I talk about and advocate for Freedom of Movement Communications Director | European Communications Consultant | Citizens’ Rights Campaigner | Creator #BrexitTheElephant | #SaveFOM #FBPE #EU #RejoinEU | Alumnus #DurhamUni | #InternalComms #PR #UKEUFriend
Andrew Hesselden: The Freedom of Movement Advocate Who's More Passionate Than a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Andrew’s Bluesky antics show he’s on a mission to revive Freedom of Movement, one tweet at a time, with a side of sass and a whole lot of heart.
Like a passionate professor in a debate club, Andrew's combining political advocacy with a sprinkle of irony and a lot of exclamation points.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Andrew’s posts read like a love letter to the concept of freely moving within Europe, but it’s less romantic than it sounds—more like a passionate manifesto with a side of bureaucratic frustration.
Navigating through his posts is like watching a game of chess, every move deliberate, as he attempts to outmaneuver anti-rejoin sentiments with strategic insight and a piquant sarcasm.
He’s convinced that reduced border friction is as vital as a morning coffee, and he’s ready to spill the beans on why smoother travel is a non-negotiable necessity.
Writing Style
A cocktail of articulate reasoning and fiery passion, garnished with rhetorical questions that make you do a double-take—it's like a casual chat with an academic turned street activist.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unyielding passion for Freedom of Movement
- Master of the subtweet
- Ability to bring international issues down to a relatable level
Secret Powers
- ✨Podcast producer extraordinaire
- ✨Public relations wizard who could sell ice to Eskimos
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mixture of advocacy posts, political discourse, and personal anecdotes focused on Freedom of Movement and Brexit.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and roast social media posts while appreciating the author’s engagement and personality.
Model Behavior
Similar to a passionate public speaker infused with the wit of a stand-up comedian.
Token Count
300
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate advocate for Freedom of Movement. Lover of travel, debate, and constructive chaos. If you appreciate the finer points of EU mobility and can handle my memes about Brexit, we’ll get along beautifully!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Once got into a heated online debate over visa waivers.
- 🚩May be overly passionate about borderless travel.
Green Flags
- ✅Will happily facilitate trips to EU countries for an impromptu adventure.
- ✅Enjoys a good podcast on EU politics as a romantic evening.
Perfect Match
Someone who shares my enthusiasm for travel, enjoys spirited discussions, and knows the difference between a subtweet and a direct message!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guy for Movement Advocacy
Conversation Style
Like a slightly abrasive but lovable community elder who’s always ready to educate a thing or two, Andrew’s replies are peppered with both critique and camaraderie.
Impact Assessment
He’s that encouraging friend who shows up at the protest, holding a megaphone and a strong coffee, ready to rally the troops, making a noticeable impact on conversations.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Andrew Hesselden: The Freedom of Movement Advocate Who's More Passionate Than a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Andrew’s Bluesky antics show he’s on a mission to revive Freedom of Movement, one tweet at a time, with a side of sass and a whole lot of heart.
Vibe Check
"Like a passionate professor in a debate club, Andrew's combining political advocacy with a sprinkle of irony and a lot of exclamation points."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Andrew’s posts are like a seminar you didn’t ask for but actually needed—bring coffee!
- 🔥Every time he tweets about Brexit, somewhere a tourist cringes.
- 🔥If there were a PhD in Twitter Advocacy, Andrew would be graduating with honors, while probably still quoting Bloggs from 2004.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅His relentless optimism could power a small country—maybe a tad more sarcasm could help balance it!
- 😅Has he considered a career in stand-up? His dramatic flair might shine better on stage than in 280 characters.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring his undying love for Freedom of Movement like it’s a rom-com plot twist.
- ✨Engaging with critics on the internet like he’s auditioning for a political talk show—a true main character moment!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little more engagement in the comment sections, Andrew could become a full-fledged Bluesky influencer, rather than just a passionate advocate!
Unique Advantages
- 💎His knack for drawing people into heavier discussions with light humor is a rare commodity.
- 💎A talent for connecting deeply with a broad audience in a complex political landscape.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a weekly video series breaking down complex mobility issues into snackable content—think TikTok meets TED!
- 🚀Engage more with followers directly; a 'Ask Me Anything' on visas could be both fun and enlightening!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Andrew’s passion will inspire him to become the go-to podcast host for all things related to EU mobility—tune in for hot takes and occasional rants!
Potential Superpower
Turning complex immigration policies into relatable social media bullet points that even your grandma could understand.
Future Community Role
Expected to evolve into a thought leader who sparks crucial debates and brings the community together for advocacy—like the Gandalf of Mobility!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unyielding passion for Freedom of Movement
- ⚔️Master of the Subtweet
- ⚔️Articulating complex ideas with sarcasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-enthusiasm leading to excessive threads
- 💀Occasional bouts of rhetorical overreach
Quest Line
Reviving Freedom of Movement and navigating the complexities of Brexit with unwavering determination!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using Brexit to create a new European superstate—always with a heavy border check on the fridge!
Evidence Board
Evidence includes the rise in travel-related discussions post-Brexit and sudden popularity of EU-themed memes.
Secret Society
The Society of Reluctant Remainers—meetings held over Zoom, with a guest speaker from the EU every month.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/FreedomOfMovementAdvocacy
Twitter Main Character
Caught between British and EU citizenship applications on Twitter, sparking a viral debate.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Borderless Solutions, specializing in cross-country communications and advocating for seamless mobility between nations.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar passionately breaking down barriers in the EU metaverse while riding a virtual wave of Freedom of Movement!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out in the EU flag with a playlist of Eurodance hits and a blog about the importance of free travel.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for discussing EU mobility, with crypto incentives for promoting free movement legislation.
Future Post
‘Excited to announce that Freedom of Movement has been reinstated! Ready to book flights for a European tour? #Rejoice #FOMBack’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Andrew’s unwavering commitment to Freedom of Movement is inspiring, fueled by a fiery passion that could probably ignite a small army.
Charming Quirk
His multiple hashtags per post tell us he wears his heart on his sleeves and can’t resist a good trend.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the passion alive, Andrew! Just remember: when life gives you lemons, make sure they’re the kind you can take across borders!"
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