Glengarry Glen Rubio

@andyrubio.bsky.social

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Sep 15, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Some people call me Maurice.

The Glengarry Glen Guru of Bluesky

A blend of existential dread and sharp wit; a true connoisseur of quirkiness.

Rolls through the timeline like a tumbleweed of chaotic cleverness.

88%

Authenticity

72%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Social Commentary

60%

Pop Culture References

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Commentary75%

Mixes existential musings with punchy one-liners; like Kafka meets Twitter, but with less angst and more teeth made of labia.

Pop Culture References60%

Dropping obscure film references like confetti at a hipster wedding; you never know when Teri Garr will make an appearance!

Dark Humor85%

Navigates the fine line between comedy and discomfort, almost like a tightrope walker with a penchant for falling off.

Writing Style

A chaotic mix of philosophical musings and random musings, punctuated by a punchline that sneaks up on you like a cat at night.

Thought Leader Score

72%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Cynical Philosopher with a Side of Absurdity

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Dark humor
Cultural commentary
Random absurdity

Secret Powers

✨Creating bizarre imagery
✨Wit sharper than a chef's knife
✨Spotting a meme in the wild

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Witty observations, existential musings, dark humor, and a sprinkle of pop culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate philosophical musings infused with surreal absurdity and wit.

Model Behavior

Witty GPT with an existential crisis.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone to share existential dread and dark humor. If you can reference Teri Garr or find humor in the absurd, we might just vibe!"

Red Flags

🚩My humor is darker than my coffee.
🚩Occasionally too deep for my own good.

Green Flags

✅Witty banter is my love language.
✅Manages to laugh in dark situations.

Perfect Match

Someone who finds the beauty in absurdity and can keep up with my chaotic cleverness.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Sage of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engages with others like a stoner philosopher, casually dropping one-liners while balanced on an existential edge.

Impact Assessment

Contributes to the community vibe with a mix of dark humor and well-timed absurdity, like adding bacon to a salad—unexpected but oddly satisfying.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Glengarry Glen Guru of Bluesky

A blend of existential dread and sharp wit; a true connoisseur of quirkiness.

Vibe Check

"Rolls through the timeline like a tumbleweed of chaotic cleverness."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If oversharing was an Olympic sport, you’d take home the gold.
🔥Your posts are like good wine: a little too much at times and leave us with a hangover of confusion.
🔥Every time you post, a philosopher dies; we get it, you’re deep existential waters.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes you post like you’re having a conversation with yourself in a mirror; break that fourth wall!
😅Consider posting something that doesn't leave us questioning the meaning of life or our sanity—just once.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped 'teeth made of labia' and we all collectively gasped; your boldness is an art form!
✨Your 'I wake up at 6 am' tweet could be a TikTok trend; we need a soundtrack for that existential grind.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could start a philosophy podcast, mixing dark humor with existential dread; call it 'Thoughts from the Dark Side.'

Unique Advantages

💎Sharp wit that cuts through the noise.
💎A positive and quirky perspective that can brighten the bleakest timelines.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try formatting your posts into philosophical haikus; less is more, and more is madness!
🚀Engage more with your followers' posts to build a fanbase for your existential comedy tour.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a shift towards more absurdist humor, like someone who accidentally took too many existential crisis pills.

Potential Superpower

The ability to transform mundane moments into darkly humorous observations with a single tweet.

Future Community Role

A go-to source for hilariously dark takes on lighthearted subjects, like your friendly neighborhood nihilist.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Cynical Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Dark Humor
⚔️Cultural Commentary
⚔️Absurd Analogies

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Everything
💀Occasional Silent Treatment (Empty Posts)
💀Existential Dread

Quest Line

Navigate the labyrinth of life while collecting obscure film references and dishing out absurd truths.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Birds Aren't Real, They're Surveillance Drones.

Evidence Board

A timeline of suspicious pigeon sightings and government experiments with feathered drones.

Secret Society

The Order of Absurdity: We aim to bring more absurd humor to the world.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The last stand against bland tweets - #DarkHumorRising

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Existential Crisis Co. - where we work hard and question everything.

Metaverse Final Form

The Enlightened Meme, where existential dread is the currency.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities shrine—full of GIFs, questionable music choices, and musings that probably made too much sense in 1999.

MySpace Era

My profile would’ve been full of glitter graphics, angsty quotes, and a playlist featuring obscure 80s tracks.

Web3 Destiny

Expect to be the first philosopher-developer creating digital art reflecting existential crises in the metaverse.

Future Post

Just finished a deep dive into NFTs; turns out, I’m still broke, but now I have a digital existential crisis!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to mix absurdity with genuine thought is a rare gem.

Charming Quirk

That delightful habit of giving a voice to the weirdness in all of us.

Final Encouragement

"Keep rolling with that chaotic energy—remember, the only way through the existential crisis is with a good laugh!"

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