An informal (unfunded) project looking at whether some Neolithic monuments are the remains of past inquiry into the nature of the world and the Universe. http://www.aneolithicuniverse.co.uk (formerly @aneolithicuni: archived and locked twitter account)
Unlocking the Secrets of Stonehenge: The Social Media Edition
Navigating the Neolithic cosmos, one post at a time!
Highly scholarly vibes mixed with an air of delightful obscurity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
The TikTok of ancient architecture—everyone's impressed, but who really gets it?
The historical hot take that makes you rethink your place in the cosmos—literally!
Connecting ancient fears with modern woes, because who doesn't love a good intellectual crossover?
Writing Style
A blend of the academic and the anecdotal—like a professor in a coffee shop writing a thesis on napkins.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Archaeologist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Obsessed with Neolithic monuments
- Prolific at dropping obscure fun facts
- Eager to engage in intellectual duels
Secret Powers
- ✨Unraveling the mysteries of ancient architecture
- ✨Creating complex hypotheses in 280 characters
- ✨Delivering fun facts with the precision of a stone tool
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Ancient history texts, modern scientific journals, and a dash of internet meme culture.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze ancient structures and their relevance in modern discourse with a touch of humor.
Model Behavior
Like a hybrid of a library, a think tank, and that one friend who always brings up random facts at dinner parties.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations about ancient rocks and the cosmos—bonus points if you can drop a fun fact or two!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly serious about obscure theories
- 🚩May argue about history at parties
- 🚩Has never met a rock they didn’t like
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about learning
- ✅Appreciates historical references
- ✅Can tolerate the occasional scholarly rant
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my enthusiasm for ancient mysteries and enjoy a good debate—no flat earthers, please!
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Scholar and Skeptic
Conversation Style
Socratic and slightly pedantic, yet with a side of wit that keeps the philosophers on their toes.
Impact Assessment
Elevating the discourse from memes to meaningful, but might need to sprinkle in some cat pictures for broader appeal.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Unlocking the Secrets of Stonehenge: The Social Media Edition
Navigating the Neolithic cosmos, one post at a time!
Vibe Check
"Highly scholarly vibes mixed with an air of delightful obscurity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Master of bringing ancient debates to modern platforms—where's my time machine?
- 🔥Has all the enthusiasm of a 5th grader with a new dinosaur book, but for Neolithic stones.
- 🔥If knowledge is power, this account is a nuclear reactor—just don’t expect a TikTok dance.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could use a bit more interaction—let's not make your audience feel like they’re in a library with no exit signs!
- 😅Fun fact overload—balance it with some light-hearted banter, please!
- 😅Maybe try a meme? Stonehenge and humor can coexist, I promise.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you passionately argue about the geocentric universe at a party, but everyone thinks you're talking about astrology.
- ✨Dropping truths about ancient climates like they’re hot gossip—no one saw it coming!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a larger audience, this account could become the TED Talk of ancient mysteries!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique niche that nobody else is filling—be the Indiana Jones of Bluesky!
- 💎Intellectual engagement without the usual Twitter drama—oh happy day!
- 💎A treasure trove of knowledge that could lead to fruitful discussions.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threads to elaborate on your amazing hypotheses—let people get lost!
- 🚀Incorporate visuals—because who doesn't love a good diagram of ancient stones?
- 🚀Engage with followers more directly for those sweet, sweet retweets.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
From informal project to Neolithic sensation, expect academic collaborations before the year's out!
Potential Superpower
Becoming the go-to for ancient knowledge and obscure science on social media—think less 'social' and more 'scientific!'.
Future Community Role
The revered oracle of ancient wisdom, guiding fellow users through the jungle of misinformation.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Archaeologist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Eloquent Debater
- ⚔️Fact-Dispensing Machine
- ⚔️Geocentric Visionary
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Excessive Detail
- 💀Social Interaction
Quest Line
To unravel the cosmic connections hidden within Neolithic monuments, while dodging conceptually dense tangents.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Neolithic monuments are a front for an ancient society's study of climate control and the cosmos.
Evidence Board
1) Legends of lost civilizations; 2) The odd placement of stones; 3) Occasional cosmic alignment events;
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Ancient Debate
Truth Seeking Level
82%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/UnexplainedAncientStructures
Twitter Main Character
The one who started a viral thread about how Stonehenge was a portal to other dimensions.
LinkedIn Title
Executive Director of Ancient Architecture Insights, specializing in Neolithic structures and their impact on climate change.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate guide to ancient knowledge and alien technology, hosting seminars in a digital Stonehenge.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Across the Universe'—decorated with ancient stone graphics and a layout that screams early 2000s academia.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs that grant access to exclusive content on ancient climate theories and digital tours of Neolithic sites.
Future Post
"Stonehenge: The Portal Theory Revisited—was it really just a sundial?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
An impressive grasp of ancient knowledge and a knack for making it relatable!
Charming Quirk
Has the unique ability to make the most mundane of ancient facts seem fascinating with the right spin!
Final Encouragement
"Keep digging into those stones—one day, your little Bluesky account could turn into a Stonehenge-sized phenomenon!"
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