Miguel is more in love with STALKER than most people are with their actual partners. He’s apparently on a first-name basis with the developers, likely sending them fan letters while berating his coworkers for interrupting his gameplay.

His posts are like a sporty soap opera, filled with dramatic twists and turns. If he keeps this pace up, he might just ignite a new rivalry in Madrid—pitting football journalists against self-proclaimed pundits like himself.

Miguel’s comic collaborations are the artistic equivalent of a group project where everyone pulls their weight—unexpectedly delightful and filled with inside jokes that only they understand.

He passionately describes food like an overzealous food critic on a reality show, where every bite is either a trip to heaven or a slap in the face. His love for guarrísimo meals deserves its own fan club.