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    Toronto based Photographer, and obsessive collector of physical media. Don’t let the bastards break you.

    Peter Crock: The Zen Master of the Social Media Cemetery

    A photographer with a penchant for poignant rants and local shopping.

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    This feed radiates ‘thoughtful artist’ mixed with ‘niche internet activist’—if only those vibes translated to more likes!

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    85%
    Authenticity
    60%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Local Business Advocacy
    75%
    Social Justice Rants

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Local Business Advocacy80%

    Peter’s passion for local business isn't just a post; it’s a protest against Amazonian oppression. Who knew a photog could moonlight as a small business vigilante?

    Social Justice Rants75%

    With all the finesse of a renaissance faire bard, Peter announces life’s injustices as if they were the next big blockbuster. Spoiler: they’re not, but who doesn’t love a dramatic monologue?

    Humor in Chaos70%

    Peter’s comedic timing in moments of existential dread is like finding a rubber chicken after stepping on a nail. It’s absurd but strangely comforting!

    Writing Style

    Peter’s writing is like a latte: steamy, with unexpected shots of espresso humor, served with a side of existential dread over capitalism.

    Thought Leader Score

    60%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Aesthetic Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Obsessive physical media collector
    • Cemetery hangout enthusiast
    • Thought-provoking social commentary

    Secret Powers

    • Capturing hauntingly beautiful moments
    • Encouraging community support for local businesses

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Famous local artisan quotes, social justice tweets, photography portfolios, and minor existential crises.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful commentary on environmental issues mixed with a healthy dose of dark humor.

    Model Behavior

    GPT-3 with a penchant for poetic metaphors and sociopolitical critique.

    Token Count

    512

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Toronto-based photographer and passionate advocate for local businesses. I value deep conversations over craft beer and believe in supporting artists and creators. Let's discuss our favorite films while I reveal my extensive collection of physical media."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently gets lost in philosophical discussions about consumerism
    • 🚩May invite you to cemeteries for 'self-reflection' sessions
    • 🚩Obsessively collects DVDs—yes, DVDs

    Green Flags

    • Thoughtful and introspective, loves meaningful conversations
    • Has a deep passion for art and photography
    • Enjoys exploring local businesses and supporting the community

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates the beauty in everyday life, loves discussing art, and isn't afraid to venture into the depths of existential dread with a smile.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Local Artisan Advocate

    Conversation Style

    Somewhere between a cozy pub debate and a chill art gallery opening, Peter offers hot takes with a side of cool photography.

    Impact Assessment

    Peter is a breath of wind in a crowded marketplace—refreshing, but sometimes you wonder if he’s just blowing off steam.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Peter Crock: The Zen Master of the Social Media Cemetery

    A photographer with a penchant for poignant rants and local shopping.

    Vibe Check

    "This feed radiates ‘thoughtful artist’ mixed with ‘niche internet activist’—if only those vibes translated to more likes!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Peter here, champion of local shopping and yet only 18 followers. Are we sure there’s not a Black Friday deal on social popularity?
    • 🔥With the amount of self-reflection in these posts, Peter could single-handedly fund a therapy session for an entire community.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Posts more about photography, less about existential crises. We get it, life is hard!
    • 😅Find a way to engage with your followers that doesn’t sound like a TED Talk.

    Main Character Moments

    • Announcing a night of stress monitoring with Martin Short—now that’s how you elevate a Tuesday night!
    • Throwing a cemetery hangout invitation—is it a ghost story or an art critique? Either way, I’m intrigued.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a flair for the poetic and a heart for the local, Peter could become the unofficial bard of Toronto’s small businesses.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong sense of community
    • 💎Artistic eye that could paint the bleakest of moods with beauty
    • 💎Ability to provoke thought and inspire action

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try incorporating more photography into your posts—show us the world through your lens!
    • 🚀Engage your followers with polls about local businesses or photography tips. People love to share opinions!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Peter will likely transform into a local legend—part artist, part activist, all Toronto.

    Potential Superpower

    A knack for crafting emotional narratives through photos that’ll make even the grumpiest Toronto native tear up.

    Future Community Role

    The unofficial photography correspondent for the community’s best-kept secrets, connecting art and activism.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Thoughtful Artisan Advocate

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Capturing hauntingly beautiful moments
    • ⚔️Ranting about social injustices with flair
    • ⚔️Encouraging local business support

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Crippling doubt over social media engagement
    • 💀A tendency to spiral into existential musings
    • 💀An unwinnable battle with Amazon's dominance

    Quest Line

    To document the ephemeral beauty of Toronto while rallying local businesses under the banner of artisanal excellence.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly funding streaming services to destroy physical media collections and diminish home viewing experiences.

    Evidence Board

    A pinboard of discarded DVDs, 'missing person' posters for VHS tapes, and clippings from local news articles about video rental stores closing.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Exiled Media Collectors, who meet in basements to reminisce about the days of Blockbuster and trade rare VHS tapes.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/LocalArtisanLifestyle, where every post is a picture of a food truck and a rant about corporate greed.

    Twitter Main Character

    The social media historian documenting the rise and fall of local businesses in Toronto, leading protests with hashtag campaigns.

    LinkedIn Title

    Peter the Networking Genius: 'Let’s Connect—Especially If You Sell Handmade Candles or Vintage Vinyl!'

    Metaverse Final Form

    A 3D gallery showcasing local Toronto art and an immersive experience of wandering through vintage media shops.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with starry backgrounds, animated GIFs of film reels, and a guestbook filled with musings on the merits of physical media vs. streaming.

    MySpace Era

    A profile featuring an autoplayed ‘90s indie rock playlist, with a top 8 friends list dedicated solely to local artists.

    Web3 Destiny

    Peter will coin the term 'phygital collection' and launch a platform for NFT art that bridges the gap between physical and digital media.

    Future Post

    "Just got back from a magical evening at a local cemetery with fellow art lovers. 🎨👻 Who knew death could inspire such a lively discussion? #ArtInDeath"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Peter's passion for photography and local business advocacy shines through every post, making him a unique voice in a sea of noise.

    Charming Quirk

    His ability to weave humor into poignant truths is like a hidden gem—you never see it coming but it’s always welcome.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep capturing life in all its chaotic beauty, Peter! And remember, followers are just likes waiting to happen."

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