She treats each game as if it's an epic saga of a hero's journey (with plenty of beer breaks!). Passion levels are through the roof, often hitting 90.0 whenever there's a birthday or a new Zelda game.

From conquering the world of beer to crafting toasts for galactic celebrations, her love for beer is typically served cold, with a hint of cheerful absurdity. Passion score? Let's just say it's a solid 92.0, right up there with her love for Zelda.

She shares life updates like they're quests in an RPG, leveling up in adulting while downing drinks. The enthusiasm is there, but the occasional lack of coherent language makes you question if she's slaying dragons or just trying to remember where she left her keys—passion at a solid 75.0!