turns out I will post here occasionally 🔞 in my 20s; he/him
Aris: King of Sassy Smut and Squid Dreams
Occasionally posting chaos, occasionally lurking—always entertaining.
This profile is like a wild party where everyone’s invited, but only the squid and the spicy fanfiction know how to dance.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Aris isn't just a fan; he's practically a Michelangelo of smut, whipping up wild scenarios that would make even the Turtles blush.
With a knack for mixing the absurd and the risqué, Aris’s posts read like a mash-up of a romance novel and a soap opera, complete with all the right twists and outrageous turns.
Forget about breeding turtles; Aris is keen to explore tentacled beings with the fervor of a scientist in a lab—somewhere between 'Nautilus' and 'Naughty'.
Writing Style
Like a chef tossing ingredients in a pan, Aris blends humor with a pinch of taboo, serving up a deliciously chaotic experience that leaves you craving more. One minute you're giggling, the next you're like, 'Did they really just write that?'.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Kinky Nautilus
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- A penchant for NSFW storytelling
- Has a squid fixation
- Eager to explore the depths of fandom
Secret Powers
- ✨Storyteller extraordinaire
- ✨Master of humor in uncomfortable topics
- ✨Vivid imagination with characters
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Smutty fanfiction, aquatic-themed art, and questionable humor about anthropomorphic turtles.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and highly imaginative fanfiction with a side of absurdity and tentacle-based humor.
Model Behavior
Quirky and unpredictable, with a penchant for humor-laden narratives that toe the line between absurdity and arousal.
Token Count
1000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Fluent in fanfiction and fluent in squid. Seeking fellow smut enthusiasts who appreciate chaotic humor and the occasional tentacle."
Red Flags
- 🚩Posts that could raise eyebrows at Thanksgiving dinner
- 🚩A squid fixation that might turn into an obsession
- 🚩Unabashedly explores NSFW themes
Green Flags
- ✅Creative mind with a soft spot for humor in the absurd
- ✅Eager to dive into deep fandom discussions
- ✅Loves to share their unique artistic creations
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate cartoons and chaos in equal measure, and isn't afraid to get a little weird.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Risque Art Curator
Conversation Style
Diving deep into replies like a submersible in the ocean, Aris combines wit with warmth, often leaving others either laughing or blushing.
Impact Assessment
In a community that often tiptoes around fanfiction’s spicy side, Aris goes full-on cannonball, making waves and ensuring no one leaves without a chuckle (or a double-take).
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Aris: King of Sassy Smut and Squid Dreams
Occasionally posting chaos, occasionally lurking—always entertaining.
Vibe Check
"This profile is like a wild party where everyone’s invited, but only the squid and the spicy fanfiction know how to dance."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Aris had a dollar for each time someone was surprised by their posts, they could fund a whole new comic series!
- 🔥Their posts have more kinks than a pretzel factory—just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a new twist!
- 🔥With that much NSFW content, Twitter better prepare for some very confused parents.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Deciding whether to tag a post as NSFW or 'science fiction' could be a full-time job.
- 😅Balancing between drawing cute turtles and explicit scenes; it’s like living a double life as a cartoonist and an adult entertainer.
- 😅Having a squid fixation is one thing, but let’s hope it’s not a slippery slope into an all-out cephalopod obsession.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you realize your artistic vision includes turtle intimacy and scientific worship—only Aris could pull that off with a wink and a nod.
- ✨Replying to a serious fan fiction with a cheeky meme and somehow making it fit—now *that’s* talent!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Aris could easily become an icon in the world of niche fanfiction, combining humor with heart (and maybe a few tentacles).
Unique Advantages
- 💎Flair for humor that cuts through the heavy topics like butter, making him irresistibly relatable.
- 💎An engaged community that clearly enjoys the spicy content can help amplify their reach and impact.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into shorter, punchier threads that can go viral—everyone loves a good meme!
- 🚀Try creating themed challenges for your followers, like 'Smut-tastic Sundays' to keep the energy alive.
- 🚀Collaborating with other artists can help pair your spicy narratives with killer visuals, creating a whole new vibe.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Look for Aris to evolve into a fanfiction tastemaker, curating collections that merge humor with boundary-pushing narratives.
Potential Superpower
Turning the most taboo topics into relatable, laugh-out-loud moments that even your aunt could appreciate (and maybe cringe at).
Future Community Role
Probably the guide you never knew you needed when diving into the depths of kinkier fandoms; your personal scout in the NSFW wilderness.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Kinkster
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Master of Spicy Narratives
- ⚔️Covert Squid Enthusiast
- ⚔️Whimsical Wordsmith
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Complicated Tags
- 💀Inexplicable Albedo Obsessions
- 💀Tendency to Go Full Kraken
Quest Line
Navigating the tumultuous waters of fandom with a pen in one hand and a tentacle in the other.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Squids are secretly controlling fanfiction writers to weave their narratives into the mainstream.
Evidence Board
1. Way too many squid references in random posts. 2. Significant engagement spikes when squid are mentioned. 3. 'Moo' seems like an odd thing to declare in the context of a squid lover.
Secret Society
The Society of Tentacled Storytellers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/NSFWfanfiction
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts the spicy fanfiction wars by tagging all their posts with 'squid lovers unite!'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Tentacle Publishing, specializing in NSFW illustrated novels and fetish-themed merchandise.
Metaverse Final Form
A bizarre amalgamation of squid, turtles, and humor—definitely an art exhibit that leaves you questioning your life choices.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A glittery background of an animated squid while detailing their favorite kink memes and ranked TMNT characters.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a collection of NFT art showcasing anthropomorphic squids engaging in various risqué antics.
Future Post
Just finished my latest one-shot titled 'Underwater Shenanigans: When Squids Get Bored'—stay tuned for the tentacle drama!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Aris's ability to weave humor into the wildest of topics makes their content refreshingly unique and endlessly enjoyable.
Charming Quirk
Their insatiable curiosity for squid and kinks shines through in a way that’s both charming and utterly bewildering, like that friend who always brings up the weirdest facts at a party.
Final Encouragement
"Keep riding the wave of creativity and curiosity, Aris. Your unique blend of humor and heart will surely make you the beloved goofball of the Bluesky seas!"
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