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    Jonathon Owen

    @arrantpedantry.bsky.social

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    Editor • Writer • Linguist • Ironic meta-pedant • Villain • Cat person Blog: https://www.arrantpedantry.com Merch: https://arrantpedantry.myspreadshop.com

    The Pedant Strikes Back: Language Hero or Cat-Loving Villain?

    Jonathon Owen's Bluesky feed is a delightful mix of linguistic wit and cat-centric humor, with a sprinkle of irony that's as sharp as his editing skills.

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    If linguistic puns were currency, Jonathon would be wealthier than Elon Musk on a good day.

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    90%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Etymology and Language
    80%
    Customer Service Rants

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Etymology and Language95%

    Jonathon's love for etymology shines like a thesaurus in a library, with posts that reveal his knack for connecting roots to modern usage. He's basically the Indiana Jones of linguistics; if only he had a fedora and a whip to fend off adverb thieves!

    Customer Service Rants80%

    The recurring theme of dissatisfaction with customer service surveys shows his relatability, resonating with anyone who's ever been spammed post-purchase. It’s like he’s the spokesperson for everyone who's ever rolled their eyes while clicking 'satisfied' with a side of annoyance!

    Cats85%

    His cat references are as frequent as a cat's demand for attention, showcasing a softer side amidst the pedantry. The cat narrative adds a delightful warmth, making his linguistic insights feel like a cozy chat by the fireplace… or a sunbeam on the carpet.

    Writing Style

    Jonathon's posts are composed like a well-edited manuscript—concise, clever, and often sprinkled with just the right amount of irony to keep readers entertained while contemplating life’s absurdities. If his humor were a cocktail, it'd be shaken, not stirred—more like an etymological martini with a twist of sarcasm.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Ironic Linguist

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Meta-pedantry
    • Witty observations on language
    • Cat lover with a penchant for scholarly humor

    Secret Powers

    • Etymology enthusiast
    • Sarcastic meme creator
    • Cat whisperer

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    1,000,000 tweets about linguistics, cat memes, and customer service complaints

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty observations on language while incorporating feline humor and a meta-pedantic tone

    Model Behavior

    A quirky blend of a linguist and a comedian; essentially a pun-enhanced chatbot of sarcasm

    Token Count

    250

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Editor, writer, and cat person seeking someone to share linguistic debates and endless cat videos. Must enjoy witty banter and occasionally roll your eyes at my puns!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasional rants about customer service that may ruin your mood
    • 🚩Tendency to overanalyze everything—including our date conversation

    Green Flags

    • Loves cats and can appreciate sarcastic humor
    • Enjoys deep conversations about language and its quirks

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can tolerate puns and counter my pedantry with their own witty commentary.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Linguistic Authority & Cat Meme Ambassador

    Conversation Style

    His replies are akin to a verbal game of chess, strategically placed yet playfully engaging. You never know if you're getting a pun or a profound insight, but it’s always a pleasure.

    Impact Assessment

    With a lion's share of linguistic knowledge and a side of feline flair, Jonathon enriches the Bluesky vibe like an extra shot of espresso in a tired conversation.

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    Your profile in a flash

    The Pedant Strikes Back: Language Hero or Cat-Loving Villain?

    Jonathon Owen's Bluesky feed is a delightful mix of linguistic wit and cat-centric humor, with a sprinkle of irony that's as sharp as his editing skills.

    Vibe Check

    "If linguistic puns were currency, Jonathon would be wealthier than Elon Musk on a good day."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You might be the only person who uses the term ‘bunkum’ casually—and absolutely no one is surprised.
    • 🔥Between your love for etymology and cat antics, are you secretly writing a children’s book on grammar?
    • 🔥You’re like the Socrates of social media, asking 'What is a cat?' when the rest of us are just trying to get through our day.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Consider using fewer puns—said no one ever! But maybe try to branch out from cats just a tad?
    • 😅Your posts could use a sprinkling of brevity; not every thought needs a dissertation—unless it’s on pumpernickel, of course.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you announced your cat might just be the expert on customer service complaints, we all felt that.
    • Your rants about 'the early part of this century' had us collectively age faster than the speed of light.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Dive deeper into the meme culture; your linguistic insights could translate wonderfully into viral content!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Keen understanding of language nuances
    • 💎Expertise in witty yet informative commentary
    • 💎Ability to merge humor with highbrow content seamlessly

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Start a weekly series of linguistic challenges—perhaps with your cat as a co-host?
    • 🚀Engage more in trending topics with your unique twist; it’s time to let the world see more of your ironic genius!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a shift towards more interactive posts—perhaps linguistically themed games or polls that get your followers thinking!

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of the humorous thread; your posts are already gold, just imagine them in a cohesive series!

    Future Community Role

    As the reigning 'Grammar Guru', you’ll soon become the go-to for all language-related queries—and also cat memes!

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Linguist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Etymological Wizardry
    • ⚔️Cat Whispering
    • ⚔️Customer Service Snark

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Analytical
    • 💀Incessant Punning
    • 💀Obsessive Grammar Checking

    Quest Line

    A relentless pursuit of linguistic truth, armed with a penchant for irony and a soft spot for paws.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world’s dictionaries are being controlled by a secret society of rogue linguists aiming to change the language to reflect their own bizarre pet peeves.

    Evidence Board

    Militant grammar nazis, the sudden disappearance of adverbs, and a strange uptick in cat-themed idioms.

    Secret Society

    Society of the Feline Linguists—meetings held in cat cafes, where members argue over etymology while petting cats.

    Truth Seeking Level

    77.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/LinguisticsAndCats

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who caused a Twitter war over proper usage of 'their' vs. 'there' while live-tweeting his cat’s antics.

    LinkedIn Title

    The ‘Grammar Guru’ leading linguistic workshops at Fortune 100 companies, advising on how to avoid grammatical faux pas in corporate memos.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic cat avatar ready to engage in pedantic debates about language with other virtual beings.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Featuring all the cat gifs and etymological facts you could ever want; don’t forget to sign my guestbook!

    MySpace Era

    A fully customized profile with a background of a cat video and a song about the importance of grammar blasting on autoplay.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a metaverse language school where cats teach the nuances of linguistics and etymology in an immersive VR experience.

    Future Post

    "Just realized my cat has been correct about language usage all along—she always knows when to end a sentence with a meow!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend humor and knowledge makes you a beacon of wit amidst the vast sea of social media.

    Charming Quirk

    Every post is a delightful surprise, like finding a cat in a box you didn’t expect to be there.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep charming us with your linguistic puns and cat tales, Jonathon! Remember—life is too short not to be a little pedantic! "

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