Mateus Dantas

@arrobateuss.bsky.social

Followers

1,808

Posts

331

Following

969

Packs

Joined

May 13, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

ex biscoiteiro no Twitter Instagram.com/arrobateuss

Mateus Dantas: The Biscoito Bandit of Bluesky

A delightful mix of thirst traps and existential musings, all while asking, 'Are we even awake?'

A caffeine-fueled rollercoaster of feel-good vibes and relatable chaos.

92.5%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Weekend Vibes

80%

Daily Greetings

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Weekend Vibes85%

Mateus has turned 'Sunday Bunday' into a lifestyle brand, leaving us all wondering if he’s the unofficial mascot for lounging with style.

Daily Greetings80%

With more 'Bom dias' than a Brazilian café, he has his morning routine more established than my commitment to stay in bed.

Emotional Transparency90%

From quiet desperation to unabashed longing, his posts are like a reality TV show we can’t help but binge-watch, sans all the overproduced drama.

Writing Style

With a penchant for the concise and the absurd, each post reads like a chat with a best friend who just spilled their coffee on your favorite shirt—hilarious but also tragic.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Observer

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Playful emoji usage
Irresistible self-reflection
Fearless candidness

Secret Powers

✨Expert in creating meme-worthy captions
✨Unintentional philosopher of the mundane
✨Master of the double entendre

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of meme culture, Brazilian humor, and the emotional nuances of everyday life, all served with a side of sass.

Prompt Engineering

Generate relatable and funny content while maintaining emotional depth and existential reflections.

Model Behavior

Seems like a hybrid of a social media philosopher and an upbeat meme generator, driven by emotional authenticity.

Token Count

800

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"✨ Sassy observer of life & lover of daily 'Bom dias' ☕️ | Catch me dreaming of 'cafené' and seeking a good back rub! | Bonus points if you appreciate a good 'Biscoito'! | Swipe right for daily existential musings and a sprinkle of humor."

Red Flags

🚩Obsessive use of emojis
🚩Frequent emotional outbursts about sleep deprivation
🚩Daily declarations of love for various breakfast items

Green Flags

✅Incredible listener who shares their heart
✅Shares thoughtful reflections while keeping it light
✅Has an artistic flair for turning mundane moments into relatable content

Perfect Match

Someone who loves deep conversations and can match my energy for late-night snack runs.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Comedian

Conversation Style

Engaging with a sprinkle of sass, Mateus replies like someone who just watched a rom-com and is convinced they can give relationship advice.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is like a warm hug on a bad day—comforting, relatable, and with an unexpected twist of humor that makes you want to stick around.

TL;DR Version⚡

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Mateus Dantas: The Biscoito Bandit of Bluesky

A delightful mix of thirst traps and existential musings, all while asking, 'Are we even awake?'

Vibe Check

"A caffeine-fueled rollercoaster of feel-good vibes and relatable chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The amount of emojis used could probably power a small village with joy!
🔥If there’s a ‘Biscoito Hall of Fame,’ he’s at the very least an honorable mention.
🔥Can we get an intervention for the nightly ‘Bom noiteee’s? They're becoming a ritual!

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps try posting about something other than the sky or your dreams once in a while?
😅The quest for a unique emoji for each mood is noble; however, I fear there aren't enough emojis in the universe to meet your needs!

Main Character Moments

✨When he declared his love for 'cafené' like it was a rom-com worth of a plot twist.
✨His existential cries for a 'cafuné' are the relatable content we never knew we needed.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With more focus, Mateus could transform from 'Biscoito Bandit' to a full-fledged social media influencer, bringing us along for the ride!

Unique Advantages

💎Authenticity that resonates with followers
💎A playful yet candid humor that invites engagement
💎Talented at creating relatable content

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe try sharing a recipe for that 'cafené' you love so dearly?
🚀Collaborate with a fellow Biscoito enthusiast to create a fun challenge—imagine the ‘Biscoito Olympics’!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Watch for a potential shift into DIY content—'How to make your own Biscoitos' could be the next big thing!

Potential Superpower

Turning mundane life observations into viral tweets, one emotional emoji at a time.

Future Community Role

The go-to source for uplifting content, combining humor and heart in perfect balance.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Sassy Biscoito Connoisseur

Special Abilities

⚔️Emoji Enthusiasm Unleashed
⚔️Candid Confession Mastery
⚔️Thirst Traps of Tact

Weaknesses

💀Overuse of 'Bom dia'
💀Existential Sleep Seeking
💀The Unrelenting Desire for Cafuné

Quest Line

To conquer the realms of social media through unapologetic emotional expression and unfiltered humor.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The hidden agenda behind all our favorite snacks is to keep us emotionally dependent on carbs.

Evidence Board

Historical documents showing the rise of Biscoitos correlating with increased Instagram engagement.

Secret Society

The League of Biscoito Lovers, devoted to spreading the joy of snacks and existential thought.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SassySnackers, dedicated to sharing emotional snack reviews.

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate reality, they sparked a Twitter feud with a well-known fast-food chain over the best breakfast sandwich.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Biscoito Innovations, where they develop emotional support snacks for the overworked and undercaffeinated.

Metaverse Final Form

The ultimate Biscoito avatar, dispensing wisdom and snacks in digital cafes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Sparkling GeoCities page complete with backgrounds that clash and animated gifs celebrating snacks.

MySpace Era

A carefully curated Top 8 of their favorite Biscoitos and heartfelt quotes about life and love.

Web3 Destiny

Owning their own NFT collection called ‘Biscoito Dreams’ capturing the essence of their existential musings.

Future Post

"You can’t spell ‘cafené’ without ‘café’ and ‘ene’... but who’s keeping score?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Mateus brings a refreshing dose of authenticity that gives us all a reason to smile.

Charming Quirk

His habit of turning every thought into a mini drama is both endearing and hilariously relatable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sparkling like the Biscoito you are; the world needs more of your unique flavor!"

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