Às vezes gosto de passear com minha namorada, de mãos dadas na praia. Até acabar o efeito da droga, e perceber que estou arrastando um manequim pelo estacionamento. (desenho japonês, video jogos, graçolas, futebol, neurodivergencias e ódio ao capetalismo)
Navigating the Waves of Sarcasm and Social Commentary
Arthur Valim is your go-to bluesman for sharp jabs and deep dives into life's absurdities.
A mix of a sardonic pirate and an over-caffeinated philosopher.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Arthur's disdain for misleading biopics makes him the anti-hero of media critique—like a pirate who steals bad narratives instead of gold.
His posts are like a double espresso: dark, bitter, and guaranteed to wake you up to the grim realities of life.
Football brings out his inner philosopher—analyzing the game like it's a grand metaphor for life, complete with VAR conspiracies.
If capitalism were a ship, Arthur would be the one ready to scuttle it with a well-placed cannonball of sarcasm.
Writing Style
Arthur's writing style is a rollercoaster of sarcasm and dark humor, with occasional pit stops at over-the-top metaphors designed to leave you both chuckling and questioning your life choices.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cynical Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty social critiques
- Football fanatic
- Dramatic flair in writing
Secret Powers
- ✨Mastering the art of sarcasm
- ✨Spotting capitalist hypocrisy
- ✨Creating memes in real-time
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Contemporary social commentary, football analyses, memes, and critiques of capitalism.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and roast social media posts with a humorous yet insightful touch.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet insightful; like a philosopher at a stand-up gig.
Token Count
650
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sarcastic pirate seeks intellectual debates and passionate discussions. Enjoys long walks on the beach with mannequins and vigorous critiques of capitalism. If you can handle dark humor and the waves of football-induced metaphors, we might just be a match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tendency to rant about capitalism at awkward times
- 🚩Incessant football analysis
- 🚩May talk to mannequins.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty humor and deep insights
- ✅Passionate and well-informed
- ✅Enjoys art and culture.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates sarcasm, engages in intense debates, and isn't afraid to challenge the status quo.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Provocateur
Conversation Style
Arthur engages like an adventurous pirate—waves of sarcasm crashing into meaningful points, leaving others both entertained and reflective.
Impact Assessment
He’s the spicy seasoning in the Bluesky stew—if you want flavor, you go to Arthur.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Navigating the Waves of Sarcasm and Social Commentary
Arthur Valim is your go-to bluesman for sharp jabs and deep dives into life's absurdities.
Vibe Check
"A mix of a sardonic pirate and an over-caffeinated philosopher."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like the elusive Pokémon: rare and often misunderstood.
- 🔥Your tweets come with more plot twists than a telenovela starring a misunderstood villain.
- 🔥If sarcasm were a sport, you'd be in the Champions League.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Embrace brevity; not every thought needs to be a mini-novel.
- 😅Try to keep the rants under 250 words—your readers will thank you.
- 😅Consider emojis: they're like the seasoning in writing—sometimes you need a pinch.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declare that pirating is both beautiful and moral, you truly become the ‘Pirate Messiah’ of social media.
- ✨Your passionate rants about football make you sound like a football manager who isn't afraid to throw a chair.
- ✨Turning a comment about a video game into a philosophical debate is a talent not everyone possesses.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Arthur could dominate the meme sphere—imagine him creating relatable memes from his politically charged rants!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A fierce grasp of political and cultural themes
- 💎Keen eye for social injustice
- 💎Ability to blend humor and critique seamlessly.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start a weekly satire series—think ‘Pirate’s Perspective’ on current events.
- 🚀Engage with followers more by asking for their opinions—surprise us with a poll!
- 🚀Collaborate with other community members for a roundtable of wits.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Arthur will turn into a social media philosopher, hosting live discussions that mix black humor with deep political insights.
Potential Superpower
Crafting the perfect roast aimed straight at the capitalist norms.
Future Community Role
He could become the community's official commentator on all things absurd and ironic, ushering in a new era of social critique.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cynical Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty social critiques
- ⚔️Mastering sarcasm
- ⚔️Football fanaticism
Weaknesses
- 💀Excessive rants
- 💀Occasional melodrama
- 💀Nitpicking
Quest Line
To expose the absurdities of capitalism and pop culture while raiding the seas of social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world government is controlled by a secret cabal of football referees manipulating games for their own gain.
Evidence Board
VAR controversies, strange referee decisions, and the uncanny ability of politicians to always score in favor of rich corporations.
Secret Society
The Society of Sarcastic Pirates—fighting capitalism one post at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CapitalismSucks
Twitter Main Character
The person who goes viral for calling out a major celebrity's hypocrisy about capitalism while also criticizing influencers.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at 'Real Talk Inc.'—where we specialize in roasting CEOs and debunking corporate jargon.
Metaverse Final Form
The Pirate Philosopher, sailing through digital seas, critiquing avatars who represent capitalist ideals.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile filled with dark humor quotes and a top 8 featuring only anti-capitalist activists and football players.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of the first decentralized meme network advocating against capitalism.
Future Post
"Just found out they’re remaking the remakes of remakes—does anyone even know what originality is anymore?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend humor with critique makes your posts not just entertaining but thought-provoking.
Charming Quirk
The way you dive headfirst into topics—like a pirate off the plank, ready to make a splash.
Final Encouragement
"Keep sailing those sarcastic seas, Arthur! The world needs your brand of humor to navigate through these turbulent waters."
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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