Artista, suposo. #sculpture, #photography, #architecture, #music, #NFL #SerieTexturas, #art, #acrylic Wannabe #architect. Tadao Ando's fan. Català, Español, English (学んでいます 🇯🇵). Cuanta más gente conozco, más quiero a mi perra.
Artista Novato: El escultor de sus propias reflexiones.
Con un pie en la arquitectura y otro en la autocrítica, Artista Novato es el meme andante de Bluesky, mezclando arte, sarcasmo y una pizca de filosofía.
Confundido pero intrigante, como una escultura moderna que no sabes si es arte o solo un error de cálculo.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Artista Novato critiques buildings like an architect with a vendetta against floors—who knew?
Recommending 'Young Rock' while simultaneously critiquing the state of wrestling—what an emotional rollercoaster!
His introspective musings about life and relationships feel like a cross between a therapy session and a spontaneous slam poetry performance.
Jokes like 'the clit of the trackpad' keep his feed spicy. One moment you're cringing, the next you're howling!
Takes photos that make you wonder if you’re viewing art or just badly arranged furniture—it's both!
Writing Style
A poetic mashup of sarcasm and deep thoughts, like Rilke dropped in a blender with a meme generator. Every post reads like a conceptual artwork—sometimes brilliant, often confusing, but always memorable.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Eccentric Thinker
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Multi-lingual wordsmith
- Architecture aficionado
- Self-proclaimed wannabe artist
Secret Powers
- ✨Spotting architectural flaws from a mile away
- ✨Roasting Elon Musk with flair
- ✨Crafting unexpected art metaphors
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of architectural critique, art appreciation, sarcasm, and pop culture references, with a sprinkle of wrestling lore and introspective musing.
Prompt Engineering
Generate clever commentary on the absurdity of modern life while incorporating elements of art, architecture, and humor—preferably in three languages.
Model Behavior
Like a philosophical chatbot who never learned to stop joking, often confusing users with both insight and levity.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Artista, wannabe architect, and existential philosopher. I appreciate deep conversations about life and architecture. Looking for someone who loves sarcasm as much as they love dog pictures. Bonus points if you understand that my trackpad analogy is an art form in itself!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Often critiques the infrastructure of romance as if it's a poorly designed building.
- 🚩Attends therapy sessions and sometimes forgets to leave the philosophical realm behind.
- 🚩Extremely passionate about wrestling-themed life lessons.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves dogs as much as I do, probably more.
- ✅Can appreciate a good non sequitur and laugh at their own existential crises.
- ✅Multilingual communicator—let's swoon in three languages!
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the irony of life while also making space for the absurd—bonus points if you love a good pun or architectural critique over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Pundit of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging yet cheeky, he’s the friend who always has that one zinger that leaves you laughing but questioning your life choices.
Impact Assessment
Makes self-reflection popular—like the hipster of existentialism, he encourages everyone to think but also to LOL at themselves.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Artista Novato: El escultor de sus propias reflexiones.
Con un pie en la arquitectura y otro en la autocrítica, Artista Novato es el meme andante de Bluesky, mezclando arte, sarcasmo y una pizca de filosofía.
Vibe Check
"Confundido pero intrigante, como una escultura moderna que no sabes si es arte o solo un error de cálculo."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more than some people breathe—how do you have time for life?
- 🔥Common sense says to avoid the thought spiral, but you sprint into it like a marathon runner!
- 🔥Your posting schedule is like a well-structured abstract—confusing but somehow enlightening.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Balance your architecture obsessions with a dose of reality—floors are important too!
- 😅Less time on Bluesky may help you avoid that 'Unfinished Thought' vibe in your masterpieces.
- 😅Try not to turn every post into an architectural critique—it’s not your architectural therapy session!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you critiqued an entire architectural style and still thought about changing your career to wrestling.
- ✨Your existential crisis posts read like the script of a movie we didn’t know we needed—coming soon to theaters!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could turn those deep, wandering thoughts into a book—'The Art of Overthinking: A Manual for the Confused'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your multilingual skills make you a cultural connector.
- 💎Master of layering humor with genuine emotion—like a lasagna of thoughts, never boring.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Invest in a good photo editing app; we need to see the beauty behind your artistic vision!
- 🚀Harness that sarcasm into a themed video series—'Wrestling with Architecture' could go viral!
- 🚀Consider a more regular posting schedule—so we can actually keep up with the genius cascading from your brain.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Look out for Artista Novato’s Z-list celebrity status—people will start following you just for your joyful rants!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn every mundane moment into a philosophical discussion that provokes laughter and thought.
Future Community Role
Likely to become the voice of reason in a chaotic comment section—think of him as the benevolent overlord of sarcasm.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Artisanal Architect
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Bantering about buildings
- ⚔️Creating art metaphors on the fly
- ⚔️Commenting on culture as if it's a wrestling match
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-explaining every point
- 💀Convoluted thought processes
- 💀A tendency to spiral into existential crises
Quest Line
To harmonize the world of art, architecture, and absurdity while educating the masses about the importance of not mistaking flat design for profound meaning.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The decline of modern architecture is a subtle form of government control to keep us all too confused to care about real issues.
Evidence Board
1. The rise of minimalist design parallels the decline in critical thought. 2. All the great architects are disappearing like socks in a dryer. 3. The Youtube algorithm is conspiring to keep us distracted with cat videos when we could be discussing structural integrity.
Secret Society
Society of Misunderstood Architects and Overthinkers (SMAO), dedicated to creating buildings that look like our thoughts—confusing but oddly comforting.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArchitectureCritique
Twitter Main Character
Defending the importance of floor planning while accidentally getting involved in a heated debate over the merits of Dwayne Johnson's acting career.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Existential Design Solutions—specializing in designing metaphysical spaces that make you question your life choices every time you step inside.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic architect wandering through a 3D rendered Bluesky where sarcasm and architecture are the main currencies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
An angsty MySpace profile adorned with angst-ridden quotes, architectural photos, and a top 8 that changes weekly because everyone's either a work of art or a poorly constructed metaphor.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform for sharing art critiques and architectural projects, with NFT galleries showcasing the most absurd architectural designs imaginable—screaming through the blockchain!
Future Post
2025 update: Still questioning everything, but now officially lost in the metaverse, pondering the architectural implications of virtual reality. #WrestlingWithExistence.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knack for turning everyday observations into profound insights is genuinely inspiring.
Charming Quirk
Your ability to tie random thoughts together with a lighthearted sarcasm is like watching a stand-up special—enjoyable and thought-provoking at the same time.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting, keep laughing, and remember: if you ever feel lost, just head to Bluesky—there are at least 4500 other thoughts to guide you!"
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