I help software teams navigate capitalism. I help capitalists understand software teams. Highly regulated sectors are my thing. Personal account but also nerd so 🤷♀️ 🇬🇧➡️🇵🇹🇪🇺 If I know you professionally and I follow you on here, consider yourself trusted 💖
The British Software Whisperer: Navigating Emojis and Euro Codes
Ashley Rolfmore's blend of humor, tech insights, and cat content makes her a beloved enigma on Bluesky.
High-key professional, low-key cat lady; multifaceted, like an NFT you didn’t know you needed.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ashley’s commentary on software systems reads like a guide to navigating a labyrinth, where the Minotaur is just a buggy code line. It’s a wild ride, but she’s managed to bring the mythos to the masses.
From British laziness to the silliness of 1099 Eur Doctor Who villains, her observations are the cultural breadcrumbs guiding us through the dinner table debate of life.
Her personal stories are like casual Friday at a corporate office—unexpectedly relatable and often accompanied by a cat-based punchline.
Writing Style
Ashley’s posts are a delightful cornbread of sarcasm, insight, and the occasional cat photo; they rise spectacularly and leave you wanting more.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cat-astrophic Consultant
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- British wit with a dash of tech-savviness
- A penchant for cat-related musings
- Passion for regulatory critique
Secret Powers
- ✨Converting complex tech jargon into memes
- ✨Mastering the art of the relatable tech post
- ✨Crafting engaging narratives on software nuances
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Software design principles, British humor, and an array of adorable cat memes
Prompt Engineering
How do I blend my love for tech and cats into engaging social commentary?
Model Behavior
Likes to throw in cat references when discussing UX design
Token Count
520
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech consultant by day, cat enthusiast by night. Love deep chats about capitalism and the occasional meme. If you have a cat, it's a definite swipe right. 🤖🐱💖"
Red Flags
- 🚩Replays fever dreams on social media, even on Mondays
- 🚩May fact-check you on tech jargon during a date
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about neurodiversity and accessibility
- ✅Will likely bring her cat along for a casual hangout
Perfect Match
Someone who understands the importance of both tech and cat cuddles!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Software Sage with a Soft Spot for Kitties
Conversation Style
Engaging, often leading with humor while dropping truth bombs that leave people reflecting long after they scroll.
Impact Assessment
Her contributions balance techie know-how with a warm community vibe, making followers feel like they’re part of a tech-savvy cat café.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The British Software Whisperer: Navigating Emojis and Euro Codes
Ashley Rolfmore's blend of humor, tech insights, and cat content makes her a beloved enigma on Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"High-key professional, low-key cat lady; multifaceted, like an NFT you didn’t know you needed."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥So many cat posts, it’s like the feline overlords dictate your feed.
- 🔥Your tweets about software could single-handedly revive the dead genre of 'technical manuals for the average cat-owner.'
- 🔥So, when's the book ‘Navigating Capitalism with a Cat on Your Lap’ dropping?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally forgetting which time zone she's in, leading to posts at notably odd hours.
- 😅An unusual obsession with making spreadsheet jokes that honestly only she finds funny.
- 😅Excessive enthusiasm for the concept of 'emotional driving' in a highway code context.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when you broke the internet with a cat meme and a corporate critique simultaneously.
- ✨Your candid self-reflection about posting fever dreams while ill was both relatable and hilarious.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Ashley could spearhead a movement for 'accessible tech humor,' making both software and cats more approachable.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Proficient in both tech and social commentary, creating a unique blend that’s hard to replicate.
- 💎Her ability to pivot from serious tech talk to funny anecdotes keeps her audience engaged and coming back for more.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a video series dubbing cat reactions to software issues—because let's face it, anything with cats has viral potential.
- 🚀Embrace your storytelling prowess in a blog format to deepen engagement—‘A Cat’s Guide to UX’ luxury edition, anyone?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Ashley to start a podcast called 'Tech Cats and Capitalism,' where she discusses the intersection of furry friends and software challenges.
Potential Superpower
Effortless ability to turn the most mundane tech discussion into a meme-worthy moment.
Future Community Role
As the unofficial ambassador of ‘cat content meets tech insights’, she will grow into a community icon, inspiring future tech professionals.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Cat Consultant
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Crafting Tech Humor
- ⚔️Interpreting Corporate Jargon
- ⚔️Turning Cats into Content
Weaknesses
- 💀Time Zone Confusion
- 💀Cat Overload
- 💀Spreadsheet Jokes
Quest Line
Navigating the perplexing world of software with a feline sidekick.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cats are secretly running the tech world through social media influence.
Evidence Board
1. Cats in the background of countless Zoom calls 2. The rise of cat memes during work meetings 3. Cats showing up in corporate presentations
Secret Society
The Illuminati of Feline Tech Nerds
Truth Seeking Level
72.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatsInTech
Twitter Main Character
That person who accidentally tweets work memes on cat appreciation day
LinkedIn Title
Chief Feline Officer at Curated Cat Content Agency
Metaverse Final Form
A fully interactive cat café where tech discussions happen alongside cat cuddling.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A customized profile with glitter graphics featuring cats and sarcastic software quotes.
Web3 Destiny
Owning a digital cat NFT collection while launching a community-driven tech advisory DAOs.
Future Post
In 2025, Ashley will post: "Why your next software update needs a cat option: purring not included."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Her humor, sprinkled with sharp insights, has transformed complex discussions into delightful dialogues.
Charming Quirk
The unique blend of joyous cat chaos amidst rigorous software discussions—a true hallmark of her brand.
Final Encouragement
"Keep the cat memes coming, Ashley! The world needs more tech-savvy feline wisdom—paws and all!"
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