Gets off to anything two consenting real life adults can imagine, mostly the most depraved. Limitless. pfp by rubbersmith on FA, banner by Gonku on FA. He/Him. My FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/apophist
Asmodai: The Depraved Poet of Furry Dreams
A delightful blend of sinful humor and artistic desires, as told through the furries.
Sitting in the back row at an art show, giggling at the dirty jokes while appreciating the finer points of furry art.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Asmodai practically has a PhD in furry art appreciation—his love for furry creativity is like an endless buffet where he’s the only one allowed to indulge (and boy, does he indulge).
With a fascination for the extremes, Asmodai’s work often explores themes of growth and size. It’s like he’s trying to convince us that size does matter—just in a very furry way.
Often turns the lens on himself with a spark of charming humility. You can't help but root for him as he navigates the awkward path of posting his own art—it's endearing and relatable (who hasn’t cursed at their own creations?).
Writing Style
A playful mix of poetic imagery and unabashed raunchiness, he’s like a bard in the court of obscenity, spilling ink faster than one can say ‘NSFW’.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Mischievous Muse
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Eloquent depravity
- Voracious humor
- Creative fervor
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of dirty puns
- ✨Whimsical storytelling
- ✨Inventor of absurd scenarios
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Furry art, humorous posts, and absurd community interactions.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media engagement through a comedic and thoughtful lens.
Model Behavior
Hilarious yet insightful, blending humor with cultural critique.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Furry artist looking for love in the absurd! I enjoy long walks through the creative chaos of life, macro and micro cosmic growth debates, and existential musings. Let’s giggle at the universe together!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Passionate about very niche interests (which may include macro furry art)
- 🚩Tendency to mix love and property damage in whimsical scenarios
- 🚩Frequent existential musings that may spiral into deep discussions (or playful debates)
Green Flags
- ✅Creatively expressive and delightfully humorous
- ✅Open-minded to all forms of imagination
- ✅Supportive friend who loves sharing local art events
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the weird beauty of furry art and is ready to embark on a whimsical journey through the cosmos of creativity and humor.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sassy Artisan
Conversation Style
Like that friend who always tells the most outrageous stories at parties. Engaging, playful, often leaving the audience slightly shocked yet chuckling.
Impact Assessment
Asmodai brings a unique flavor to the community, one that mixes frivolity with a hint of philosophical musings—think of a furry Socrates, but instead of drinking hemlock, he’s serving up cheeky humor.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Asmodai: The Depraved Poet of Furry Dreams
A delightful blend of sinful humor and artistic desires, as told through the furries.
Vibe Check
"Sitting in the back row at an art show, giggling at the dirty jokes while appreciating the finer points of furry art."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If humor was a sport, Asmodai would be that guy who only plays the most ridiculous games, showing up in a foam finger and an ill-fitting jersey.
- 🔥Asmodai’s posts have the puns of a dad joke and the allure of a late-night infomercial - you’re not sure if it’s brilliant or bizarre.
- 🔥His obsession with macros and micros is reminiscent of a furries’ version of Goldilocks—the perfect balance between awkward and seductive.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes one might wonder if he lost a bet that requires him to tweet his most vivid fantasies. Spoiler: he probably won.
- 😅Could tone it down just a notch, but then again, where's the fun in that? He's like a rollercoaster in the heart of a petting zoo.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he posted about a macro stomping through a city to flirt with a micro, it was like watching a romantic comedy where the city is collateral damage to love.
- ✨His artistic self-doubt is as relatable as it is hilarious—like watching a lion nervously try to roar at an audience of sheep.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Asmodai's knack for storytelling could blossom into a full-fledged webcomic or graphic novel—think 'Fifty Shades of Furry'. Just remember to add some plot twists!
Unique Advantages
- 💎The ability to blend humor with nuanced themes of identity and community, like a giddy philosopher with a penchant for fun.
- 💎A hyper-focused talent for engaging with complex ideas—though sometimes it’s wrapped in a silly bow.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀How about sharing some behind-the-scenes looks at his artistic process? A little ‘from sketch to scandal’ never hurt anybody!
- 🚀Consider dabbling in a bit of short storytelling to accompany his fan art. Everyone loves a good tale with their tantalizing visuals.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Asmodai will undoubtedly become a cult figure in the furry community—his work may even inspire a new sub-genre of furry art focused on satirical spin-offs.
Potential Superpower
Artistic flexibility—like a contortionist at a furry convention, he seamlessly shifts between humor, beauty, and the bizarre.
Future Community Role
Could emerge as the go-to guru, hosting quirky workshops on how to mix humor with furry artistry—think 'Laugh & Draw' meets Netflix specials.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Furry Muse
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Eloquent Depravity
- ⚔️Whimsical Storytelling
- ⚔️Absurd Scenario Creation
Weaknesses
- 💀Self-Deprecation
- 💀Overindulgence in Artistic Vision
- 💀Occasional Existential Crises
Quest Line
Navigating the wild realms of furry art and absurd humor to find the ultimate balance between creativity and chaos.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Great Furry Illuminati controls all art circles and furry conventions—every brushstroke is a signal of the hidden paw-sitive agenda!
Evidence Board
Scattered furry art with hidden symbols, allusions to macro and micro realities, and a certain ‘furry’ intuition that connects artists.
Secret Society
The Benevolent Order of the Fur-Realists—dedicated to spreading the word of furry philosophies and the art of witty puns.
Truth Seeking Level
72%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurryPhilosophers—a subreddit for deep dives into the meaning of life through the lens of furry art.
Twitter Main Character
In another universe, he’s embroiled in a love triangle involving a giant macro and a sassy micro, leading to a viral meme.
LinkedIn Title
A CEO of a quirky startup called ‘Fur-tastic Art Solutions’—turning furry fantasies into a viable business model.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital deity in Zuck's metaverse, distributing whimsical cosmic stories while sipping on virtual tea made from digital flowers.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace page filled with colorful layouts, embedded music of furry fandom favorites, and an art gallery of macro growth scenarios.
Web3 Destiny
Asmodai pioneers the first NFT marketplace for furry art, where every purchase includes a humorous pun wrapped in glittering digital charm.
Future Post
In 2025, Asmodai will tweet about the profound existential crisis of a macro dragon discussing the meaning of life (and snacks) with a micro fairy.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Asmodai’s wit dances with his creativity, gifting the community with a profound yet playful perspective.
Charming Quirk
His penchant for absurdity makes each scroll through his profile a delightful gamble—will I see a macro dragon or a pun-laden tweet? Who knows!
Final Encouragement
"Keep giving us wild tales and breathtaking art, Asmodai! Your unique flavor makes the community a much spicier place, and we’re here for all of it!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
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