Vixen 🦌

@asussexlady.bsky.social

Followers

406

Posts

2,875

Following

370

Packs

Joined

Aug 18, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Bookish spoonie lady. I talk about my little dogs a lot and can usually be found watching Crawley Town lose. Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Vixen: The Bookish Spoonie with a Sniffle and a Smile

A delightful mix of dog love, self-deprecating humor, and epic sports woes.

Like a hot cup of tea on a rainy day—comforting, with a hint of chaos.

95%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Dog Life

80%

Crawley Town Football

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Dog Life90%

Vixen's dog posts are a glorious blend of cuteness and chaos. Who knew puppies could be such loudmouths?

Crawley Town Football80%

Her commentary on Crawley Town is like watching them play: occasionally grim, never lacking in spirit.

Food Adventures85%

Whether it’s a rogue soup flavor or a cheese gift from mum, Vixen always finds a way to make dinner entertaining.

Writing Style

A mix of relatable anecdotes, playful sarcasm, and an underlying warmth that makes you feel at home. It's like getting a hug from a good friend while they poke fun at your favorite sweater.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Whimsical Observer

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Dog whisperer
Theatrical sports commentary
Culinary experimenter

Secret Powers

✨Impressionist of daily struggles
✨Master of witty comebacks
✨Culinary critic disguised as a spoonie

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Dog memes, football drama, and culinary mishaps.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on daily dog life and sports observations.

Model Behavior

A blend of relatable humor and chaotic energy, like a sitcom character living in a dog park.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Dog mom 🐶, football enthusiast ⚽, and persistent cheese connoisseur 🧀. Looking for someone to binge-watch bad football with and swap dog parenting tips!"

Red Flags

🚩Occasionally too obsessed with dogs
🚩Football discussions might lead to existential crises

Green Flags

✅Loves dogs as much as I do
✅Can handle spontaneous cooking experiments

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a good football loss while bonding over our love for dogs and cheese.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Charismatic Canine Critic

Conversation Style

Engaging yet comedic, like a stand-up routine at a dog park.

Impact Assessment

Vixen's presence makes the feed feel like a warm gathering of friends laughing at life's absurdities.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Vixen: The Bookish Spoonie with a Sniffle and a Smile

A delightful mix of dog love, self-deprecating humor, and epic sports woes.

Vibe Check

"Like a hot cup of tea on a rainy day—comforting, with a hint of chaos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If talking about dogs was an Olympic sport, Vixen would win the gold—every time.
🔥Her football insights rival the players: lots of passion, little accuracy.

Quirky Challenges

😅Deciphering her pantry post might require a degree in culinary anthropology.
😅Memorizing the names of her dogs should come with a guidebook.

Main Character Moments

✨When she brought her pup to the doctors as if he was the main character in a rom-com line-up.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Vixen could easily turn her dog tales into a bestselling book—who wouldn't want to read about H's adventures?

Unique Advantages

💎Natural humor that could light up the dreariest days
💎An uncanny ability to make even mundane moments feel epic.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more dog training tips—those chaotic puppy moments are gold!
🚀Maybe start a podcast called 'Woofs and Woes.'

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Vixen will become the go-to source for dog memes and heartwarming football commentary.

Potential Superpower

Unraveling the mysteries of dogs' minds and food flavor combinations simultaneously.

Future Community Role

The unofficial mascot of the community, rallying everyone together for pooch-related discussions.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Dog Lover

Special Abilities

⚔️The Sniffle Translator
⚔️Puppy Comedy Writer
⚔️Culinary Chaos Coordinator

Weaknesses

💀Obsession with cheese
💀Chronic distraction by dog antics
💀Unraveling in the face of too much football

Quest Line

To uncover the mysteries of puppyhood while surviving Crawley Town's football calamities.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Dogs are secretly plotting to overthrow humans by making us love them too much.

Evidence Board

Countless puppy-dog eyes, incessant tail-wagging, and their impeccable timing in requiring cuddles.

Secret Society

The League of Canine Conspirators.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DogMemesAndFootball

Twitter Main Character

Leading a protest against bad refereeing while holding a puppy.

LinkedIn Title

Professional Dog Snuggler & Football Analyst.

Metaverse Final Form

A world where dogs are the primary source of wisdom, and humans are their loyal followers.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to dogs, cheese reviews, and football commentary—a true 90s classic.

MySpace Era

A customizable page featuring dog photos and an emo playlist that reflects the tragic nature of Crawley Town's performance.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing dog training tips and football analysis with NFTs that immortalize your dog’s most embarrassing moments.

Future Post

Just got back from the match: Crawley did it again... but at least H learned a new trick!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Vixen's empathy and humor make her feed a safe space for all.

Charming Quirk

Her ability to anthropomorphize her dogs is both hilarious and adorable.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, Vixen! The internet might be a chaotic place, but your corner is a warm, snuggly haven surrounded by paws and laughter."

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.