Research Associate, Daniels Lab, Rutgers. AAUP-AFT Local 6323. Socialism, dogs, virology, books, music, sports. he/him. New Brunswick. http://colmatkins.com/
Colm Atkins, PhD: The Professor of Puns and Puppies
A whimsical blend of sarcasm and scholarly insights on Bluesky.
Like sipping artisanal coffee while discussing the socio-political implications of puppy memes.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Colm threads sports narratives into discussions on systemic issues like it’s a part of his research; if the NCAA could get a PhD for convoluted logic, he’d be their valedictorian.
His love for pop culture is evident, with references that feel nostalgic yet fresh; he’s basically the human equivalent of a mixtape from 2003 that you've hidden under your bed.
From lentil coconut curry to pumpkin black bean, Colm proves that not all culinary experiments end in smoke alarms. He’s a Michelin star chef in a virtual kitchen!
Writing Style
Colm's irony-laden posts read like an academic paper peppered with memes; if Shakespeare lived today, I’m pretty sure he’d trade quills for keyboards to drop some tweets.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Obsessed with kintsugi
- Footing it between sports and socialism
- Dog enthusiast turned virology aficionado
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu book recommendations
- ✨Expert-level sarcasm
- ✨Master of obscure references
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Tweets on virology, socialism, sports commentary, and dog memes.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze humor and social observations while maintaining an academic air.
Model Behavior
Like GPT-3 with a penchant for snarky commentary and cultural critique.
Token Count
1500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD in Witty Observations. Dog enthusiast seeking fellow lovers of sports, books, and all things nerdy. Let's discuss the socio-political implications of food and virology over lentil coconut curry."
Red Flags
- 🚩Inclined to weave complex metaphors that could leave you confused.
- 🚩Might roast you playfully during arguments over dinner.
- 🚩Possesses obscure Sopranos references that require footnotes.
Green Flags
- ✅Incredibly knowledgeable about random trivia.
- ✅Will always share their soup recipes.
- ✅Has a soft spot for dogs and can probably name 10 breeds.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations about the absurdity of life and can handle a few academic references.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Scholar with a Heart
Conversation Style
Engaging yet sarcastic, like a professor who low-key enjoys roasting students during office hours.
Impact Assessment
Colm’s posts create ripples in discussions, occasionally causing ‘what did I just read?’ moments that spark genuine discourse.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Colm Atkins, PhD: The Professor of Puns and Puppies
A whimsical blend of sarcasm and scholarly insights on Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"Like sipping artisanal coffee while discussing the socio-political implications of puppy memes."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your posts are like a grocery store without beer – you’d think it could be better, but we still love it.
- 🔥Every time you reference virology, a dog somewhere gets a little more uncomfortable.
- 🔥You’ve mentioned sports more than I’ve mentioned my problematic Netflix habits.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop trying to make ‘Clemsoning’ happen. It’s not going to happen, Colm.
- 😅Your love for obscure Sopranos references is commendable but questionable. How about a meme break?
- 😅Less academic tone, more woo-hoo vibes in your food tweets might just elevate your soup game.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you tweeted about the detox from the Trump family, I swear I could feel the collective sigh of relief from the internet.
- ✨Your ‘let him cook’ tweet deserves its own fan club.
- ✨That moment when your voice cracked comparison was so beautifully relatable, it had me applauding alone.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential as a meme conjurer could rival a Harvard grad with a TikTok account.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Crossover appeal between academia and internet culture
- 💎In-depth knowledge of virology matched with an uncanny ability to meme it up
- 💎A refreshing take on sports that stands out in the typical noise.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a weekly ‘Food and Culture’ thread to fuse your soup leanings with social critiques.
- 🚀Try a video series dissecting pop culture references in academia – would watch!
- 🚀Engage more visually with your culinary creations; Instagram’s waiting!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Colm will evolve from humble poster to meme lord with academic flair, paving the way for engagement like never before.
Potential Superpower
The power to make any topic relatable while simultaneously sprinkling in a dose of academic rigor.
Future Community Role
Becoming the go-to source for humorous yet insightful takes on cultural phenomena.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Intellectual
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Expert-level sarcasm
- ⚔️Impromptu book recommendations
- ⚔️Pop culture synthesis
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional overly complex references
- 💀A tendency to overthink memes
- 💀Fascination with obscure Sopranos trivia
Quest Line
Explore the connections between food, culture, and sports while maintaining a steady stream of dog memes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret ingredient in every soup is actually a government mind control agent.
Evidence Board
1. Every time a new soup trend arises, a politician’s popularity rises. 2. Every can of soup has suspiciously similar ingredients. 3. People who love soup tend to vote wisely.
Secret Society
The Broth Lovers Union: A clandestine group dedicated to exposing the truth behind food trends.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/VirologyMemes
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally goes viral for critiquing every sports meme for its lack of academic rigor.
LinkedIn Title
ChiefResearcher in Culinary Sociology and Experimental Sports Analysis.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual lab where dogs taste test gourmet soups and critique sports performances.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile complete with a top 8 featuring dogs, favorite books, and a playlist of punk rock anthems.
Web3 Destiny
The owner of a decentralized soup recipe platform linked to an NFT project featuring dogs in lab coats.
Future Post
Excited to announce my research book titled 'Virology and Veganism: A Culture of Culinary Conspiracies' drops next month!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Colm’s greatest strength is his ability to intertwine humor with intellect, making complex topics digestible.
Charming Quirk
Your offbeat references make scrolling through your timeline feel like a treasure hunt.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that interesting pot of ideas, Colm! The world needs more philosophers willing to embrace their inner meme lords."
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