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    tentando ser artista mas falhando sempre em todas as tentativas gritando para o nada mais do que nunca

    A Comedic Chronicle of a Struggling Artist in Cyberspace

    They’re trying to be an artist, but it’s mostly just a parade of misplaced snacks and existential dread.

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    Like a well-meaning clown who forgot how to juggle but still insists on performing in front of a confused crowd.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Existential Struggles
    80%
    Pop Culture References

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Existential Struggles90%

    Screaming into the void has never been so relatable—like wallpapering a bathroom, the more you do it, the more it needs to be done.

    Pop Culture References80%

    From 'Dune' to 'Senninha', they weave in cultural commentary like it’s a cozy quilt of nostalgia and confusion—ah, the warmth of misremembered childhood.

    Food Mishaps85%

    Ordering the wrong meal might just be their spirit animal, as they navigate life with the same accuracy as a blindfolded chef. Spoonfuls of irony included.

    Writing Style

    Their posts read like a surreal diary entry—each line a plot twist nobody saw coming, with the punchline hiding under a pile of half-eaten snacks.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reluctant Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Existential Humor
    • Quirky Observations
    • Eclectic Interests

    Secret Powers

    • Improv Comedy
    • Astute Social Commentary
    • Sarcastic Wit

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of ennui, pop culture references, and food disasters, all sprinkled with existential dread.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create witty commentary on daily struggles, focusing on the absurdity of everyday life and the artist's plight.

    Model Behavior

    A hybrid between a stand-up comedian and a deep philosophical thinker, often lost in thought yet hilariously expressively.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Seeking someone who understands the beauty in chaos and the humor in failure. If you appreciate a good food mishap and love existential banter, let's chat!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Might talk about their sleep deprivation at length
    • 🚩Excessive food order fails for entertainment
    • 🚩Unapologetically memes at every opportunity

    Green Flags

    • Quick wit and strong observational humor
    • Deep appreciation for absurdity in life
    • An artist at heart with a flair for the dramatic

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can handle chaotic energy, enjoys absurd humor, and might even join me in food-ordered disasters.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Meme Curator

    Conversation Style

    Engaging in quips while bringing a sprinkle of absurdity; they’re like the resident philosopher at a comedy club.

    Impact Assessment

    They add a layer of chaotic joy to the community, blending humor and insight like a poorly made cocktail—unexpectedly intoxicating.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    A Comedic Chronicle of a Struggling Artist in Cyberspace

    They’re trying to be an artist, but it’s mostly just a parade of misplaced snacks and existential dread.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a well-meaning clown who forgot how to juggle but still insists on performing in front of a confused crowd."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥The only thing more chaotic than their posting schedule is a toddler on a sugar rush.
    • 🔥Trying to order takeout without a meltdown is their real-life boss battle.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Creating coherent thoughts while sleep-deprived—it's like trying to form a sentence in a dream, everything's fuzzy and nonsensical!
    • 😅Balancing their artistic ambitions while simultaneously dragging them through the mud.

    Main Character Moments

    • When they declared, "Eles não merecem, mas a camisa de linho ficou boa!" Nothing screams 'main character' quite like shirt drama.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If they could channel half their energy into art instead of existential crises, they’d be the Picasso of the internet.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A keen eye for the absurd in everyday life.
    • 💎Witty commentary that resonates with the masses—perfect blend for a viral post!
    • 💎Ability to turn mundane moments into viral gems.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try sketching those existential thoughts instead of just tweeting about them—art therapy, anyone?
    • 🚀Consider a themed series that dives deeper into their quirky observations—'Food Fails of the Week' has a nice ring to it.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    From quirky tweets to possibly publishing a collection of humorous essays that charm and confuse readers everywhere.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to spot absurdity in life faster than a caffeinated squirrel.

    Future Community Role

    They’ll evolve into the go-to person for humor-infused social commentary, like the wise-cracking uncle at a family gathering.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Artist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Existential Insight
    • ⚔️Random Snack References
    • ⚔️Unintentional Comedy

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Sleep Deprivation
    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Culinary Chaos

    Quest Line

    Mastering the art of creation while navigating a sea of confusion and snack mishaps.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is hiding a secret recipe for the ultimate avocado toast that would solve world hunger and existential crises.

    Evidence Board

    Tweets about inflation and overpriced food as proof that even the simplest things are a cosmic conspiracy.

    Secret Society

    The Broccoli Protest Society: united we stand against overpriced veggies and bland meals.

    Truth Seeking Level

    77%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialSnackists

    Twitter Main Character

    In an alternate timeline, they accidentally go viral for a tweet comparing their failures to a series of critically acclaimed films.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Chaos Officer at a start-up aimed at turning culinary errors into gourmet experiences.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital entity that hosts virtual comedy shows, complete with glitchy backgrounds and existential talks.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page filled with animated GIFs, vibrant backgrounds, and deep thoughts on why cereal is superior to toast.

    MySpace Era

    An over-customized profile featuring a playlist of existential indie tracks and a blog titled 'The Struggles of an Everyday Artist.'

    Web3 Destiny

    As a pioneering figure in the NFT art scene, they create digital memes that play on chaotic life events as valuable art pieces.

    Future Post

    "Just ordered food that came with extra 'meh'—what did I expect from a restaurant called 'Okay Eats'? #ExistentialCrises32"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their humor, deeply rooted in relatable chaos, creates an enchanting aura that draws followers like moths to a flame.

    Charming Quirk

    Their posts oscillate between profound and absurd, like wearing mismatched socks intentionally—always a conversation starter!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep howling into the void! Your audience is listening and laughing—transform those failures into art, one tweet at a time!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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