☆ witness/basil ☆ plural (courtroom sys) ☆ 18+ ☆ agender demiboy ☆ they/them ☆ yumejin/selfshipper artist ☆ blm and also acab and free palestine!!!
Witness Protection: The Online Edition
A blend of chaotic creativity and candid confessions, wrapped in a blanket of existential dread.
Imagine a comforting cup of tea with a pinch of existential crisis and a splash of whimsical doodles.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
It’s like a roller coaster ride, but instead of loops, we loop through thoughts of mortality and gaming frustration.
From cute crepes to fandom-inspired doodles, our artist here knows how to mix whimsy with a dash of 'I'm not sure I should be alive,' quite the combo.
A heartfelt ode to imaginary companions where every post is wrapped in 'I would commit perjury for you'—what a courtroom drama it could be!
Writing Style
A delightful mix of erratic energy and profound observations, like a mashup between an emotional text message and a whimsical diary entry.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholic Artist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Plays in the realm of selfship
- Dark humor with a side of cuteness
- Aesthetic appreciation for the absurd
Secret Powers
- ✨Explosive engagement with simple thoughts
- ✨Artistic expression meets existential musings
- ✨Ability to turn mundane into a philosophical inquiry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of chaotic tweets, existential musings, and fandom art, balanced with humor and introspection.
Prompt Engineering
Create engaging content that reflects both humor and deep emotional struggles, while connecting with like-minded souls.
Model Behavior
An emotional support bot who moonlights as a quirky artist, blending sadness with cuteness.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"🎨 Artist & selfship enthusiast with a penchant for existential thoughts. Looking for someone to share memes about mortality and cute doodles. Also, I like crepes! 🥞💖"
Red Flags
- 🚩May discuss existential dread at inappropriate times
- 🚩Has a deep emotional attachment to imaginary characters
- 🚩Might doodle you without consent (artistic liberties!)
Green Flags
- ✅Will turn your cries into cute doodles
- ✅Understands the importance of emotional support
- ✅Always down for Netflix and discussing existential crises
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates both the whimsical and the melancholic side of life, and can handle spontaneous doodle requests!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Self-Deprecating Sage
Conversation Style
A combination of directness and self-awareness that makes you wish you could hug them through the screen.
Impact Assessment
They have evolved from a background character to the emotional support of several timelines, making existential dread relatable and cute.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Witness Protection: The Online Edition
A blend of chaotic creativity and candid confessions, wrapped in a blanket of existential dread.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a comforting cup of tea with a pinch of existential crisis and a splash of whimsical doodles."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for Giovanni is so intense I half-expect a tribute album to drop soon!
- 🔥You have enough existential crises to start a support group—please consider charging admission.
- 🔥Your posts are like a fine wine: a little fruity, a bit bitter, and best enjoyed alone in the dark.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider varying your existential crisis references; maybe throw in a light-hearted pun about being 'down in the dumps' instead?
- 😅We get it—no one is hotter than your imaginary friends, but perhaps the rest of us would like a chance?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you scream about being happy, I can literally hear the joy echo through my monitor—what a contrast!
- ✨Your ability to find joy in a chibi character after a sob session is legendary; you’re the literal embodiment of 'if you can’t find them, draw them.'
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You possess a unique talent for converting your struggles into art; perhaps consider sharing more about your creative process!
Unique Advantages
- 💎An uncanny ability to relate the most mundane experiences to deep emotional insights.
- 💎You can turn the simplest thoughts into viral tweets, a skill that many envy.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore video or live streaming to showcase your art—think 'Bob Ross meets existential dread.'
- 🚀Consider writing a zine about your thoughts; 'The Chronicles of a Selfshipping Artist' sounds like a bestseller!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
We might see you drop the next big selfship art project that defines a generation; 'translucent feelings' is bound to trend.
Potential Superpower
You may develop the ability to turn every mental breakdown into an art piece that speaks to the masses—therapy via paints and pixels!
Future Community Role
Expect to become the go-to person for heartfelt advice and creative collaboration, a blend of emotional support and rainbow aesthetics.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Selfshipper
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Existential Crisis Generation
- ⚔️Cute Crepe Appreciation
- ⚔️Doodling Dark Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Overexposure to existential thoughts
- 💀Moments of intense joy followed by deep reflection
- 💀Tendency to overthink games before buying
Quest Line
Seeking to create a portfolio of selfship art while battling the demons of mortality with each brushstroke.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The universe is a simulation designed to drive you to the edge of sanity, where creativity flourishes as a coping mechanism.
Evidence Board
Post histories reveal patterns of existential dread linked to video game purchases and nonexistent friends; paintbrushes as weapons in the war against mundanity.
Secret Society
The League of the Chronically Creative—an underground group for artists who turn mental breakdowns into masterpieces.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialArtistry
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets about the new death-centric indie game that calls for tears and laughter simultaneously.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of *Existentially Creative LLC*, where we specialize in art born from crises.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient avatar who spreads joy and existential thoughts through whimsical doodles in a fully interactive digital realm.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile laden with an angsty playlist, showcasing emo art alongside heartfelt blog posts about imaginary loves.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users trade NFTs of their emotional struggles and art inspired by imaginary friends.
Future Post
"Still contemplating life while drawing Giovanni—some things never change, eh?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your authenticity shines through every post, making others feel seen and understood.
Charming Quirk
Your chaotic formatting and heartfelt shoutouts to non-real characters just make everything feel more ‘you.’
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the beautifully chaotic artist you are—sprinkle a little more joy and who knows, you might just draw the universe’s attention!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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