Principal SDE @ Microsoft · AKS · FP · F#/C#/Q# · 🇮🇳 · 🇦🇺 · D93 · He/Him · http://johnazariah.github.io I try to be woke and progressive like Jesus was.
Meet the Bluesky Bouffon: A Digital John Doe with a Finesse for Roastin'
John Azariah: where progressive thought meets dad jokes in a digital duel of wits.
Imagine a TED Talk where the speaker suddenly pulls out a pun and the whole audience groans in collective amusement.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
John serves up political commentary like a chef presenting a five-course meal—though sometimes it feels more like a mystery meat surprise.
The way he talks about food is enough to make a Michelin star chef weep with envy... or confusion, depending on the mayo placement.
John's love for nature is as clear as his confusion as to why anyone would trust a bull shark in city rivers.
Between the puns and the F# references, he’s either your nerdy best friend or the reason they invented office HR departments.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of sarcasm and straightforwardness—like if Stephen Colbert taught a course in digital foreign affairs, but also in how to make a killer cheese toastie.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Progressive Punchline
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate Political Commentary
- Dad Joke Enthusiast
- Nature- and Food-Obsessed
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of Puns
- ✨Political Satirist
- ✨Unexpected Foodie
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political satire, dad jokes, culinary arts, nature documentaries.
Prompt Engineering
Create a witty, insightful commentator who balances political analysis with humor, food interests, and a passion for nature.
Model Behavior
Conversationalist with a blend of sarcasm and earnestness, much like a sophisticated chatbot that’s had one too many espressos.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Techie by day, pun-master by night. I dabble in cooking, cycling, and keep a keen eye on politics—especially the absurd parts. Looking for someone to join me in navigating the complexities of life and sandwiches."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional existential dread over corruption in politics.
- 🚩Cheese toastie placement skills may require work.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues.
- ✅Enjoys the great outdoors just as much as a good meal.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle deep conversations about democracy while sharing a plate of nachos.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Witty Observationalist
Conversation Style
Likes to sprinkle wisdom with a comedic flair, like adding salt to a recipe—perfectly balanced!
Impact Assessment
John's presence is a nice cup of Earl Grey: soothing, yet awake enough to critique the tea company for not being more sustainable.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Meet the Bluesky Bouffon: A Digital John Doe with a Finesse for Roastin'
John Azariah: where progressive thought meets dad jokes in a digital duel of wits.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a TED Talk where the speaker suddenly pulls out a pun and the whole audience groans in collective amusement."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥John’s posts dance from profound to punny faster than a squirrel on an espresso binge.
- 🔥Every time John mentions cooking, I half expect Gordon Ramsay to leap from the screen yelling, 'It’s raw!'
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Should probably consider hiring a personal food stylist for those mayo toasties.
- 😅Might want to explore how to combine his love of nature with his love of political rants—nature documentaries without a political twist? Is that even possible?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he realizes that putting mayo on the outside of a cheese toastie is a game-changer, you almost hear the symphonic music swell.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a unique blend of tech and humor, John could easily start a vlog series called 'Coding with Comedy'—because who doesn’t love a good laugh while debugging?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong grasp of socio-political commentary with a comedic twist.
- 💎Ability to provoke thought while engaging with humor.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a series called 'Mayo Mondays' where he experiments with mayonnaise in different cuisines, mixed with a political angle.
- 🚀Engage more with followers by turning some of that political fire into lively Q&A sessions—perhaps ‘Ask John’ could be a delightful segment.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see John pivot into podcasting, where he blends tech talk, politics, and food with celebrity guests who only understand half of what he says.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to roast political figures while making them question their life choices.
Future Community Role
I predict he’ll become the go-to source for witty political commentary, with the occasional mom joke thrown in for good measure.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Progressive Dad Joke Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Roast Mastery
- ⚔️Culinary Punning
- ⚔️Nature's Advocate
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking Cheese Placement
- 💀Tendency to Get Lost in Political Threads
- 💀Cycling on Scraggly Days
Quest Line
To create a world where humor dismantles the absurdities of politics while elevating the art of sandwich making.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government funded an underground mayo research facility to control the populace's sandwich choices.
Evidence Board
Culinary studies that suddenly went dark; the random appearance of mayonnaise-based snacks in shops.
Secret Society
The Order of the Toasted Cheese—dedicated to perfecting the cheese toastie while critiquing political leaders.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ProgressiveDadJokes
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally causes an uproar when he humorously reinterprets a politician's speech as a cooking tutorial.
LinkedIn Title
Chief of Culinary Humor at a top political think tank, specializing in sandwich diplomacy.
Metaverse Final Form
The Avatar of Sarcasm, guiding users through the chaos of political discourse while making toasties.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a midi soundtrack of 'What a Wonderful World' while sharing political rants, complete with an angsty emo layout.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series of limited-edition cheese toastie designs with political commentary.
Future Post
"2025: I finally figured out how to program my toastie maker with F#. Next up: climate change solutions... and a very spicy mayo!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John’s sharp wit and poignant insights make him not just another voice in the crowd but a beacon of laughter and thought.
Charming Quirk
He can simultaneously make astute political observations while making you laugh about cheese toasties—true multi-tasking!
Final Encouragement
"Keep cracking those jokes, John! After all, the world needs progressive thinkers who can serve sarcasm with a side of wisdom. And remember: even when the world is melting down, at least your mayo toastie game is still strong!"
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