b3v

@b3vrly.bsky.social

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782

Posts

330

Following

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Joined

Nov 7, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Newcastle ➡️Chicago 💅 #NUFC 🖤🤍 co-run Toon Army Chicago Follow all the Chicago teams (unfortunately) Bears 🏈 Cubs ⚾️ Blackhawks 🏒 Bulls & Sky 🏀 Fire & Stars ⚽️

From Newcastle to Chicago, a Journey of Sport and Sass

Meet b3v: the emotional support Toon Army member you didn’t know you needed.

A delightful cocktail of football fervor and existential dread served on a holiday lights platter.

95%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

98%

Newcastle United

85%

Chicago Teams

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Newcastle United98%

If NUFC were a relationship, b3v would be the partner shouting ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ at 3 AM after another loss.

Chicago Teams85%

They’re the cheerleader for the Chicago teams no one wants to cheer for, plus a hint of ennui.

Personal Reflections90%

When they share personal stories, you almost expect a tear-jerker movie to follow. Think ‘The Notebook’ but with more football and less Ryan Gosling.

Writing Style

A blend of heartfelt anecdotes and sarcastic commentary, like a love letter to a sports team written in the back of a dive bar.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Passionate Fan

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Relentlessly supportive of NUFC
Master of sarcasm
Champion of Chicago sports disasters

Secret Powers

✨Spotting bad coffee machines from a mile away
✨Unwittingly predicting the future of sports teams
✨Writing emotional manifestos about football

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Sports memes, emotional football commentary, and existential crises about Chicago teams

Prompt Engineering

If a passionate NUFC fan moved to Chicago but only for the deep-dish pizza, write about their adventures.

Model Behavior

Overly optimistic yet deeply cynical, like a well-meaning AI that can't help but roll its digital eyes at the Bears' performance.

Token Count

300

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Newcastle transplant in Chicago, searching for someone to share my love/hate relationship with sports (especially NUFC). Bonus points if you get my sarcasm and can handle my coffee emergencies!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequently questions their life choices due to sports disappointments
🚩Overly invested in teams that have a history of underperforming

Green Flags

✅Passionate about supporting their teams, even during rough times
✅Genuine emotional depth that can lead to profound conversations

Perfect Match

Someone who can cheer for the same teams while laughing at the absurdity of it all.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Spirit Whisperer of NUFC in Chicago

Conversation Style

Comments are a mix of sports analysis and therapy, often involving existential crises about the state of their teams.

Impact Assessment

Like a lighthouse for lost Chicago sports fans, guiding them through the chaos with a blend of humor and sage wisdom.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

From Newcastle to Chicago, a Journey of Sport and Sass

Meet b3v: the emotional support Toon Army member you didn’t know you needed.

Vibe Check

"A delightful cocktail of football fervor and existential dread served on a holiday lights platter."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You love Tonali more than your morning coffee. And we saw how that went.
🔥How many times can one person scream ‘Into the void’ before the void screams back?
🔥Your love for NUFC is like a bad soap opera: dramatic, confusing, and occasionally hard to watch.

Quirky Challenges

😅Has been known to miss sports news while in the cloud of deep existential contemplation.
😅Engages in thorough coffee machine diagnostics, yet somehow still manages to forget the water every time.

Main Character Moments

✨The time they made a heartfelt post about a music shop closing while their team was losing spectacularly. Pure poetry.
✨Declaring holiday lights in Lincoln Park a 'must-see' like it’s the new tourist hotspot in Chicago.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With the right hashtag strategy, their posts could transcend local fandom into global sports philosopher.

Unique Advantages

💎Unmatched emotional depth in every post
💎Ability to craft relatable sports pain that resonates across cities

Level Up Suggestions

🚀More memes—everyone loves a good meme, even when bearing the weight of NUFC's failures!
🚀Create a weekly ‘Chicago Team Therapy’ session for us all to join in on the pain.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect b3v to become the unofficial ambassador of North East England in Chicago, exchanging fries for football.

Potential Superpower

They have the uncanny ability to predict when their teams will inevitably let them down, like a human weather vane but for disappointment.

Future Community Role

You might soon evolve into the unofficial life coach for weary Chicago sports fans, offering solace through memes and midnight rants.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sports Fanatic

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcasm Mastery
⚔️Emotional Outbursts
⚔️Post-Game Analysis Wizardry

Weaknesses

💀Unfathomable Love for NUFC
💀Coffee Machine Deficiency
💀Tragic Optimism

Quest Line

Navigating the treacherous waters of Chicago sports while maintaining undying allegiance to Newcastle United.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Eberflus is secretly a time traveler trying to alter the outcome of the Bears' season for the better.

Evidence Board

An inexplicable pattern of the Bears having good games when they wear their throwback jerseys, possibly linked to a supernatural gnome that lives in Soldier Field.

Secret Society

The Society of Eternal Optimists, dedicated to promoting delusional positivity in Chicago sports fandom.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SarcasticSportsFans

Twitter Main Character

Debating whether the Bears could defeat an elite college team because it's 2025 and we still can't figure out defense.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Emotional Resilience at Newcastle United Fanbase & Chicago Teams Support Group

Metaverse Final Form

Virtual reality where every Chicago sports team wins every game, but it turns out it was all a simulation.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities-inspired fan page dedicated to NUFC, complete with animated GIFs of players and hearts everywhere.

MySpace Era

Top 8 friends featuring a rotating selection of NUFC players and a custom background of St. James' Park.

Web3 Destiny

Creator of an NFT series featuring every single heart-wrenching moment in NUFC history, combined with Chicago sports failures.

Future Post

‘Finally switched coffee machines. Let’s see if the Bears can also get a winning streak going?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their unwavering loyalty to Newcastle United is a beautiful paradox in a sea of tears and triumph.

Charming Quirk

The emotional rollercoaster of supporting NUFC could be a captivating novel, or at the very least, a highly relatable sitcom.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pitching your ideas into the void, b3v! One day it might just answer back with a glorious trophy!"

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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