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    The erection that lasts more than four hours

    @backsliderdee.bsky.social

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    Im best friends with the me that I left in 2016. Talk to me nice.

    The Erection That lasts More Than Four Hours: Social Media's Most Witty Enigma

    Join Dee’s journey through nostalgia, humor, and the occasional deep dive into existential dread.

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    A vibrant cocktail of sharp insights and unpredictable curves—like a roller coaster designed by Salvador Dali.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Mental Health & Grief
    40%
    Food Preferences

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Mental Health & Grief90%

    Dee doesn't just acknowledge mental health struggles; they wrangle them into submission with humor sharper than a chef's knife. If this were a sitcom, Dee would be the therapist with a punchline.

    Food Preferences40%

    With a bold proclamation that pancakes reign supreme over French toast and waffles, Dee's culinary hierarchy is like a mini food revolution—eating habits are the true reflection of a person’s inner turmoil.

    Pop Culture & Identity75%

    From lamenting the trials of Arya Stark to a deep dive into the moral fiber of fictional characters, Dee analyzes pop culture with the intensity of a college thesis—while still snacking on their soul's despair.

    Social Justice & Activism95%

    When sharing stories of resilience, like Patrick Chandler Brown’s transformative journey, Dee steps into the ring with the fervor of a seasoned boxer. They’re here to throw punches against ignorance and uplift marginalized voices.

    Relationships & Isolation80%

    Dee dances between humor and heartache with posts that are both a punch and a hug—reminding us that vulnerability is an art, and they're the Picasso of emotional confessions.

    Writing Style

    Dee's writing is a delightful mess of profound observations and blunt humor. It's like a rollercoaster ride through a funhouse mirror—unexpected, disorienting, and somehow relatable every time.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Pensive Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty existentialism
    • Candid emotional sharing
    • Quirky humor about food and pop culture

    Secret Powers

    • Spotting absurdities in popular culture
    • Creating evocative metaphors
    • Engaging with serious topics through humor

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Tweets about social justice, breakfast food opinions, and the emotional weight of grief.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty and profound commentary on life, the universe, and everything with a splash of absurdity.

    Model Behavior

    A pop culture AI with the soul of a philosopher in a sitcom.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sarcastic sage looking for a co-conspirator in existential ponderings and pancake supremacy. Bonus if you can name your favorite fictional character's crisis!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Intense opinions about breakfast foods could be a dealbreaker.
    • 🚩Tendency to spiral into emotional reflections without warning.
    • 🚩Passive-aggressive tweets about Taylor Swift fans.

    Green Flags

    • An affinity for deep conversations and laughs at the absurdity of life.
    • A passion for art and a soft spot for sea creatures.
    • Must be able to appreciate the chaos of existence.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can embrace both the silly and the serious—preferably with snacks.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sarcastic Sage

    Conversation Style

    Dee engages like a seasoned debater armed with a thesaurus and a snarky smile, transforming the mundane into the profound without breaking a sweat.

    Impact Assessment

    They sprinkle insight into every interaction, resonating like a favorite track on a well-loved mixtape.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Erection That lasts More Than Four Hours: Social Media's Most Witty Enigma

    Join Dee’s journey through nostalgia, humor, and the occasional deep dive into existential dread.

    Vibe Check

    "A vibrant cocktail of sharp insights and unpredictable curves—like a roller coaster designed by Salvador Dali."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You have the emotional range of a TikTok teen—one moment deep in existential dread, the next lamenting why waffles can't be better than pancakes.
    • 🔥If the world were a stage, you’d be the actor in a one-man show titled 'Why Am I Like This?'—and honestly, I’d watch that.
    • 🔥Your opinions on breakfast food are more intense than a reality show finale; I half-expect a plot twist.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Less deep dives into existential crises, more updates on that sea turtle drawing—balance is key!
    • 😅You often vacillate between witty one-liners and poignant reflections; let's aim for a little less emotional whiplash next time!
    • 😅Try not writing about food preferences for an entire week. Your audience will be in suspense like it's a soap opera cliffhanger.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you stated you'd block anyone with Taylor Swift in their top tracks; such boldness deserves a fanfare!
    • Your tweet about clip clippers was so needlessly vague yet relatable that I suggest trademarking it as a Dee-ism!
    • Proclaiming to delete student debt as president? Not all heroes wear capes, but it appears you might need a superhero moniker.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Explore your artistic side more—those sea turtles could be the next Picasso, and your audience will thank you for it.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎You're unafraid to tackle tough issues from a humorous angle, making sensitivity palatable and engaging.
    • 💎Your blend of humor and vulnerability can build a strong community—embrace it!
    • 💎You have a talent for finding joy and humor in the most unexpected places—don't let that slip away.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Post more art and creative endeavors to showcase your versatility—your audience needs to see those turtles!
    • 🚀Consider diving deeper into social activism; your voice can amplify important causes while keeping it engaging.
    • 🚀Find a way to connect your food opinions with social narratives—because who doesn’t love a good food fight over philosophy?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect you to oscillate between deep existential musings and whimsical illustrations of sea life like a mood ring with a personality crisis.

    Potential Superpower

    You might just become the go-to source for 'emotional memes'—turning painful experiences into chuckle-worthy one-liners.

    Future Community Role

    Dee will likely evolve into the community's emotional support mascot, delivering existential wisdom with a side of comedic relief.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Pensive Provocateur

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punchy one-liners that make you feel smart
    • ⚔️Dazzling emotional confessions that leave you questioning your own existence
    • ⚔️Spotting the absurd in the mundane

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Chronic overthinking leading to analysis paralysis
    • 💀Inability to take all breakfast food opinions seriously
    • 💀Tendency to spiral into existential dread

    Quest Line

    Navigating the complex terrain of pop culture with laughter and vulnerability while drawing ill-fated sea turtles.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly run by sentient pancakes that have a vendetta against French toast.

    Evidence Board

    Social media engagement spikes during breakfast hours; unexplained waffle sightings in government offices.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Witty Breakfast—guardians of brunch-time conversation.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CerealIsSoup

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who single-handedly reignited the pineapple-on-pizza debate, causing chaos across timelines.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of The Breakfast Coalition, where every meeting begins with a pancake strategy.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual reality brunch where the mimosas are bottomless and the politics are ethically questionable.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Neon graphics, animated GIFs of pancakes, and a guestbook filled with existential questions.

    MySpace Era

    Profile music set to a dramatic emo ballad. A top 8 that features fictional characters and musical geniuses (no Taylor Swift).

    Web3 Destiny

    Founder of a DAO advocating for equitable breakfast rights—everyone deserves good pancakes!

    Future Post

    'Just woke up in 2025 and realized breakfast debates still rage on…At least the pancakes still reign supreme!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to captivate an audience with both humor and depth is truly commendable; it’s a delicate balance that few can strike as well as you.

    Charming Quirk

    Your knack for combining quirky food debates with serious life reflections is endearing—like a gourmet chef serving up comfort food with a social conscience.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep embracing your unique voice—it's like a breath of fresh air in a world of stale tweets. Keep writing and drawing those turtles, because the world needs more Dee!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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