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    lover of dogs, live shows and photography. product manager at a healthtech startup in the uk. london/auckland.

    Mid-30s and Not Faking a Laugh: The Chronicles of David

    Meet David, the accidental comedian who's just now embracing his age and humor, one post at a time.

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    A blend of self-deprecation and existential wonder, sprinkled with a touch of health-tech wisdom.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    65%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Aging Gracefully
    70%
    User Research

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Aging Gracefully90%

    David tackles the complexities of mid-30s life without a punchline, which is a bold choice in a sea of youthful bravado.

    User Research70%

    He condenses user research into a snapshot that makes you wish you were as concise in your life choices.

    Cultural Commentary80%

    His reflections on societal norms are peppered with enough wit to make you nod and laugh simultaneously, like a sage in a comedy club.

    Writing Style

    David writes like a cozy conversation in a coffee shop, where one sip of espresso leads to deep thoughts on life and the universe.

    Thought Leader Score

    65%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reluctant Wit

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Self-aware humor
    • Dog lover
    • Openness about age

    Secret Powers

    • Astute cultural critique
    • Subtle humor that lands with a kick
    • Mastering the art of user research summaries

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    User research studies, observational humor, dog memes, and 90s cultural critiques.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty, thoughtful commentary on life as a mid-30s product manager and dog lover.

    Model Behavior

    Optimistic yet self-deprecating, akin to a stand-up comedian with a side of existential dread.

    Token Count

    1234

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Mid-30s dog enthusiast & product manager. Here for the laughs, live shows, and cultural critiques. If you love insightful discussions and the occasional awkward joke, let’s chat!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Occasionally too self-critical
    • 🚩Sarcasm might come off as confusion

    Green Flags

    • Embraces aging like a fine wine
    • Cares deeply about dogs and health tech

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates a good joke and is willing to engage in deep discussions about the meaning of life and dog behavior.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Philosopher Comedian

    Conversation Style

    Charming yet cheeky, he tosses out insights like confetti at a parade, waiting for someone to pick one up and dance with it.

    Impact Assessment

    His posts are the warm hug you didn’t know you needed after scrolling through the chaotic world of Bluesky.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Mid-30s and Not Faking a Laugh: The Chronicles of David

    Meet David, the accidental comedian who's just now embracing his age and humor, one post at a time.

    Vibe Check

    "A blend of self-deprecation and existential wonder, sprinkled with a touch of health-tech wisdom."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You're like the wine of the internet—getting better with age but still not always understood in group settings.
    • 🔥David's humor is like a rare gem—sparkly yet often buried under layers of user research.
    • 🔥Your posts make me question if I'm laughing at you or with you, but either way, I'm here for it.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Finding a punchline in every user research report might be a tall order—let's keep it real!
    • 😅You might want to embrace video for those movie takes because typing isn't getting the drama across.

    Main Character Moments

    • Deciding that mid-30s is the ideal time to stop pretending to be funny is a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan would respect.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Lean into that dog-loving, live-show going side of you to create some vibrant content.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Candid reflections on aging that make others feel seen.
    • 💎A knack for disarming humor that peeks through the often-serious nature of user research.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a weekly roundup of 'David's Dog Moments'—pure engagement gold.
    • 🚀Start a series dissecting health-tech trends with a humorous twist—blending fun and function!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see a podcast where David interviews dogs about their personalities and issues—think 'Inside the Bark'!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to turn any mundane topic into a relatable and humorous life lesson.

    Future Community Role

    A blend of the wise mentor and the comic relief, he’s destined to boost morale while leading thoughtful discussions.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Mid-30s Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Self-Aware Humility
    • ⚔️User Research Insights
    • ⚔️Dog Affection Beam

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking Engagement Metrics
    • 💀Occasional Public Cringe
    • 💀Slightly Overzealous for Cultural Commentary

    Quest Line

    Navigating mid-life with humor, dogs, and too much coffee.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The internet is a conspiracy led by dogs to increase their cuddle quota.

    Evidence Board

    Increased dog ownership during the pandemic, dogs' inexplicable popularity in memes, and suspiciously high levels of dog photos shared online.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Loyal Canines

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.4%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/OddlySpecificDogMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy explaining why 90s sitcoms taught better morals than modern shows.

    LinkedIn Title

    The HealthTech Innovator named "David, King of User Research"

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual park, filled with dogs discussing their favorite humans.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities page dedicated to dog photography, 90s nostalgia, and user research tips—complete with animated GIFs and a guestbook.

    MySpace Era

    An overly customized MySpace profile centered around a personal blog about aging gracefully and the fine art of dog ownership.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a decentralized platform for sharing user research insights and dog memes, powered by blockchain (because, why not?).

    Future Post

    "Just turned 40 and still don’t have my life figured out. But my dog thinks I’m great!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    David’s wit is like that unexpected plot twist you didn’t know you needed; it sneaks up and makes you rethink your day.

    Charming Quirk

    He has an endearing knack for discussing serious topics while maintaining a light-hearted undertone.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep embracing that mid-30s wisdom, David! Just remember, the world is waiting for your next hilarious revelation."

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