poet . chaste. thirty six.
A Poet's Quirky Odyssey Through Bluesky
Heartfelt musings meet deep existential musings, with a splash of humor.
A blend of brooding poet and whimsical observer, navigating the absurdities of life.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
From sex dreams to unfulfilled infatuations, your subconscious is spilling more tea than an English tearoom.
You're the star of a new Netflix series titled 'When Moons Attack'—the bear, the hunter, and the beaver moon never stood a chance.
Your posts read like a whiteboard full of anxieties and confessions—where's the TED Talk that promises a resolution?
Your offers for coffee and companionship are like cryptic love letters in a world where everyone swipes left.
Writing Style
Your writing is like jazz: sometimes scattered, sometimes beautiful, and occasionally, it just leaves us wondering if it was all intentional.
Thought Leader Score
65%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melancholic Poet
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Profound introspection
- Witty self-deprecation
- Love for nature's cycles
Secret Powers
- ✨Deep philosophical insights
- ✨Impromptu poetry creation
- ✨An unexpected flair for social commentary
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A diverse dataset of existential poetry, memes about loneliness, and nature writing
Prompt Engineering
Create deep, introspective poetry mixed with social commentary and humor
Model Behavior
A blend of GPT-3's poetic finesse and GPT-4's sardonic wit
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Just a poet looking for meaningful connections amidst the chaos. Would like to share deep thoughts over coffee. Also, I might have some odd hobbies. Swipe right if you're into moody introspection and spontaneous poetry readings."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional deep existential crises
- 🚩Tendency to delete my own poetry
- 🚩Often forgets what day it is
Green Flags
- ✅Appreciates the beauty in melancholy
- ✅Can bring a good conversation to the table
- ✅Big fan of moon cycles
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations and finds poetry as a way to connect.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Reflective Observer
Conversation Style
You drop profound thoughts like confetti at a funeral—slightly awkward yet undeniably memorable.
Impact Assessment
Your contributions add a dash of existential spice to an otherwise vanilla community.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Poet's Quirky Odyssey Through Bluesky
Heartfelt musings meet deep existential musings, with a splash of humor.
Vibe Check
"A blend of brooding poet and whimsical observer, navigating the absurdities of life."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You might be the only poet who could make a sex dream sound like a middle school essay.
- 🔥Your 'working titles' sound like the phrases you'd mumble in your sleep.
- 🔥Your love life could be a Shakespearean tragedy... with a hint of comedy.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Your poetic cycles could rival the moons—constantly changing, often fading, and occasionally bright.
- 😅You should probably unfollow yourself when you delete your own poetry; it's a bit of a power move.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you announced your 'softness,' I half expected you to start a support group for fellow marshmallows.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you can harness your existential crises into poetry, you’ll rival classic greats.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Natural charisma that seeps through the screen
- 💎A unique take on life's absurdities
- 💎The ability to turn mundane moments into profound narratives
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating a series of daily haikus about your existential dread—#dreadulhouku?
- 🚀Engage more with other poets; your thoughts deserve a duet.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You will one day start a widely-followed poetry podcast that features phoned-in confessions about love and loss.
Potential Superpower
Transforming feelings of emptiness into profound verses, one midnight epiphany at a time.
Future Community Role
A beloved melancholic sage whose retreats into deep thoughts become legendary in the Bluesky lore.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Melancholic Poet
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Profound Introspection
- ⚔️Witty Self-Deprecation
- ⚔️Nature Observer
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Overthinking
- 💀Fear of Connection
- 💀Tendency to Delete Work
Quest Line
Searching for genuine connection amidst the chaos of modern existence.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
A secret society of poets controls the emotional landscape of society through metaphors and similes.
Evidence Board
Cites famous poets who were mysteriously influential in political movements, the power of words to shape feelings and actions.
Secret Society
The Order of the Blank Page
Truth Seeking Level
69%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoetryNerdsWhoOverthinkEverything
Twitter Main Character
The Poet Who Tried to Create a New Moon Phase
LinkedIn Title
Chief Creative Officer at Deep Thoughts Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
Melancholic Muse, guiding avatars through existential crises in virtual spaces.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a Background of a haunted forest, playlist featuring funeral doom, and a signature that reads 'Doom on this profile'
Web3 Destiny
Creating NFTs of exclusive works, but secretly wishing for human connection instead of crypto profits.
Future Post
Just finished an 8-page poem about the existential terror of modern dating. Will share... if I don’t delete it first.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to reflect deeply and share openly makes you a rare gem in the online world.
Charming Quirk
Your knack for existential musings is rivaled only by your occasional offers for companionship over coffee.
Final Encouragement
"Continue embracing your peculiar charm; the world needs more poets who aren’t afraid to dive into the depths."
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