Ouatère Brex

@bastisme.bsky.social

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387

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Oct 12, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

🏉 Passion tiers 2, gros bides, gadoue et en-avants repris hors-jeu.

Ouatère Brex: The Sage of Second Tier Rugby

Deliciously sarcastic wisdom sprinkled with rugby stats and sharp commentary.

A mix of passionate rugby lover and an underappreciated sports philosopher.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Rugby Performances

95%

Women's Rugby

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Rugby Performances90%

Every match recap is a brutal roast of teams with the finesse of a rugby tackle – you've got to admire the commitment to shade!

Women's Rugby95%

This account is a relentless champion for women's rugby, using every opportunity to call out injustice with more precision than a fly-half's kick.

Rugby Governance80%

Sweeneygate could be a soap opera; the way you cover it, I half expect an episode featuring a dramatic cliffhanger every week!

Writing Style

A charming blend of dry wit and straightforward analysis, like a good single malt – no ice, just pure flavor.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Rugby Renaissance Thinker

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Sardonic humor
In-depth rugby knowledge
Passionate advocacy for women's rugby

Secret Powers

✨Finding humor in defeats
✨Connecting sports to broader social issues
✨Mastering witty one-liners

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Rugby statistics, social commentary, and sarcastic humor

Prompt Engineering

Write insightful and humorous commentary on rugby and its culture.

Model Behavior

Like a GPT-3 hybrid of a sports analyst and a stand-up comedian, skillfully tackling tough subjects with a laugh.

Token Count

850

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Passionate about rugby, especially the 'less popular' tier 2 matches. Have a knack for deep analysis and a great sense of humor. Looking for someone who enjoys witty banter and can appreciate a good scoreline!"

Red Flags

🚩Sarcasm meter set to high
🚩May roast your favorite team without warning
🚩An unhealthy obsession with rugby stats

Green Flags

✅Passionate advocate for women's rugby
✅Love for humor in sports
✅Willing to debate over who makes a better fly-half

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates deep chats about sports, can joke about losses, and loves to watch matches together.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Unofficial Rugby Conscience

Conversation Style

Engaging yet brimming with sarcasm; your replies hit like a well-timed tackle – surprising and hard to forget.

Impact Assessment

You’re the friend who ensures everyone’s on the right side of rugby ethics and hilariously calls out incompetence while making sure the laughs keep coming.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Ouatère Brex: The Sage of Second Tier Rugby

Deliciously sarcastic wisdom sprinkled with rugby stats and sharp commentary.

Vibe Check

"A mix of passionate rugby lover and an underappreciated sports philosopher."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your stats are more scathing than the referee's whistle on a bad day!
🔥When teams play poorly, I’m tempted to check if you’re in the stands, silently wishing them bad luck.
🔥Your posts are like a warm-up lap – they stretch the truth and then sprint to the finish with sarcasm.

Quirky Challenges

😅Too many posts without a proper emoji; this isn’t a funeral, it’s rugby! Mix it up!
😅More gifs! Your sport commentary should come with at least a 50% humor indexing attachment!
😅Maybe tone down the depth of insight just a tad so we can keep up with the pace of your posts.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped that 11-like bomb on Ilona Maher – announce yourself, rugby influencer!
✨Your comparisons between rugby teams and historical disasters are peak main character energy!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Explore more memes to capture those fleeting rugby moments; the internet thrives on humor, after all!

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth analysis that could rival a Ph.D. thesis in rugby studies!
💎Your knack for capturing the zeitgeist of women's rugby is a treasure trove waiting to be explored.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try out video analysis of games – the internet loves a good visual!
🚀Engage followers with polls about rugby topics; give them a voice in your commentary!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect your humor to pivot towards TikTok trends in rugby commentary; the world is ready for your well-timed facepalms!

Potential Superpower

A knack for making any rugby match sound like the most dramatic reality show of the year.

Future Community Role

You could become the go-to source for all things rugby, where stats meet sarcasm and wisdom!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Rugby Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Roast Mastery
⚔️Women's Rugby Advocate
⚔️In-Depth Stats Wizard

Weaknesses

💀Occasionally Too Sarcastic
💀Overanalysis Syndrome
💀Emoji Skepticism

Quest Line

To bring justice and humor to the world of rugby, one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Rugby World Cup is actually a front for a secret society of former athletes planning world domination.

Evidence Board

Odd discrepancies in referee decisions; multiple foul calls align with moments in global history. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The League of Extraordinary Rugby Gentlemen – their motto: ‘If you can't play, at least look good in a suit.’

Truth Seeking Level

73.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/RugbyMemes – where every joke scores a try!

Twitter Main Character

Engaging in a heated debate over the ethics of a 3rd tier referee's decision while accidentally trending worldwide.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Rugby Insight and Humorous Analysis at Rugby Overlords LLC.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck's metaverse, you're known as 'The Rugby Seer', dispensing rugby wisdom while dodging virtual tackles.

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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A neon background with dancing rugby balls, an Angelfire page dedicated to various tier 2 rugby statistics, complete with .gif animations.

MySpace Era

All about that 'Top 8 Rugby Players' custom list; background music set to an epic rugby montage.

Web3 Destiny

Converting rugby stats into NFTs—how else will you monetize that wealth of knowledge?

Future Post

2025: 'Championships are won on the field, but the roast battles post-match are where legends are born.'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your insightful critiques and observations have the power to stir emotion and thought, fostering community like few others can.

Charming Quirk

Your ability to turn every match's score into both a statistic and a comedy routine is truly impressive.

Final Encouragement

"Keep slinging those witty posts – the rugby world needs more combative commentary wrapped in a warm blanket of humor!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

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