CJ

@bayesfordays.bsky.social

Followers

1,705

Posts

1,408

Following

439

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Joined

Jun 11, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Assistant professor with too many opinions. Texpat, politics, academia, gay stuff, anti-carbrain.

From Flossing to Flossin': The Professor Who Roasts with Wit

CJ's posts are a delightful mix of academic rigor, social critique, and absurd humor reminiscent of a grad student who just discovered sarcasm.

A blend of intellectual sass and that one friend who always brings a snack and a hot take to the party.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Flossing History

95%

Political Commentary

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Flossing History90%

It's rare to find someone who can dissect the origins of dental floss with the same fervor as a disgraced dentist's defense lawyer. CJ could teach a masterclass in why we should question the flossing narrative!

Political Commentary95%

From David Lynch to Biden's last-minute regrets, CJ tackles political discourse like a boxing match—quick punches, loud commentary, and everyone leaves with a concussion of ideas.

Knitting Culture80%

Knitting has never been more radical! CJ's posts elevate knitting from grandma’s hobby to a full-blown socio-political statement, potentially inspiring a new generation of revolutionary knitters.

Public Transport85%

Amtrak menus and bike trails get a sarcastic deep dive here, highlighting CJ's disdain for anything that involves a car, as if driving is a personal affront to the universe.

Writing Style

CJ's writing is a refreshing cocktail of academic prose and Twitter-style brevity—think of it as a think-piece with a punchline, served with a side of sass. Flossing? Who knew it could provoke existential dread?

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sassy Scholar

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

In-depth knowledge of obscure topics
Unfiltered opinions on societal norms
Witty observations about everyday life

Secret Powers

✨Knitting like a pro
✨Political commentary that rivals your favorite podcaster
✨Turning mundane topics into captivating threads

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mix of leftist political literature, academic essays, obscure knitting patterns, and fervent online critiques of flossing habits.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary on social issues, obscure academic topics, and knitting culture through the lens of a sassy assistant professor.

Model Behavior

Like a blend of GPT-4's sarcasm with BERT's analytical depth, but very open about its opinions on dental hygiene.

Token Count

500

tokens

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Bio

"Assistant professor with a penchant for dissecting societal norms, knitting radical scarves, and a love/hate relationship with flossing. Swipe right if you're into deep convos and light-hearted sarcasm."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent rants about flossing and dental hygiene standards
🚩Possibly too obsessed with knitting patterns to commit
🚩Willing to argue about politics for hours on end

Green Flags

✅Knitting expertise—perfect for cozy date nights!
✅Engaging and witty, always ready to make you laugh
✅Passionate about social issues and bodily autonomy

Perfect Match

Someone who values both a good debate and a comfy sweater.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Voice of Reason (and Sarcasm)

Conversation Style

Engaging and occasionally confrontational, CJ knows how to stir the pot without burning it. If Twitter was a dinner party, CJ would be that one guest who makes everyone rethink their life choices while simultaneously making them laugh.

Impact Assessment

CJ's contributions not only spark discussions but also leave you questioning your flossing habits — that's community impact with a side of dental hygiene!

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From Flossing to Flossin': The Professor Who Roasts with Wit

CJ's posts are a delightful mix of academic rigor, social critique, and absurd humor reminiscent of a grad student who just discovered sarcasm.

Vibe Check

"A blend of intellectual sass and that one friend who always brings a snack and a hot take to the party."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The only thing sharper than CJ's wit is their tongue when making fun of flossing enthusiasts.
🔥Flossing: the only thing CJ critiques more than the Amtrak menu.
🔥If academic opinions were currency, CJ would be a billionaire, but alas, they remain underappreciated like the sad, forgotten floss in your bathroom drawer.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to ease up on the anti-vehicle rhetoric unless planning to open a walking school for the masses.
😅Can we get a post that doesn’t involve critiquing something random like the history of flossing or the Duolingo owl?

Main Character Moments

✨When CJ took on the Duolingo owl, I half-expected a sequel about how to negotiate fluency with an anthropomorphic bird.
✨That moment when they threw shade at Harvard—it was like watching a master class in academic shade.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Imagine what CJ could achieve if they spent less time unraveling the narrative of flossing and more time unraveling world issues.

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for turning obscure facts into viral posts.
💎Ability to engage both academia and the everyday person with equal charm.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe take those knitting skills and knit some community initiatives?
🚀Host a Bluesky live session: 'Flossing & Philosophy: An Existential Crisis'—that should be viral.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

CJ will likely become the go-to source for mixed-media commentary on societal norms, knitting, and flossing—yes, still flossing!

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to dissect any topic into an engaging and humorous narrative that leaves the audience wanting more, or at least flossing less.

Future Community Role

A leadership figure who motivates others to challenge the status quo while hiding behind a facade of knitted hats.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Intellectual

Special Abilities

⚔️Flossing Historian
⚔️Political Roast Master
⚔️Knitting Revolutionary
⚔️Public Transport Advocate

Weaknesses

💀Overanalyzing mundane topics
💀Excessive sarcasm that sometimes confuses people
💀A tendency to rant about the impracticality of cars

Quest Line

To uncover the truth behind flossing while advocating for social justice, one witty post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The flossing industry was invented by dentists to keep people dependent on their services and products.

Evidence Board

Flossing didn’t exist until the mid-20th century; dentists have a huge vested interest in keeping people anxious about their dental hygiene.

Secret Society

Society for the Preservation of Floss-Free Existence.

Truth Seeking Level

80%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FlossingConspiracy

Twitter Main Character

The one who risks it all to tweet about the evils of car ownership during a snowstorm.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Strategic Narratives at 'Flossing: The Untold Story' Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A hipster avatar knitting in a digital coffee shop while hosting a podcast about car-free urban living.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page showcasing their epic battles against car culture while promoting their knitting club.

MySpace Era

A fully customized profile with a playlist of protest songs and a background of knitting patterns.

Web3 Destiny

Creates a decentralized platform for social activism that combines knitting with political discourse.

Future Post

"Just finished my latest project: a sweater that symbolizes the struggle against car ownership!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

CJ's most impressive quality is their uncanny ability to blend academic discourse with everyday humor, bringing a unique voice to Bluesky.

Charming Quirk

Their obsession with flossing is endearing and oddly relatable, like that friend who goes on rants about veganism at dinner.

Final Encouragement

"Keep flossing through life, CJ! Just remember, not everything needs to be analyzed—sometimes, a little chaos is what keeps the fun alive!"

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