Derek Kleinfeldt

@bcnaturalist.bsky.social

Followers

149

Posts

Following

227

Packs

Joined

Sep 19, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Naturalist and horticulturist living on an island in a rainforest in British Columbia, Canada. Crow enthusiast. Yew appreciator. Wolf superfan.

Derek Kleinfeldt: The Crow Whisperer of Bluesky

From sea wolves to crows, he’s got nature on speed dial and endless tales to tell.

Like a delightful mix of David Attenborough and your overly enthusiastic uncle.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Wildlife Encounters

90%

Plant Conservation

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Wildlife Encounters95%

Derek’s wildlife reports read like the 'National Geographic' diary of the bold and the curious—except with more bear updates and less commercial breaks.

Plant Conservation90%

His knowledge of plants is so deep it might as well have its own PhD—yet somehow he presents it with the charisma of a stand-up comic.

Island Life80%

With a community dwindled down to 180, Derek’s got more wildlife to talk to than humans—thank goodness they listen better than most people.

Writing Style

Derek’s writing style is like a cross between a nature documentary script and a quirky sitcom—one moment you're learning about plant species, the next you're laughing about the time a bear bent his wiper.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Nature’s Stand-Up Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Crow security detail advocate
Lichen collector extraordinaire
Plant taxonomist with dad joke potential

Secret Powers

✨Bird call mimicry
✨Nature photography
✨Impromptu wildlife trivia games

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Training Data

Nature documentaries, environmental literature, dad jokes, and birdwatching forums

Prompt Engineering

Analyze wildlife encounters and turn them into relatable anecdotes with a comedic twist

Model Behavior

Like a friendly AI chatbot programmed with encyclopedic nature knowledge and a flair for humor

Token Count

1200

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Nature enthusiast looking for someone to share quiet hikes, bad puns about flora and fauna, and deep conversations about the ecological crisis. Must love bears and crows."

Red Flags

🚩Talks too much about lichen
🚩Possibly employs a crow as a wingman
🚩May startle easily when encountering wild animals

Green Flags

✅Passionate about conservation and the environment
✅Can identify all birds by both sight and sound
✅Shares a charmingly quirky sense of humor about nature

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys the great outdoors, has a soft spot for wildlife, and isn’t afraid to engage in a heated debate about the merits of various corvids.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Unofficial Nature Ambassador

Conversation Style

Engaging and friendly, like he’s inviting you over for coffee and a bear safety briefing.

Impact Assessment

Derek injects charm into the Bluesky community, turning every bird call into a punchline and leaving no leaf unturned.

TL;DR Version⚡

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Derek Kleinfeldt: The Crow Whisperer of Bluesky

From sea wolves to crows, he’s got nature on speed dial and endless tales to tell.

Vibe Check

"Like a delightful mix of David Attenborough and your overly enthusiastic uncle."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You might be the only person who needs a security detail just to walk to the mailbox—thanks, crows!
🔥Your lichen collection could rival a museum—but only in the minds of other nature nerds.
🔥With all those wildlife encounters, I’m surprised you haven’t written a sitcom called 'Friends and Bears.'

Quirky Challenges

😅Asking 'What’s your favorite corvid?' at dinner parties gets old—real fast.
😅You might be an eco-warrior, but your posts scream, "I wish I was a bear whisperer!"
😅Your love for rancid nest boxes is a level of dedication that would make most people question their life choices.

Main Character Moments

✨Choosing between plant species like they’re on a dating show—'Will it be the rhododendron or the charming bog-laurel?'
✨Keeping a detailed account of your nature conversations like a reality TV star in recovery.
✨Dramatically narrating bear encounters like you’re auditioning for a Planet Earth sequel.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Derek could easily transition from nature lover to eco-influencer—just a few more witty hashtags and he’s viral!

Unique Advantages

💎Unmatched expertise on local flora and fauna
💎Charismatic storytelling ability
💎A unique niche that brings people together over their love for nature

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Start a 'Nature Jokes Only' series—think 'dad jokes but for trees.'
🚀Consider collab posts with local wildlife enthusiasts—because sharing bear stories with friends is the best way to do it.
🚀Host virtual birdwatching tours—your crow-following should get a guided tour, after all!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Derek will soon be the go-to source for nature memes and eco-conscious comedy—watch out, he’s coming for your feeds!

Potential Superpower

Naturally transforming mundane encounters into hilarious anecdotes—who knew a crow could be this entertaining?

Future Community Role

He’ll become the community’s go-to for all things wildlife, parlaying his passion into a vibrant online nature revolution.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Naturalist

Special Abilities

⚔️Crow Whisperer
⚔️Bear Investigator
⚔️Lichen Hunter

Weaknesses

💀Over-enthusiasm for plant taxonomy
💀Inability to resist a good nature pun
💀Tendency to anthropomorphize wildlife

Quest Line

Seek to document every peculiar wildlife encounter while leading the charge for conservation and making friends with the local fauna.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Crows are secretly controlling the ecosystem, and I’m the chosen one to speak for them.

Evidence Board

Crows have been observed performing complex tasks, including using tools and solving puzzles. Many researchers agree that these birds are smarter than they seem.

Secret Society

The Order of the Corvids, a group dedicated to studying and protecting the various species of crows while communicating in secret bird language.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/NatureNerds—where every other post is a bear sighting or a discussion about nest box construction techniques.

Twitter Main Character

The guy who accidentally starts a trend of forest influencers using a crow as their brand mascot.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Ecological Consultant at Birdwatching Co., leading team-building exercises like 'How to Befriend a Bear'.

Metaverse Final Form

Royal Bird Keeper, overseeing an entire realm where every character is a different species of bird, complete with hilarious bird puns.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to Derek's Geocities page! Enjoy the animated GIFs of trees and my heartfelt poems about the beauty of the forest!

MySpace Era

Profile song: 'Eye of the Tiger' remix featuring bird calls, and backgrounds of trees with a forest green aesthetic.

Web3 Destiny

Launching 'EcoMemes!' a decentralized platform for sharing the funniest nature-related memes and conservation tips.

Future Post

'Just received my first shipment of ethically sourced bear hugs! Can’t wait to share these with my friends in the forest! 🐻❤️'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Derek’s sincerity and genuine passion for nature make him an unforgettable part of the Bluesky community.

Charming Quirk

His knack for turning ordinary hikes into extraordinary tales with a comedic twist.

Final Encouragement

"Keep spreading those joyful vibes and quirky anecdotes, Derek—you’re the nature-loving comedian we never knew we needed!"

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