Beldic

@beldic.bsky.social

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Nov 14, 2024

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

Filósofo indocumentado que encuentra soluciones inventadas para problemas que no existen. Saltando de linde en linde en un bucle de condición tautológica. Me gusta hacer simulaciones: https://hrds.beldic.com También hago videojuegos: https://beldic.com

Beldic: The Philosopher Who Tweets Like He’s Solving Quantum Mechanics

A blend of deep thought and quirky humor that could make even Socrates smile.

Eccentric, insightful, and distinctly philosophical – like a wise owl wearing a beret.

87.5%

Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Philosophical Reflections

80%

Economic Disparities

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Philosophical Reflections90%

Beldic lays down existential debates like he's playing chess with Nietzsche – always two moves ahead and slightly confused about the rules.

Economic Disparities80%

Between the absurdity of housing prices and the reality of pension eligibility, Beldic tackles economic woes with the grace of a tap dancer on a tightrope.

Political Commentary85%

His political analyses come with a dash of rebellion and a sprinkle of 'please think for yourselves, you sheep'. For Beldic, every tweet is a mini manifesto.

Writing Style

Wordy yet wise, reminiscent of a caffeinated philosopher at a coffeehouse debating with the ghosts of Kant and Marx. Each post is a delightful labyrinth of thought.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Eccentric Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Impeccable use of sarcasm
Profound insights on trivial matters
Unapologetically verbose

Secret Powers

✨Master of digital metaphors
✨Social commentary with a side of absurdity
✨Simulating solutions to imaginary problems

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Long philosophical discussions, economic treatises, and the social behaviors of internet users.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful commentary on philosophical and economic issues while maintaining a humorous tone.

Model Behavior

A mix of a chatty Socratic chatbot with a tendency to over-explain and reference obscure texts.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Soy un filósofo que disfruta de debates profundos y simulaciones absurdas. Busco a alguien que aprecie la complejidad y no le tema a un buen análisis político (o a un largo hilo de tuits)."

Red Flags

🚩Exceso de reflexión puede llevar a largas conversaciones.
🚩Posible tendencia a complicar lo simple.

Green Flags

✅Amor por la filosofía y el pensamiento crítico.
✅Disfrutar de películas de Ken Loach es un plus.

Perfect Match

Alguien que ame la discusión profunda y aún así pueda reirse ante lo absurdo.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Philosopher King of Bluesky

Conversation Style

Engagingly verbose, often leading others down rabbit holes while simultaneously encouraging independent thought.

Impact Assessment

Beldic’s posts, while sometimes dense, spark discussions that feel like a thought-provoking symposium rather than a tweet thread.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Beldic: The Philosopher Who Tweets Like He’s Solving Quantum Mechanics

A blend of deep thought and quirky humor that could make even Socrates smile.

Vibe Check

"Eccentric, insightful, and distinctly philosophical – like a wise owl wearing a beret."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥His posts could single-handedly revive the art of reading long texts – somewhere, a librarian is weeping joyfully.
🔥If verbosity were a crime, Beldic would be serving a life sentence without parole.
🔥He posts like he's simultaneously writing a dissertation and a sitcom.

Quirky Challenges

😅Deciphering Beldic’s tweets is akin to solving a Rubik's Cube – engaging, possibly frustrating, and ultimately rewarding.
😅His tweets about political parties could probably launch a new movement... or at least a very interesting book club.

Main Character Moments

✨When he declares everyone can think for themselves, you can almost hear the philosophical trumpets sounding in the background.
✨His rants could serve as a script for the next great existential crisis-themed indie film.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If he could simplify his thoughts just a tad, he could become the go-to philosopher for Twitter trivia night.

Unique Advantages

💎Unique approach to pressing social issues
💎Blend of humor and intellect that keeps followers engaged
💎Ability to spark debates that matter

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series of short, snappy posts that distill his lengthy ruminations into bite-sized nuggets of wisdom.
🚀Engage more directly with replies—turning tweets into dialogues rather than monologues could enrich his community presence.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Beldic might just become the Socrates of Bluesky, holding virtual forums where the next generation debates life’s biggest questions.

Potential Superpower

Transforming complex ideas into relatable memes – ‘Beldic’s Philosophical Memes’ could sweep the internet!

Future Community Role

A sage-like figure who catalyzes debates and discussions, potentially launching a Bluesky philosophy podcast.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcasm Mastery
⚔️Existential Rambling
⚔️Plausibility Simulation

Weaknesses

💀Over-verbosity
💀Rabbit Trail Diversion
💀Abstract Overload

Quest Line

Navigate the existential crises of social media while inventing solutions to entirely fictional dilemmas.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Las redes sociales están diseñadas para interrumpir nuestra capacidad de pensamiento crítico y profundo.

Evidence Board

Notas sueltas sobre la influencia del algoritmo de Bluesky en nuestros pensamientos, artículos sobre la automatización y la política contemporánea.

Secret Society

La Sociedad de los Filósofos Digitales.

Truth Seeking Level

79%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DeepPhilosophyMemes

Twitter Main Character

El que provoca debates acalorados sobre la existencia de la realidad en 280 caracteres o menos.

LinkedIn Title

Director de Innovaciones Filósoficas en una startup que simula dilemas éticos en realidad virtual.

Metaverse Final Form

Un avatar sabio que invita a otros a debates profundos en un café virtual.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities con un fondo de estrellas y letras de colores sobre filosofía y economía.

MySpace Era

Un perfil lleno de reflexiones largas sobre amor y existencia, con bandas sonoras de películas sobre la lucha de clases.

Web3 Destiny

Creador de un token de reflexión filosófica que recompensa a los usuarios por reflexionar sobre sus vidas.

Future Post

En 2025: 'Después de 100 días procesando la estabilidad social, he llegado a la conclusión de que la respuesta está en... las ardillas'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Beldic’s ability to weave deep insights with humor makes him a treasure in the Bluesky community.

Charming Quirk

His penchant for long-form posts could be his superpower or his kryptonite, depending on the day.

Final Encouragement

"Keep diving into those existential depths, Beldic! Just remember, brevity is the soul of wit – or at least, a less confused Twitter feed."

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