Bellend expertly weaves the absurdity of modern life with memories from days gone by, making us question if we should be nostalgic for anything at all.

Though their profile states they're a medieval cat, Bellend’s antics with pets are less about noble quests and more about laughs and mischief, which is truly the real medieval vibe.

With posts that range from heartfelt to hilariously apathetic, the commentary on football is like a complex offside rule to navigate—who knows what the fouls are?

The political insights come with a heavy side of sarcasm, revealing a sharp mind capable of cutting through the noise, while still leaving us slightly confused.