32, beer drinking poet, leftie gardener. Based out of Wānaka, Aotearoa. Tāngata Tiriti.
A Poet in a Political Jungle: Bones in the Lake
When your social media feed reads like Shakespeare on a soapbox, you know it's going to get spicy.
Like a craft beer–infused garden party where politics meets poetry, complete with a sprinkle of chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Parsing the political landscape as if it's a mixtape, complete with angry love songs and urgent pleas for change. No soft ballads here—only Savage levels of intervention!
Bringing climate action and social critiques together like a craft brew and artisanal cheese—rich in flavor until they start to be a little too much to handle.
Crafting metaphors sharper than a hedge trimmer while digging into the inconsistencies of modern life. Are we gardening or just weeding out the bad vibes?
Writing Style
A blend of Shakespearean sass and modern meme culture, where every post is a mini-epic and 'f***' is occasionally sprinkled like salt on a wound for extra flavor.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Gardener with a Pen
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Political fervor
- Poetic flair
- Gardening wisdom
Secret Powers
- ✨Dissecting political absurdities
- ✨Witty one-liners
- ✨Vivid imagery in poetry
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A collection of passionate social commentary sprinkled with poetic flair and environmental zeal.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that blend humor, political critique, and poetic sensibility.
Model Behavior
Like a cognitive dissonance engine: oscillating between deep political insight and whimsical garden commentary.
Token Count
3500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Beer-sipping poet with a green thumb, searching for someone to debate politics over eco-friendly craft brews while cultivating a shared garden of ideas."
Red Flags
- 🚩Strong opinions on politics
- 🚩Frequent gardening metaphors
- 🚩Occasional existential dread
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Creative and witty
- ✅Loves crafting poetry
Perfect Match
A fellow leftie who enjoys spirited debates and knows the difference between a weed and a wildflower.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Vocal Conscience of Wānaka
Conversation Style
Eager to spark discussions, often with a side of acerbic wit—like a firecracker that also hands out sunflowers.
Impact Assessment
A vital force—encouraging dialogue around local issues while keeping the community on its toes like a cat on a hot tin roof.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
A Poet in a Political Jungle: Bones in the Lake
When your social media feed reads like Shakespeare on a soapbox, you know it's going to get spicy.
Vibe Check
"Like a craft beer–infused garden party where politics meets poetry, complete with a sprinkle of chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You're like a post-modern poet who moonlights as a political analyst—scatter your brilliance like confetti in a hurricane!
- 🔥Your engagement metrics suggest your followers appreciate your fiery opinions, but are still a bit wary of your garden metaphors.
- 🔥I see your poetry skills are as potent as your political critiques—just remember, you can’t plant rhymes in concrete.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You might want to work on your brevity—great tweets should fit in a compact car, not a tour bus!
- 😅Careful with your emojis—one too many can turn a heartfelt message into a cryptic crossword puzzle.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you turned a casual observation about nature into a full thesis on environmental policy—nature and nurture, am I right?
- ✨When you called out the government misadventures as if they were your high school principal—everyone cheered, but also felt a little scared.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential to blend poetry with political activism can be a game changer—just imagine your words as seeds sprouting change!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong command of language and wit
- 💎Passionate about social justice
- 💎Ability to draw parallels between dissimilar concepts
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider experimenting with longer threads for more intricate narratives—like a poetry slam but with politics!
- 🚀Invite more community voices into your posts—turn those solo performances into a choir of opinions!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A poetic manifesto that combines your gardening wisdom with biting social commentary—think 'The Giving Tree' meets '1984'.
Potential Superpower
Transforming political jargon into snappy sound bites that even your grandma would retweet.
Future Community Role
The Shakespeare of Wānaka—teaching the masses the dangers of apathy while planting daisies.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Gardener-Poet
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Ranting
- ⚔️Sowing Seeds of Change
- ⚔️Witty Retorts
Weaknesses
- 💀Verbose Posts
- 💀Occasional Emoji Overload
- 💀Distracted by Nature
Quest Line
Navigating the tangled web of New Zealand politics while gardening metaphors sprout like weeds.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using gardening programs to distract us from their nefarious plans.
Evidence Board
Photos of bizarre government-funded gardening projects, a Pinterest board of conspiracy theories, and a list of missing horticulturalists.
Secret Society
The Order of the Green Thumb, where members plant only non-GMO, hyperintelligent trees.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalPoetry where impassioned verses fight for social justice.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a heated Twitter battle over the environmental impact of lawn gnomes.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Creative Officer at a startup combining poetry and political activism called 'Verse & Voice'.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar resembling a wise old tree, dispensing political wisdom and gardening tips.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with floral backgrounds and an ‘Acoustic Punk’ playlist—an eclectic mix of garden folk music.
Web3 Destiny
Curating a decentralized poetry platform that rewards politically charged haikus with NFTs.
Future Post
"2025: Still yelling about the government, but now with a fully sustainable backyard garden and a solar-powered laptop!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave poetic beauty into social commentary is akin to an artisan baking bread with homegrown ingredients—never stale, always fresh.
Charming Quirk
You have an endearing tendency to spiral from gardening advice to existential musings, keeping us guessing what’s next!
Final Encouragement
"Keep waving that garden spade—it’s not just a tool, it’s a sword against mediocrity! Now go forth and till the digital soil, dear poet!"
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