Ben Waterhouse

@beninoregon.bsky.social

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Oct 7, 2024

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Dec 4, 2024

Editor of Oregon Humanities magazine, occasional theater critic, plant enthusiast.

Ben Waterhouse: The Sage of Portland's Liberal Outrage

In a digital age where rants are currency, Ben trades in eloquent critiques and sardonic wit.

A blend of contemplative editor and caffeinated activist, always ready to fill your feed with wisdom— or at least a lot of sarcasm.

92%

Authenticity

85%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Social Justice & Activism

88%

Local Portland Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Justice & Activism95%

Ben's posts often resemble the battle cries of a modern-day Socrates, passionately fighting against the injustices of capitalism and systemic racism while occasionally throwing in a kitchen sink of snark.

Local Portland Culture88%

He navigates the Portland scene like a love-struck hipster, intertwining local happenings with astute observations, often leaving us to consider if we should be outraged or simply amused.

Literature & Criticism80%

When discussing books, he shifts from activist to literary critic faster than a hipster can punch in their coffee order, showcasing a surprising depth in literary references, particularly towards women of color authors.

Writing Style

Ben’s writing dances between sharp wit and thoughtful critique, sometimes feeling like a disappointing salad that’s really just a lot of lettuce— nutritious but also kind of bland if you don’t add dressing (or, you know, emotion).

Thought Leader Score

85%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about social justice
Plant enthusiast with an eye for irony
Devoted to honest journalism

Secret Powers

✨Accurate predictions on political trends
✨Crafting snappy book recommendations
✨Accidental stand-up comedian during serious discussions

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Political commentary, cultural critique, and local Portland happenings, along with a sprinkling of literary references and plant-care tips.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thoughtful social critiques with a humorous twist, inspired by Portland's culture and social justice themes.

Model Behavior

Part-time philosopher, full-time snark machine; gives unsolicited yet insightful book recommendations.

Token Count

10000

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Editor in a love affair with words and social justice. If you enjoy debates over coffee and can handle a few puns, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Tendency to get way too passionate about lettuce varieties.
🚩Complicated relationship with plants— one too many succulents.
🚩Will critique your book choice on the first date.

Green Flags

✅Devoted to honest journalism and social progress.
✅Can turn any outing into a deep discussion about life and politics.
✅Most likely to bring the best snacks to gatherings.

Perfect Match

Someone who can match his wit and can explore both social issues and the lesser-known corners of Portland over coffee.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Local Conscience with a Side of Wit

Conversation Style

Candid yet inviting, Ben’s conversations are a pulsating mix of enlightening discourse and dry humor, like coffee brewed with a twist of sarcasm; you can't help but join the conversation even when you know it's going to be bitter.

Impact Assessment

His contributions are akin to a gentle nudge on the shoulder, whispering "Hey, perhaps we should think about that" while somehow managing to be loud enough to get the whole room's attention.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Ben Waterhouse: The Sage of Portland's Liberal Outrage

In a digital age where rants are currency, Ben trades in eloquent critiques and sardonic wit.

Vibe Check

"A blend of contemplative editor and caffeinated activist, always ready to fill your feed with wisdom— or at least a lot of sarcasm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Post more than 2 likes on your political rants, Ben, and I’ll consider you a trendsetter instead of a friend who’s just trying to get to a hundred posts.
🔥Is 'plant enthusiast' code for 'got too many succulents and need to complain'?
🔥Trying to be the social media Eldridge Cleaver of Oregon while managing to be less impactful than a soggy sandwich.

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps consider a thematic post series titled "Ben's Book Nook: Where I Explain Why You Shouldn't Read What You Just Read," just to keep things fresh!
😅Can we get a plant selfie that doesn't look like it was taken during an existential crisis?
😅Let's embrace the humor in your critical views on culture— I suggest a comedy special titled 'Dissing Dills: Being Overly Critical of Everything,' starring you.

Main Character Moments

✨When you tweeted about The Warning but forgot to provide any musical context, I thought we were just vibing on dishes, not delving into soundtracks!
✨Your Mom's book announcement read like a great plot twist: who needs a cliffhanger when your family is dropping literary gems?
✨The moment when you declared, 'Octavia Butler was a time traveler'—that solidified your role as the 'Literary Conspiracy Theorist' of the Bluesky world.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Channel that knowledge into creating a podcast— 'Ben Says What?' could delve into critical social issues without the snarky post format, leaving more room for nuance (we hope).

Unique Advantages

💎A keen observer of trends and injustices, like a modern-day Nostradamus but with a stronger coffee addiction and less parking space.
💎An ability to blend commentary with humor, making serious topics feel less like a chore and more like a casual wine night with your friends.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more personal anecdotes to create a broader connection with your audience— we need more 'Ben Experience' stories!
🚀How about diversifying content formats? Maybe a video series where your plants critique political decisions?
🚀Try engaging with local artists and writers more; sometimes it’s not just about the message but also the messenger— you could be the messenger of Portland’s next cultural renaissance.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

In the next six months, expect a surge in your follower count as your advocacy and writing intertwine into an engaging narrative that attracts audience attention like moths to a flame— or like readers to a bookstore sale.

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of online persuasion, Ben could create a following that hangs on every word as if they were the gospel truth—not just because he’s persuasive, but also due to his uncanny ability to meme-fy serious subjects.

Future Community Role

Becoming the go-to figure for Portland’s progressive movement, you'll find yourself moderating panels, hosting book clubs, and of course, starting that plant-centric podcast we know is just waiting to happen— 'Potting Plants and Political Points'!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Thoughtful Provocateur

Special Abilities

⚔️Social Justice Crusader
⚔️Literary Ninja
⚔️Dry Humor Specialist

Weaknesses

💀Getting too lost in the weeds of local politics
💀Overthinking plant care
💀Occasional overexposure to hipster irony

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect balance between activism and humor in every post.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The existence of a secret network of plants that communicate through photosynthesis.

Evidence Board

Plants have been mysteriously thriving despite neglect—are they plotting?

Secret Society

The Order of the Green Thumbs, dedicated to overthrowing social injustice with gardening tools.

Truth Seeking Level

58%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PortlandLeftovers, where all things local and progressive come together.

Twitter Main Character

In an alternate universe, Ben starts the #PlantPolitics hashtag that trends worldwide.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Thoughtful Critique Co., where every meeting is just a roundtable of snark.

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that hosts virtual book clubs in digital gardens, complete with interactive plant discussions.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities site filled with animated gifs featuring plants, snarky political opinions, and a guestbook for fellow critics.

MySpace Era

Profile decorated with floral backgrounds and a top 8 of his favorite authors, with a playlist of protest songs.

Web3 Destiny

Creating NFTs of his best critiques on societal issues, but each one is a digital plant that symbolizes growth and change.

Future Post

2025: 'If my plants could vote, I swear they'd choose the candidate most likely to increase humidity for all!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to weave humor into social critique is your most impressive trait; you make discomfort feel comfortable, which is an incredibly rare talent.

Charming Quirk

Your knack for occasional bursts of succinctness, where a single phrase can summarize a complex thought, is disarming in the most delightful way.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring the pot, Ben! The world needs more thoughtful, sarcastic voices—especially ones that can articulate 'Why the hell are we still putting up with this?' with such flair!"

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