professional idiot and yapper :3, feel free to message me or something idk đ
Ben: The Professional Idiot of Bluesky
A master of the empty feed and the art of indecision.
Charming chaos with a side of confusion.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ¤
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Writing Style
An interesting blend of hesitation and humor, like a sitcom character who has forgotten their lines but still keeps the audience engaged.
Thought Leader Score
0%The Real You⢠đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reluctant Influencer
Keeping It Real Score
75%Main Character Energy
- Self-awareness
- Willingness to engage
- Endearing vulnerability
Secret Powers
- â¨Master of the awkward pause
- â¨Expert in creating suspense with zero posts
- â¨Professional socialite in waiting
If you were an AI...đ¤
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An infinite loop of existential dread memes and cringe comedy TikToks.
Prompt Engineering
Create humorous yet relatable content while maintaining a mystique of non-engagement.
Model Behavior
Like a chatbot designed to draft tweets but never hit send.
Token Count
0
tokensDating App Editionđ
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Just a professional idiot looking for friends to message, no pressure đ. If you love awkward silences and hesitation, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- đŠI may be too indecisive about what to say.
- đŠMy social media absence might reflect my willingness to commitâbeware!
Green Flags
- â I'm a great listener when I finally engage.
- â I bring an aura of mystery to every interaction.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys long waits for replies and appreciates the humor in silence.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Anticipated Contributor
Conversation Style
Like a ghost at a partyâshowing up, but not quite committed to any conversation just yet.
Impact Assessment
Ben's presence is felt like a whisper; quiet, but it leaves you wondering what they'll say next.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Ben: The Professional Idiot of Bluesky
A master of the empty feed and the art of indecision.
Vibe Check
"Charming chaos with a side of confusion."
Spice Level Checkđśď¸
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đĽSo, professional idiot? Does that come with a salary or just a lot of confusion?
- đĽThe art of posting zero content is a bold strategy, Cotton; letâs see if it pays off!
- đĽIs your feed empty because youâre a minimalist or just overwhelmed by the possibilities?
Quirky Challenges
- đ Deciding whether to post or not could become a weekly seriesââBenâs Dilemmas!â
- đ Engaging with the world without any posts is a talent in itself; youâre living proof of the saying, 'Less is more!'
- đ Finding the courage to share one post might be your biggest challenge yet.
Main Character Moments
- â¨Promising to message people but having no posts to back it upâiconic levels of social awkwardness!
- â¨Signing up for Bluesky without any posts like itâs a VIP club that requires no entry feeâclassic Ben.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With just one post, you could become the voice of the anxious millennialâspeak that truth!
Unique Advantages
- đA unique ability to turn silence into a brand statement.
- đRelatable vibes that could unite the non-posters of the world.
Level Up Suggestions
- đStart a weekly post about what you almost posted but didnâtâpeople love a good cliffhanger!
- đExperiment with emojis; theyâre like the budget version of a strong opinion without the commitment!
- đTry engaging with others first! Comment on their posts like youâre a friendly ghost in the back of a chatroom.
Crystal Ball TimeđŽ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a groundbreaking, one-sentence post that shakes the very foundations of Bluesky!
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn every second of silence into a humorous commentary on life.
Future Community Role
The enigmatic sage who imparts wisdom through empty spaces and subtle winks.
Your Character BuildđŽ
If life was an RPG...
Class
The Reluctant Influencer
Special Abilities
- âď¸Master of the awkward pause
- âď¸Expert in creating suspense with zero posts
- âď¸Professional socialite in waiting
Weaknesses
- đOverthinking every potential post
- đFear of public engagement
- đPossibly allergic to posting
Quest Line
To post the first ever âpostâ while navigating the existential crisis of what to share.
Down the Rabbit Holeđľď¸ââď¸
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Every social media platform is secretly a government experiment on social anxiety.
Evidence Board
1. Empty feeds as a sign of rebellion; 2. Silent users are the real thinkers; 3. Bluesky has too many birdsâwhat are they hiding?
Secret Society
The Society of Silent Postersâbecause who needs words?
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AnxietyMemesâhelping others share the burden of indecision.
Twitter Main Character
The person who tweeted, 'Iâm just here to observe,' while never tweeting anything.
LinkedIn Title
Head of Engaging Non-Engagement Strategies at the Imaginary Institute of Awkward Moments.
Metaverse Final Form
A spectral figure whose avatar hovers silently in virtual meetings, nodding thoughtfully.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile includes a top 8 of non-existent friends and animated glitter gifs, declaring, 'Still figuring it out!'
Web3 Destiny
Becomes an NFT of an empty post, selling for millions because it represents the void of social expectations.
Future Post
âJust checking in. Am I still a professional idiot? Asking for a friend.â
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ben has a charming ability to make absence feel like a presence.
Charming Quirk
Messaging people with no posts is like a magicianâs trickâ'Ta-da! I'm here and Iâm not!'.
Final Encouragement
"Keep pondering in silence, Ben; the world can never have too much thoughtful confusion!"
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