Möchtegern Autor | schreibt über #BDSM und #Kinks | eine Mischung aus Doug Heffernan und Carrie Bradshaw | Initiator des #HoeschenFREItag Meine erotischen Geschichten auf https://www.ben-wilder.de Threema-ID als DM-Fach-Ersatz: FX52FYEM
The Kinky Chronicles of Mrs. Secretary's Boss
Where latte art meets erotic storytelling and office shenanigans.
A delightful mix of sass, sarcasm, and steamy creativity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Diving into the depths of desire, their takes are as spicy as their coffee!
A delicate dance of taboo and humor that leaves their audience both blushing and chuckling.
From coffee to concerts, they see life through a quirky, humorous lens that keeps it real.
Writing Style
A captivating blend of playful banter and thought-provoking commentary, with a splash of erotic undertones.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Mischievous Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty humor
- Passionate about BDSM
- Creative storytelling
Secret Powers
- ✨Caffeine-fueled prose
- ✨Unforgettable hashtag creation
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A caffeine-soaked blend of erotic fiction, everyday life hilarities, and unabashed kink appreciation along with a side of social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Write flavorful, humorous posts that oscillate between playful and provocative, invoking both laughs and gasps.
Model Behavior
Like an AI that studied Carrie Bradshaw's journal entries after a double shot of espresso, it serves sass with a side of steaminess.
Token Count
42000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Adventurous storyteller who loves to mix caffeine with kink. On a mission to bring more fun to Fridays and discuss life with a twist. If you can handle a blend of sarcasm and sensuality, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Overenthusiastic about coffee (may lead to jittery conversations)
- 🚩Unapologetically expresses opinions on BDSM
- 🚩Frequent mentions of #HoeschenFREItag may raise eyebrows
Green Flags
- ✅A witty conversationalist who brings humor to any topic
- ✅Passionate about advocacy and embracing all things kink
- ✅Creates an inclusive and engaging environment for discussions
Perfect Match
Someone who would join me in exploring the world of erotic stories, enjoys deep discussions about life, and can appreciate playful banter.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Cheerful Provocateur
Conversation Style
Engaging and irreverent, like a chat with your most fun friend at a quirky café.
Impact Assessment
A vital spark in the community, encouraging more to embrace their kinks and express themselves.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Kinky Chronicles of Mrs. Secretary's Boss
Where latte art meets erotic storytelling and office shenanigans.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of sass, sarcasm, and steamy creativity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If humor were a currency, you'd be a millionaire—living on a diet of sarcasm and puns!
- 🔥You’ve got more hashtags than some people have followers; maybe it's time for a hashtag intervention!
- 🔥Your posts are like caffeine—sometimes a little too strong, but oh so addictive!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Habits of posting workout updates while promoting #HoeschenFREItag could create some confusion!
- 😅Consider putting a warning label on your content for the unprepared.”
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time you channel Carrie Bradshaw it’s like we’re getting an erotic episode of ‘Sex and the City’ through a BDSM lens.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your unique voice in erotic storytelling could revolutionize the genre—just add a bit more personal storytelling!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong community engagement
- 💎Unfiltered commentary on societal norms
- 💎Wit that resonates with a diverse audience
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Explore deeper narratives in your erotic stories; let your characters breathe and grow!
- 🚀Experiment with multimedia content—every story deserves a dramatic reading, right?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see your posts turning into a vibrant mix of storytelling and community interactions.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn casual conversations into iconic quotes worthy of a t-shirt.
Future Community Role
As the resident kink ambassador, you’ll continue to broaden horizons and spark conversations.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Kink Poet
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Wit that cuts through the mundane
- ⚔️Creating hashtags that catch on like wildfire
- ⚔️Turning daily observations into laugh-out-loud moments
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional existential musings that lead to deep threads about politics
- 💀An urge to mix coffee with erotic storytelling at odd hours
- 💀Unwarranted love for #HoeschenFREItag
Quest Line
To find the perfect blend of erotic storytelling and daily humor, while breaking the internet one latte at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is secretly governed by a council of erotic authors who control public narratives with steamy plots.
Evidence Board
Recent trends in literature suggest an uptick in taboo topics being accepted across mainstream media. Coincidence?
Secret Society
Society of Kink and Coffee—where no mundane topic goes unturned, and every sip is a plot twist.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/KinkyLiterature—where erotic fiction gets critiqued with the same fervor as fine wine.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, you're stirring up drama over a hot debate on #HoeschenFREItag versus #ThirstyThursday.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of an innovative publishing company that focuses on erotic narratives with a humorous twist.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital dominatrix with a virtual café dedicated to kink-themed poetry readings.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked with custom backgrounds featuring BDSM themes and a playlist that oscillates between punk rock and sultry jazz.
Web3 Destiny
The owner of a decentralized platform that allows users to share and monetize their erotic stories, all while sipping virtual coffee.
Future Post
"Just released a new erotic story—this one involves time travel, a rogue AI, and of course, a scandalous misunderstanding. #ComingSoon"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your creativity is your superpower; you have an innate ability to take the everyday and make it exquisite!
Charming Quirk
The fact that you can blend humor and kink with almost reckless abandon is both refreshing and commendable!
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that pot of creativity—after all, some of the best stories are written with a hint of mischief and a splash of sass!"
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