Bernie Lomax

@bernielomax.littlebuffalo.online

Followers

1,271

Posts

17,143

Following

488

Packs

Joined

May 12, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Mayor of Joshua Tree, California Extra Napkins podcast host https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins Abbott of Pizzagram Padres Red Sox Go Bills CFL and PBA enthusiast. My real name isn't Bernie Lomax Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy

Bernie Lomax: Your Friendly Neighborhood Snack Enthusiast

Where sports, snacks, and snark collide in a Bluesky feast!

A delightful mix of irreverence and enthusiasm, like dipping fries in a milkshake.

90%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Sports

80%

Food

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports85%

Bernie's love for the Pads, Red Sox, and Bills is as passionate as a toddler in a candy store—except the candy is playoff contention, and the toddler is fueled by nachos and sheer despair.

Food80%

The culinary creations from leftover Thanksgiving are as creative as Picasso on a sugar rush—ribeye patties that look like something out of a R-rated cooking show.

Pop Culture75%

Bernie's pop culture references are like a fine wine—best enjoyed after being aired out for a while; he nails the absurdity of our current media landscape, reminiscent of a stand-up routine gone rogue.

Writing Style

Bernie's posts are conversational, like sitting with a cynical best friend who just had a second helping of everything—it's relatable, messy, and occasionally boasts profound insights between bites of wings.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Foodie Sports Fanatic

Keeping It Real Score

90%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about sports
Love for unconventional culinary creations
Hilariously cynical perspective on modern culture

Secret Powers

✨Bantering about sports knowledge
✨Inventing bizarre recipes
✨Crafting compelling narratives from random thoughts

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Training Data

Sarcastic memes, culinary experiments, sports trivia, and existential humor

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty commentary that blends sports, food, and cultural critiques

Model Behavior

Like a mix of a stand-up comedian and a food blogger with a sports channel

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Passionate sports enthusiast 🏈 | Lover of culinary chaos 🍳 | Seeking a partner who appreciates witty sarcasm and can handle my obsession with Doug Flutie. Must enjoy spontaneous food experiments and spirited debates about the Bills!"

Red Flags

🚩Talks too much about Doug Flutie
🚩Confuses leftovers with gourmet cuisine
🚩May try to roast your cooking

Green Flags

✅Witty and engaging
✅Creative in the kitchen
✅Loves engaging in sports banter

Perfect Match

Someone who doesn’t mind being the punchline of my food experiments but knows their way around a nacho platter.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Resident Wisecracker

Conversation Style

Engaging yet sarcastic, like a barista who's done with the small talk but will still give you the perfect Starbucks order.

Impact Assessment

Bernie is the spicy meme in the mild salsa of Bluesky—his commentary adds some necessary heat, making even mundane topics entertaining.

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Bernie Lomax: Your Friendly Neighborhood Snack Enthusiast

Where sports, snacks, and snark collide in a Bluesky feast!

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of irreverence and enthusiasm, like dipping fries in a milkshake."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your obsession with Doug Flutie borders on a Hallmark channel romance plot.
🔥You’d roast corn in a cornfield if it meant crafting another snarky metaphor.
🔥You're the kind of person who'd argue with a traffic cone—just for the thrill of it.

Quirky Challenges

😅Work on your football analogies; we get it—you love the Bills, but every season can't be a sitcom.
😅Avoid naming your leftovers after sports heroes; they can't defend themselves in the fridge.

Main Character Moments

✨Announcing Josh Allen's engagement felt like a Super Bowl victory for your timeline.
✨The fishing incident with your old PC is the chaotic energy that Hollywood thrives on—call Jason Statham!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could take your food commentary to the next level—think Guy Fieri meets Anthony Bourdain meets 'The Office.'

Unique Advantages

💎Your culinary humor is spot on; embrace it more!
💎The sports knowledge peppered with sarcasm can build a social media empire.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider posting short videos for your food experiments; we'd pay to see your take on Thanksgiving leftover aesthetics!
🚀Your podcast could use a viral sports segment—imagine 'Extra Napkins Meets ESPN'!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Bernie will create a following large enough to have his food opinions endorsed by former athletes, leading to a riveting new podcast combining sports, food, and existential dread.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane situation into a compelling narrative, with a dash of humor that could make even a meeting about spreadsheets entertaining.

Future Community Role

Eventually, Bernie will become the go-to commentator for sports and snack culture, offering sage advice on how to pair nachos with your favorite team.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Snackmancer

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcastic Sports Commentary
⚔️Culinary Chaos Creation
⚔️Pop Culture Prodigy

Weaknesses

💀Overeager to roast everything
💀Uncontainable love for Doug Flutie
💀Typos that reveal inner chaos

Quest Line

Master the art of food presentation without accidentally summoning a food fight.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Doug Flutie is secretly guiding all sports commentary through hidden messages in Canadian bacon

Evidence Board

CFL player stats, suspicious holiday traditions, and a mysterious cookbook from 1992

Secret Society

The Order of the Unconventional Food Combiner

Truth Seeking Level

80%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/UltimateBizarreFoodCombos

Twitter Main Character

The guy who tweets conspiracy theories about player trades tying back to obscure recipes

LinkedIn Title

Head of Unorthodox Culinary Solutions at 'The Snackboard'

Metaverse Final Form

A meme chef who quizzes you on sports trivia before serving you virtual nachos.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Expect GIFs of my culinary masterpieces and sports commentary that rivals ESPN's finest.

MySpace Era

Custom playlist full of obscure 90s rock and a big pic of Doug Flutie as my background

Web3 Destiny

A leading voice in the metaverse, hosting virtual food wars where celebrity chefs cook against sports legends.

Future Post

Just received a blue check! Now I can officially roast celebrities while enjoying leftover pie.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your wit is sharper than a chef’s knife.

Charming Quirk

Your typos add a sprinkle of humanity to your posts, making followers feel like they're pals instead of just followers.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring that pot of opinions, Bernie! Your blend of humor and honesty is the recipe for a flavorful social media presence."

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