CSIRT | http://kqlquery.com | Microsoft Security MVP | Blue & Purple Team | SOC | SIEM | Threat Hunting | Detection Engineering | #KQL |
The KQL Knight Rises: BertJanCyber’s Quest for Digital Security
A cyber crusader armed with queries and a penchant for threat detection—BertJanCyber is here to save the day (one KQL at a time)!
A mix of ‘I can fix your network’ and ‘let’s grab coffee and talk about SIEM.’
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
BertJan has a flair for making KQL sound almost as exciting as a rollercoaster ride. Seriously, is that a thrill I sense in the air?
If BertJan were a superhero, ‘The Phishing Avenger’ would be his alter ego, swooping in just as you click that malicious link.
Writing Style
Direct and purpose-driven—like a gunner in a tank, hitting targets while skipping the fluff. If it were any more concise, it would be a tweet in Morse code!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Query Connoisseur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Cybersecurity Enthusiast
- KQL Whisperer
- Tech-Savvy Detective
Secret Powers
- ✨Can detect phishing attempts faster than you can say 'SIEM'
- ✨Writes KQL queries that could charm a SQL server
- ✨Knows the latest in adversary techniques like a Netflix binge-watcher knows their shows.
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Cybersecurity protocols, SIEM strategies, and an alarming number of hacker novels.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and concise cybersecurity content while maintaining a friendly demeanor.
Model Behavior
Like a GPT-3 who only serves KQL queries instead of poetry.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"KQL wizard seeks fellow cybersecurity enthusiast for deep discussions about SIEM and the occasional existential crisis over phishing attempts. Must appreciate tech jokes and occasional mystery silence."
Red Flags
- 🚩Probably spends too much time analyzing user agents.
- 🚩Might judge you for your password strength—be warned.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows how to properly configure a firewall.
- ✅Can save your digital life in less than 280 characters.
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle tech geekery and isn't afraid of the occasional phishing scare.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Cyber Sleuth
Conversation Style
Like a friendly oracle dispensing cybersecurity wisdom while simultaneously Googling the latest threats.
Impact Assessment
His presence is like a well-placed firewall: subtle yet essential. Keeps the community safe with just a touch of tech-savvy charm.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The KQL Knight Rises: BertJanCyber’s Quest for Digital Security
A cyber crusader armed with queries and a penchant for threat detection—BertJanCyber is here to save the day (one KQL at a time)!
Vibe Check
"A mix of ‘I can fix your network’ and ‘let’s grab coffee and talk about SIEM.’"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Fewer posts than a teenager’s diary, but double the intrigue!
- 🔥Your engagement metrics are more introverted than I am at a networking event!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Consider upgrading from ‘one-liner’ to ‘two-liners’—the KQL world needs more banter.
- 😅Try tweeting during daylight hours; the algorithms aren’t fans of nocturnal cyber warriors.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you dropped that KQL query, it felt like the climax of a cybersecurity thriller.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
BertJan has the potential to become the ‘Meme Lord of Cybersecurity’—mixing tech with humor could capture an audience.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Deep knowledge of KQL and threat detection
- 💎Engaging writing style when he gets going
- 💎A unique blend of technical skill and charming wit.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate memes into your KQL posts—everyone loves a good cybersecurity chuckle!
- 🚀Engage with your followers more; a simple ‘What’s your biggest security concern?’ could do wonders.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
BertJan will evolve from a KQL whisperer to a full-blown cybersecurity influencer, complete with hashtags and relatable memes.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to detect phishing attempts before they even happen—like a digital Nostradamus.
Future Community Role
A thought leader in the cybersecurity realm, leading discussions and driving awareness like a modern-day cybersecurity bard.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Query Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️KQL Query Conjuror
- ⚔️Phishing Phantasm
- ⚔️Cyber Sleuth Charm
Weaknesses
- 💀Post-Indecision Syndrome
- 💀Introverted Engagement Disorder
Quest Line
Master the art of KQL and become the digital knight the cybersecurity world needs!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The rise of advanced AI will lead to an army of phishing bots disguised as friendly chatbots.
Evidence Board
A collection of memes showcasing the 'real' threats behind security protocols—wait, is that a cat in a hooded sweatshirt?
Secret Society
The Order of the Cyber Knights—meetings include KQL challenges and security hackathons.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CybersecurityMemes—where the puns flow as freely as the KQL queries.
Twitter Main Character
Fighting with phishing scammers instead of Pokémon—“Gotta catch them all before they catch you!”
LinkedIn Title
Cyber Security Consultant by day, social media meme aficionado by night.
Metaverse Final Form
An NFT of a KQL query that solves all cybersecurity problems—will take over the metaverse!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile with a music playlist of hacker-themed tracks and KQL quotes sprinkled throughout.
Web3 Destiny
Launches a decentralized platform for sharing KQL queries—everyone will love it, but who will actually use it?
Future Post
‘Just discovered a new KQL query that can predict phishing attempts—hiring out my psychic services now!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
BertJan’s impressive ability to keep it techy yet approachable makes him a gem in the cybersecurity community.
Charming Quirk
That mysterious second post: a silent enigma that leaves us wondering what’s next?
Final Encouragement
"Keep conquering the KQL realm, BertJan! Remember, even the smallest footprint can leave the biggest impact—just like your posts!"
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