BertJanCyber

@bertjancyber.bsky.social

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Dec 2, 2024

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

The KQL Knight Rises: BertJanCyber’s Quest for Digital Security

A cyber crusader armed with queries and a penchant for threat detection—BertJanCyber is here to save the day (one KQL at a time)!

A mix of ‘I can fix your network’ and ‘let’s grab coffee and talk about SIEM.’

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

KQL Queries

80%

Phishing Strategies

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

KQL Queries90%

BertJan has a flair for making KQL sound almost as exciting as a rollercoaster ride. Seriously, is that a thrill I sense in the air?

Phishing Strategies80%

If BertJan were a superhero, ‘The Phishing Avenger’ would be his alter ego, swooping in just as you click that malicious link.

Writing Style

Direct and purpose-driven—like a gunner in a tank, hitting targets while skipping the fluff. If it were any more concise, it would be a tweet in Morse code!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Query Connoisseur

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cybersecurity Enthusiast
KQL Whisperer
Tech-Savvy Detective

Secret Powers

✨Can detect phishing attempts faster than you can say 'SIEM'
✨Writes KQL queries that could charm a SQL server
✨Knows the latest in adversary techniques like a Netflix binge-watcher knows their shows.

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cybersecurity protocols, SIEM strategies, and an alarming number of hacker novels.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful and concise cybersecurity content while maintaining a friendly demeanor.

Model Behavior

Like a GPT-3 who only serves KQL queries instead of poetry.

Token Count

256

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"KQL wizard seeks fellow cybersecurity enthusiast for deep discussions about SIEM and the occasional existential crisis over phishing attempts. Must appreciate tech jokes and occasional mystery silence."

Red Flags

🚩Probably spends too much time analyzing user agents.
🚩Might judge you for your password strength—be warned.

Green Flags

✅Knows how to properly configure a firewall.
✅Can save your digital life in less than 280 characters.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle tech geekery and isn't afraid of the occasional phishing scare.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Cyber Sleuth

Conversation Style

Like a friendly oracle dispensing cybersecurity wisdom while simultaneously Googling the latest threats.

Impact Assessment

His presence is like a well-placed firewall: subtle yet essential. Keeps the community safe with just a touch of tech-savvy charm.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The KQL Knight Rises: BertJanCyber’s Quest for Digital Security

A cyber crusader armed with queries and a penchant for threat detection—BertJanCyber is here to save the day (one KQL at a time)!

Vibe Check

"A mix of ‘I can fix your network’ and ‘let’s grab coffee and talk about SIEM.’"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Fewer posts than a teenager’s diary, but double the intrigue!
🔥Your engagement metrics are more introverted than I am at a networking event!

Quirky Challenges

😅Consider upgrading from ‘one-liner’ to ‘two-liners’—the KQL world needs more banter.
😅Try tweeting during daylight hours; the algorithms aren’t fans of nocturnal cyber warriors.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped that KQL query, it felt like the climax of a cybersecurity thriller.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

BertJan has the potential to become the ‘Meme Lord of Cybersecurity’—mixing tech with humor could capture an audience.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep knowledge of KQL and threat detection
💎Engaging writing style when he gets going
💎A unique blend of technical skill and charming wit.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Incorporate memes into your KQL posts—everyone loves a good cybersecurity chuckle!
🚀Engage with your followers more; a simple ‘What’s your biggest security concern?’ could do wonders.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

BertJan will evolve from a KQL whisperer to a full-blown cybersecurity influencer, complete with hashtags and relatable memes.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to detect phishing attempts before they even happen—like a digital Nostradamus.

Future Community Role

A thought leader in the cybersecurity realm, leading discussions and driving awareness like a modern-day cybersecurity bard.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Query Wizard

Special Abilities

⚔️KQL Query Conjuror
⚔️Phishing Phantasm
⚔️Cyber Sleuth Charm

Weaknesses

💀Post-Indecision Syndrome
💀Introverted Engagement Disorder

Quest Line

Master the art of KQL and become the digital knight the cybersecurity world needs!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The rise of advanced AI will lead to an army of phishing bots disguised as friendly chatbots.

Evidence Board

A collection of memes showcasing the 'real' threats behind security protocols—wait, is that a cat in a hooded sweatshirt?

Secret Society

The Order of the Cyber Knights—meetings include KQL challenges and security hackathons.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CybersecurityMemes—where the puns flow as freely as the KQL queries.

Twitter Main Character

Fighting with phishing scammers instead of Pokémon—“Gotta catch them all before they catch you!”

LinkedIn Title

Cyber Security Consultant by day, social media meme aficionado by night.

Metaverse Final Form

An NFT of a KQL query that solves all cybersecurity problems—will take over the metaverse!

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decorated in neon colors that details how to 'Avoid Scammers: A Guide by BertJan'.

MySpace Era

Customized profile with a music playlist of hacker-themed tracks and KQL quotes sprinkled throughout.

Web3 Destiny

Launches a decentralized platform for sharing KQL queries—everyone will love it, but who will actually use it?

Future Post

‘Just discovered a new KQL query that can predict phishing attempts—hiring out my psychic services now!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

BertJan’s impressive ability to keep it techy yet approachable makes him a gem in the cybersecurity community.

Charming Quirk

That mysterious second post: a silent enigma that leaves us wondering what’s next?

Final Encouragement

"Keep conquering the KQL realm, BertJan! Remember, even the smallest footprint can leave the biggest impact—just like your posts!"

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