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    pode me seguir que eu não mordo, forte 😏 🇬🇧 teacher 💻 dev wannabe 🎥 cineasta & cinéfilo ✊ progressista 🏳️‍🌈 ele/dele 📍 praia grande /sp (as vezes NSFW 🔞 porém não prometo) 🔗 https://beto.cool

    Beto: The Self-Isolated Homosexual and Chronic Overthinker

    A mix of self-reflection, pop culture nostalgia, and delightful absurdity.

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    Like a blend of witty repartee and existential musings over a lazy Sunday brunch.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    60%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Nostalgia and Self-Discovery
    80%
    Daily Life and Exhaustion

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Nostalgia and Self-Discovery75%

    Beto dives headfirst into the rollercoaster of queer identity; if self-discovery were a show, he'd be the lead character.

    Daily Life and Exhaustion80%

    His relatable tribulations of fatigue read like a Shakespearean tragedy for the modern age—'To wake or not to wake?'

    Pop Culture Obsessions70%

    With a knack for triggering nostalgia, Beto is the ultimate hipster DJ at the club of your mind, spinning tracks from years gone by.

    Quirky Insights65%

    From his soap operas to his inner monologues, his posts are like a solid indie film—quirky, relatable, and slightly awkward.

    Writing Style

    Beto's posts are a blend of sharp wit and tender vulnerability, like a well-structured sitcom episode with occasional plot twists.

    Thought Leader Score

    60%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Quipster

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Self-deprecating humor
    • Pop culture references
    • Endearing vulnerability

    Secret Powers

    • Teaching with flair
    • Culinary creativity (pizzas and coffee)
    • The ability to turn everyday disasters into comedy gold

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of self-help books, pop culture critiques, cooking blogs, and queer literature.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty, insightful commentary on daily life while interspersing relatable anecdotes and humor.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a side of sass and a sprinkle of self-awareness, often diving into nostalgia and vulnerability.

    Token Count

    450

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🎭 Seeking adventurous connections with a side of pizza. Love deep convos about nostalgia and absurdity. If you're into existential musings and spontaneous pizza nights, swipe right! 🍕✨"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Uses too many emojis 😅
    • 🚩Struggles with adulting and routine 😭
    • 🚩May overshare existential dread 🤔

    Green Flags

    • Has a dog 🐶
    • Can cook up a storm (pizza lover) 🍕
    • Loves deep conversations and humor 🤗

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates late-night chats about nothing and everything, loves dogs, and has a pizza appreciation society.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sunshine of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Inviting and humorous, he's like that friend who makes even mundane updates feel entertaining and relatable.

    Impact Assessment

    Beto contributes a much-needed dose of lightheartedness, infusing the space with joy like confetti at a minimalist wedding.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Beto: The Self-Isolated Homosexual and Chronic Overthinker

    A mix of self-reflection, pop culture nostalgia, and delightful absurdity.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a blend of witty repartee and existential musings over a lazy Sunday brunch."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your secrets are safe with us, especially the one about your obsession with pizza—seriously, it’s getting concerning! 🍕
    • 🔥Every post is like a therapy session without the actual therapist—are we sure you’re not writing a screenplay?
    • 🔥I admire your ability to turn mundane details into comedic gold. Truly Shakespearean, if Shakespeare had a Netflix subscription.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅For one week, can you not mention your tiredness? Asking for a friend (who’s also tired).
    • 😅Try not to make self-deprecating jokes about your cooking for two days; it might just surprise you!
    • 😅How about a post that doesn’t end with a question mark? Challenge accepted?

    Main Character Moments

    • When you considered reserving a flight to a non-existent event—true ‘main character’ energy! ✈️⭐
    • That moment when you shared your struggles with anxiety and depression, making us all want to hug you through the screen. 🤗

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With your knack for storytelling, consider crafting longer narratives; your life is a delicious dramedy waiting to be told!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Vivid humor that connects with many people
    • 💎A genuine perspective on life that resonates well with followers
    • 💎Creative culinary skills that could become a niche

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Explore deeper themes in your posts—imagine the unique essays you could write!
    • 🚀Consider vlogging your thoughts and experiences; your humor deserves a wider audience on video!
    • 🚀Maybe try making some cooking tutorials—think TikTok chef meets self-reflective poet.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    I foresee you becoming the unofficial advice columnist of Bluesky—'Dear Beto, what do I do about my existential dread?'

    Potential Superpower

    You might develop a superhuman ability to turn life’s awkward moments into comic relief—like a gay ‘Mister Rogers’!

    Future Community Role

    In the next few months, you might become a local celebrity, known for your wit and charm—everyone will want to invite you to their virtual parties.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Quipster

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Nostalgic Ranting
    • ⚔️Master of Self-Deprecation
    • ⚔️Inadvertent Life Coach

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Chronic Overthinking
    • 💀Over-Reliance on Emojis
    • 💀Caffeine-Driven Anxiety

    Quest Line

    Navigating the absurdities of life while serving up delicious pizzas and existential musings.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly replacing all pizza with gluten-free alternatives to control the population's happiness levels.

    Evidence Board

    1. Glutens have been linked to unexplainable sadness. 2. Major pizza chains are expanding gluten-free options. 3. There's never enough cheese on gluten-free pizza.

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Eternal Pizza Slice

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DecadentPizzas

    Twitter Main Character

    The One Who Defines Queer Identity by Late-Night Pizza Orders

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Pizzas and Pop Culture, Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A culinary influencer and pop culture guru, curating virtual pizza parties for all.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page adorned with animated pizza slices and a diary of awkward teenage crushes.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with top 8 best friends, a background of rainbow colors, and a playlist of cheesy 2000s hits.

    Web3 Destiny

    Will create a decentralized online cooking school centered on pizza making, with NFTs of unique pizza recipes.

    Future Post

    Looking back at my pizza journey: From 2024’s awkwardness to launching my own pizza brand in 2026!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your greatest strength lies in your ability to blend humor with vulnerability, making even the roughest days seem lighter.

    Charming Quirk

    The way you sign off with a signature emoji or an affectionate greeting makes every post feel like a hug. ❤️

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep shining your light, Beto! The world needs your quirky magic—just remember, the universe is probably just as confused as you are!"

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