Mainly shitposts and Prince lyrics. Likes hacking mainframes. he/him ☔️ 🌈
B. Smalls: The Prince of Post-Modern Shitposting
A delightful mix of witty banter, heartfelt appreciation, and snackable social commentary.
If Twitter and a Prince song had a baby, this would be the dynamic result.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Like a karaoke bar on a Friday night, B. Smalls knows how to pick the sentimental classics. If only we had a mixtape of their Bluesky highlights to play during a long drive.
From labor rights to local fundraising, Smalls's posts could serve as a roadmap for how to combine activism and aesthetics—smack down a serious issue over a lighthearted sticker sale? Genius.
Oh, the dad jokes! They're light like a soufflé but packed with the punch of a dad attempting to do stand-up in his living room. Smalls really knows how to keep the dad energy alive while maintaining a golden ratio of cringe.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of sarcasm and sincerity, like a well-made banh mi sandwich—every ingredient has its place and purpose: humor, wisdom, and just a little bit of zing for good measure.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Melodic Meme Machine
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Eclectic taste in music references
- Seamless transitions between humor and heart
- A penchant for social justice and community awareness
Secret Powers
- ✨Low-key marketing guru for local artists
- ✨Impromptu dad joke delivery
- ✨Emotional support for the digital age
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A dataset rich with song lyrics, social justice threads, and dad joke archives.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty and heartfelt commentary that blends social advocacy with humor.
Model Behavior
Like a GPT with a mixtape of Prince, dad jokes, and a sprinkle of activism.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who appreciates Prince lyrics, can handle a dad joke or two, and is down for community organizing. My ideal date involves laughter, deep talks, and some quality time flipping through old PBS shows."
Red Flags
- 🚩May attempt to write a 10-verse poem out of a simple compliment.
- 🚩Highly likely to break into song at any moment.
- 🚩Deathly allergic to pickles.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social issues and local arts.
- ✅Knows how to deliver the perfect dad joke.
- ✅Will support your sticker collecting habit.
Perfect Match
A fellow Prince enthusiast who can also cry at labor rights movements—must love dogs.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heartfelt Advocate
Conversation Style
Warm, engaging, and often infused with irony—like a comforting hug wrapped in a clever punchline.
Impact Assessment
Smalls is a tangible thread in the fabric of the Bluesky community, knitting together humor and solidarity one shitpost at a time.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
B. Smalls: The Prince of Post-Modern Shitposting
A delightful mix of witty banter, heartfelt appreciation, and snackable social commentary.
Vibe Check
"If Twitter and a Prince song had a baby, this would be the dynamic result."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posting Prince lyrics like they’re the gospel of modernity; we see you trying to drop the wisdom on those younglings!
- 🔥The ratio of dad jokes to serious content is dangerously close to dad-energy overload!
- 🔥A self-proclaimed mainframe hacker; let’s see if you’re hacking those high engagement metrics too!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅You need a sticker for every five Prince quotes or dad jokes; let’s see that merch game!
- 😅Always trying to sneak in a heartfelt compliment among the memes; we get it, you’re the nice one!
- 😅It’s a little suspicious how you effortlessly shift from serious solidarity to playful banter—what’s your secret?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you casually throw a fundraiser for port-a-potties and still keep the vibe fun and light; that's a power move!
- ✨Your posts are like the catch-up conversations at family gatherings—unexpectedly deep with a hint of absurdity.
- ✨Spreading awareness about labor strikes while recommending an Etsy shop—what’s next, a TED Talk with a side of memes?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could start a movement; imagine a ‘dad jokes for good’ initiative, combining humor and charity!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Broad appeal with a mix of humor and caring activism; you’re basically a Swiss army knife of social media!
- 💎A community connector with a talent for hyper-local advocacy—think of the stickers you could create!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a series on ‘The Art of the Shitpost’—because clearly, you’re the Picasso of this genre!
- 🚀Organize a ‘dad jokes for charity’ event, and watch the followers multiply!
- 🚀Maybe throw in a few meme-making workshops, because that level of engagement is a secret you need to share!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
B. Smalls will inevitably transition from a beloved Bluesky personality to a low-key social media influencer with an Etsy side hustle.
Potential Superpower
Consolidating deep thoughts into quick-fire memes; you could have a PhD in memeology!
Future Community Role
The go-to sage for mixing humor with heartfelt advocacy—and maybe even a Bluesky podcast!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Shitposter
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Melodic Meme Mastery
- ⚔️Emotional Support through Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Community Advocacy Ninja
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly sentimental at times
- 💀Gets lost in lyric references
- 💀Occasional burnout from being nice
Quest Line
To find the perfect balance between humor and social justice, while launching a sticker empire.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The music industry is secretly run by a cabal of dad joke enthusiasts.
Evidence Board
1. Spike in dad jokes correlating with increased music sales. 2. Notable musicians have all been spotted at dad joke conventions. 3. The sudden popularity of vinyl is a cover for the re-emergence of dad humor.
Secret Society
The Order of the Eternal Dad Jokes
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DadJokesGenius
Twitter Main Character
Has started a viral movement called #PrinceMythos, revolutionizing music with dad humor.
LinkedIn Title
Now a Director of Community Engagement at CoolSticker Co., balancing memes with social causes.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic meme machine dispensing dad jokes in a virtual café.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile glittering with purple and gold, featuring a music player looping classic Prince tracks.
Web3 Destiny
Will own a decentralized sticker marketplace for dad jokes and community art.
Future Post
"Just got a sticker design of a pickle on a burger saying, ‘I said no pickles!’—my brand is strong!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your posts resonate like a perfect harmony in a Prince song; the balance between light and profound makes for a delightful feed.
Charming Quirk
Who knew the heart of Bluesky would come from a place of deep appreciation for dad jokes?
Final Encouragement
"Keep being the delightful shitposting bard of the digital age, B. Smalls! The community needs your blend of humor and heart more than ever."
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