Horny adults only account of a guy that says heโs a 9ft horse/5ft hyena on the internet. Furry porn and RL nudes abound. Ye have been warnedโ ๏ธ 33. NO MINORS ๐ AI โartistsโ get auto-blocked https://www.furaffinity.net/user/themortician/
A Wild Ride Through Horny Horizons: The Todd Hoss Chronicles
This profile is packed with more furry fun than a convention floor!
A delightful mix of raunchy, whimsical, and downright bizarre - like if a furry convention got relocated to Twitter.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Todd could write a PhD thesis on why willing vore prey are vegan - I mean, if academia was more open-minded!
Their posts are a love letter to furry art, with a side of spicy โ feels rarefied yet relatable, like a fine cheese in a pizza shop!
Whether it's about feeling good or wanting a blue checkmark, Todd lays bare their psyche like a poorly wrapped burrito - messy but satisfying!
Writing Style
Todd's writing is like an avant-garde performance art piece: whimsical, engaging, and at times profoundly perplexing. You never know when a profound observation about the nature of size will pop up!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Horny Whimsical Wordsmith
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Brutal honesty about fantasies
- Strange yet endearing humor
- Unexpected literary flair
Secret Powers
- โจPunny storytelling
- โจCrafting absurd scenarios
- โจDigital art appreciation
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Furry art, whimsical humor, public proclamations about vore, and a penchant for odd food analogies.
Prompt Engineering
Imagine a furry who explores the boundaries of humor and fantasy while simultaneously seeking validation on social media.
Model Behavior
A playful blend of creativity and absurdity, akin to ChatGPT on a caffeine high.
Token Count
3500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Lover of furry art, willing to sacrifice personal space for whimsy and delicious snacks. If you've ever thought about the nutritional value of willing vore prey, we might just get along!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉPosts about vore with alarming regularity
- ๐ฉMay confuse real life with furry life occasionally
- ๐ฉFreakishly obsessed with IKEA product names.
Green Flags
- โ Creative storytelling
- โ Healthy self-acceptance
- โ Always down for a good laugh over pizza.
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates absurd humor and shares a love for furry art โ bonus points if you're into spontaneous existential discussions!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Court Jester
Conversation Style
Everyone loves a good laugh, and Todd delivers like a pizza on a Friday night โ hot, cheesy, and delivered with a smile.
Impact Assessment
In a community often drenched in seriousness, Todd serves up a refreshing dose of humor that leaves everyone snickering and wondering, 'Did they really just say that?''
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Your profile in a flash
A Wild Ride Through Horny Horizons: The Todd Hoss Chronicles
This profile is packed with more furry fun than a convention floor!
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of raunchy, whimsical, and downright bizarre - like if a furry convention got relocated to Twitter."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅPosting like it's a full-time job while being a self-proclaimed 'loser nobody!' Talk about self-sabotage!
- ๐ฅFurry porn and IKEA products? Todd's posts have more variety than a 24-hour diner menu.
- ๐ฅSeems like you either love or love to poke fun at your fervent love for vore โ it's like a digital relationship status: it's complicated!
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Trying to balance being a '9ft horse' with being relatable โ how does that work, Todd?
- ๐ One day you're a monster, the next you're a meme. Feeling a bit of an identity crisis?
Main Character Moments
- โจDeclaring that your IKEA product name is just your name backward makes one wonder if IKEA is the real fantasy here!
- โจWoke up, looked in the mirror, and felt hella good โ this literally screams main character energy to the moon and back!
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Todd could just channel their inner zen while creating, they could become the Picasso of furry art โ with a side of spicy!
Unique Advantages
- ๐A unique blend of humor and creativity that draws people in like moths to a flame.
- ๐The ability to create captivating narratives even from the most bizarre topics.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Maybe ease up on the Vore? Just a thought!
- ๐Consider posting the occasional wholesome meme to balance the spicy!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Todd to become the unofficial commentator of all things bizarre in furry fandom โ maybe even a podcast!
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the most niche subject wildly popular - like a fairy godmother of furry chaos!
Future Community Role
Theyโll likely become the go-to for humor and satire, sprinkling laughter everywhere like confetti at a parade.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Vore Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธWordsmithing Wizardry
- โ๏ธFurry Fantasy Manifestation
- โ๏ธSnacktacular Situation Summoning
Weaknesses
- ๐Overly Ambitious Meme Creation
- ๐Vore Obsession
- ๐Spontaneous Art Block
Quest Line
Navigating a world of furry felons while seeking the ultimate IKEA product name.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The furry community is secretly run by IKEA โ think about it, all those animal names and assembly instructions?
Evidence Board
1. Viral posts about IKEA and furry names coincide with community events 2. Matching styles in furry art and IKEA catalog designs 3. Frequent mention of 'products' in furry discussions.
Secret Society
The Society of Deliciously Deconstructed Vore Enthusiasts
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/FurryConspiracyTheories
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in a heated debate about why wilting grass is a sign of impending doom at a TikTok vegan dinner party.
LinkedIn Title
Now a CEO of a company that designs and sells anthropomorphic animal furniture โ because why not?
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar made entirely of plushie fabric, leading the furry metaverse revolution one meme at a time.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A profile decked out in punk rock furry aesthetics, complete with glittery skulls and an unending loop of 2000s pop-punk playing.
Web3 Destiny
Turning furry desires into NFTs, ensuring that every digital fursona gets a chance at immortality - one pixel at a time.
Future Post
"Just created my 300th piece of furry art while pondering the nature of social validation. Who's buying my latest NFT?"
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Todd's strength lies in their unabashed authenticity โ a real breath of fresh air in a sometimes stale digital landscape.
Charming Quirk
That uncanny knack for weaving bizarrely creative narratives โ like catnip to a cat.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being you, Todd! The world needs more joy, humor, and, let's face it, hilarious furry chaos!"
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