Horny adults only account of a guy that says he’s a 9ft horse/5ft hyena on the internet. Furry porn and RL nudes abound. Ye have been warned☠️ 33. NO MINORS 🔞 AI “artists” get auto-blocked https://www.furaffinity.net/user/themortician/
This profile is packed with more furry fun than a convention floor!
A delightful mix of raunchy, whimsical, and downright bizarre - like if a furry convention got relocated to Twitter.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Todd could write a PhD thesis on why willing vore prey are vegan - I mean, if academia was more open-minded!
Their posts are a love letter to furry art, with a side of spicy – feels rarefied yet relatable, like a fine cheese in a pizza shop!
Whether it's about feeling good or wanting a blue checkmark, Todd lays bare their psyche like a poorly wrapped burrito - messy but satisfying!
Todd's writing is like an avant-garde performance art piece: whimsical, engaging, and at times profoundly perplexing. You never know when a profound observation about the nature of size will pop up!
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The Horny Whimsical Wordsmith
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Furry art, whimsical humor, public proclamations about vore, and a penchant for odd food analogies.
Imagine a furry who explores the boundaries of humor and fantasy while simultaneously seeking validation on social media.
A playful blend of creativity and absurdity, akin to ChatGPT on a caffeine high.
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"Lover of furry art, willing to sacrifice personal space for whimsy and delicious snacks. If you've ever thought about the nutritional value of willing vore prey, we might just get along!"
Someone who appreciates absurd humor and shares a love for furry art – bonus points if you're into spontaneous existential discussions!
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The Quirky Court Jester
Everyone loves a good laugh, and Todd delivers like a pizza on a Friday night – hot, cheesy, and delivered with a smile.
In a community often drenched in seriousness, Todd serves up a refreshing dose of humor that leaves everyone snickering and wondering, 'Did they really just say that?''
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This profile is packed with more furry fun than a convention floor!
"A delightful mix of raunchy, whimsical, and downright bizarre - like if a furry convention got relocated to Twitter."
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Your character progression
If Todd could just channel their inner zen while creating, they could become the Picasso of furry art – with a side of spicy!
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Expect Todd to become the unofficial commentator of all things bizarre in furry fandom – maybe even a podcast!
The ability to make even the most niche subject wildly popular - like a fairy godmother of furry chaos!
They’ll likely become the go-to for humor and satire, sprinkling laughter everywhere like confetti at a parade.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Vore Sorcerer
Navigating a world of furry felons while seeking the ultimate IKEA product name.
Your conspiracy detector
The furry community is secretly run by IKEA – think about it, all those animal names and assembly instructions?
1. Viral posts about IKEA and furry names coincide with community events 2. Matching styles in furry art and IKEA catalog designs 3. Frequent mention of 'products' in furry discussions.
The Society of Deliciously Deconstructed Vore Enthusiasts
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r/r/FurryConspiracyTheories
Engaged in a heated debate about why wilting grass is a sign of impending doom at a TikTok vegan dinner party.
Now a CEO of a company that designs and sells anthropomorphic animal furniture – because why not?
An avatar made entirely of plushie fabric, leading the furry metaverse revolution one meme at a time.
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Your digital time warp
A profile decked out in punk rock furry aesthetics, complete with glittery skulls and an unending loop of 2000s pop-punk playing.
Turning furry desires into NFTs, ensuring that every digital fursona gets a chance at immortality - one pixel at a time.
"Just created my 300th piece of furry art while pondering the nature of social validation. Who's buying my latest NFT?"
Wrapping up your story
Todd's strength lies in their unabashed authenticity – a real breath of fresh air in a sometimes stale digital landscape.
That uncanny knack for weaving bizarrely creative narratives – like catnip to a cat.
"Keep being you, Todd! The world needs more joy, humor, and, let's face it, hilarious furry chaos!"
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