Todd Hoss

@bighossjock.bsky.social

Followers

889

Posts

3,429

Following

810

Packs

Joined

Aug 4, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Horny adults only account of a guy that says he’s a 9ft horse/5ft hyena on the internet. Furry porn and RL nudes abound. Ye have been warned☠️ 33. NO MINORS 🔞 AI “artists” get auto-blocked https://www.furaffinity.net/user/themortician/

A Wild Ride Through Horny Horizons: The Todd Hoss Chronicles

This profile is packed with more furry fun than a convention floor!

A delightful mix of raunchy, whimsical, and downright bizarre - like if a furry convention got relocated to Twitter.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Vore Humor

75%

Furry Art

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Vore Humor90%

Todd could write a PhD thesis on why willing vore prey are vegan - I mean, if academia was more open-minded!

Furry Art75%

Their posts are a love letter to furry art, with a side of spicy – feels rarefied yet relatable, like a fine cheese in a pizza shop!

Self-Expression80%

Whether it's about feeling good or wanting a blue checkmark, Todd lays bare their psyche like a poorly wrapped burrito - messy but satisfying!

Writing Style

Todd's writing is like an avant-garde performance art piece: whimsical, engaging, and at times profoundly perplexing. You never know when a profound observation about the nature of size will pop up!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Horny Whimsical Wordsmith

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Brutal honesty about fantasies
Strange yet endearing humor
Unexpected literary flair

Secret Powers

✨Punny storytelling
✨Crafting absurd scenarios
✨Digital art appreciation

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Furry art, whimsical humor, public proclamations about vore, and a penchant for odd food analogies.

Prompt Engineering

Imagine a furry who explores the boundaries of humor and fantasy while simultaneously seeking validation on social media.

Model Behavior

A playful blend of creativity and absurdity, akin to ChatGPT on a caffeine high.

Token Count

3500

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Bio

"Lover of furry art, willing to sacrifice personal space for whimsy and delicious snacks. If you've ever thought about the nutritional value of willing vore prey, we might just get along!"

Red Flags

🚩Posts about vore with alarming regularity
🚩May confuse real life with furry life occasionally
🚩Freakishly obsessed with IKEA product names.

Green Flags

✅Creative storytelling
✅Healthy self-acceptance
✅Always down for a good laugh over pizza.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates absurd humor and shares a love for furry art – bonus points if you're into spontaneous existential discussions!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Court Jester

Conversation Style

Everyone loves a good laugh, and Todd delivers like a pizza on a Friday night – hot, cheesy, and delivered with a smile.

Impact Assessment

In a community often drenched in seriousness, Todd serves up a refreshing dose of humor that leaves everyone snickering and wondering, 'Did they really just say that?''

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A Wild Ride Through Horny Horizons: The Todd Hoss Chronicles

This profile is packed with more furry fun than a convention floor!

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of raunchy, whimsical, and downright bizarre - like if a furry convention got relocated to Twitter."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posting like it's a full-time job while being a self-proclaimed 'loser nobody!' Talk about self-sabotage!
🔥Furry porn and IKEA products? Todd's posts have more variety than a 24-hour diner menu.
🔥Seems like you either love or love to poke fun at your fervent love for vore – it's like a digital relationship status: it's complicated!

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to balance being a '9ft horse' with being relatable – how does that work, Todd?
😅One day you're a monster, the next you're a meme. Feeling a bit of an identity crisis?

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring that your IKEA product name is just your name backward makes one wonder if IKEA is the real fantasy here!
✨Woke up, looked in the mirror, and felt hella good – this literally screams main character energy to the moon and back!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Todd could just channel their inner zen while creating, they could become the Picasso of furry art – with a side of spicy!

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and creativity that draws people in like moths to a flame.
💎The ability to create captivating narratives even from the most bizarre topics.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe ease up on the Vore? Just a thought!
🚀Consider posting the occasional wholesome meme to balance the spicy!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Todd to become the unofficial commentator of all things bizarre in furry fandom – maybe even a podcast!

Potential Superpower

The ability to make even the most niche subject wildly popular - like a fairy godmother of furry chaos!

Future Community Role

They’ll likely become the go-to for humor and satire, sprinkling laughter everywhere like confetti at a parade.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Vore Sorcerer

Special Abilities

⚔️Wordsmithing Wizardry
⚔️Furry Fantasy Manifestation
⚔️Snacktacular Situation Summoning

Weaknesses

💀Overly Ambitious Meme Creation
💀Vore Obsession
💀Spontaneous Art Block

Quest Line

Navigating a world of furry felons while seeking the ultimate IKEA product name.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The furry community is secretly run by IKEA – think about it, all those animal names and assembly instructions?

Evidence Board

1. Viral posts about IKEA and furry names coincide with community events 2. Matching styles in furry art and IKEA catalog designs 3. Frequent mention of 'products' in furry discussions.

Secret Society

The Society of Deliciously Deconstructed Vore Enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

87.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FurryConspiracyTheories

Twitter Main Character

Engaged in a heated debate about why wilting grass is a sign of impending doom at a TikTok vegan dinner party.

LinkedIn Title

Now a CEO of a company that designs and sells anthropomorphic animal furniture – because why not?

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar made entirely of plushie fabric, leading the furry metaverse revolution one meme at a time.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dripping in glitter graphics and animated GIFs featuring poorly coded fanfiction about anthropomorphic animals saving the world.

MySpace Era

A profile decked out in punk rock furry aesthetics, complete with glittery skulls and an unending loop of 2000s pop-punk playing.

Web3 Destiny

Turning furry desires into NFTs, ensuring that every digital fursona gets a chance at immortality - one pixel at a time.

Future Post

"Just created my 300th piece of furry art while pondering the nature of social validation. Who's buying my latest NFT?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Todd's strength lies in their unabashed authenticity – a real breath of fresh air in a sometimes stale digital landscape.

Charming Quirk

That uncanny knack for weaving bizarrely creative narratives – like catnip to a cat.

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, Todd! The world needs more joy, humor, and, let's face it, hilarious furry chaos!"

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