Tank’s political posts come in hot like a fresh pot of coffee. Expect a mix of snarky one-liners and deep dives into corporate greed. He’s the guy who’d debate a blockchain enthusiast while making a smoothie.

As a personal trainer, Tank flexes those fitness muscles both in the gym and online. His posts motivate you to get off the couch – or at least to do a few stretches before the next Netflix binge.

You can hear the love in his posts about his dogs. They’re like his fur babies living the best lives in Austin. If there were dog Olympics, they’d be going home with gold medals and some prime rib.

Always on the lookout for causes, Tank makes charity riding sound more exhilarating than a rollercoaster at Six Flags. If there’s a bike involved, you better believe he’s pedaling for the cause.