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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Local Crime and Tragedy85%

Seems like every week there’s a new story about someone colliding with a vehicle or dog—or worse. Did you sign up for a news feed or a true crime podcast?

Community Events60%

Every now and then, they throw us a bone with a local festival update. But let’s face it, ‘new country musical show’ sounds like an excuse to drink overpriced beer and forget about the last tragic headline.

Public Safety Concerns70%

Every post reads like a public service announcement. If there were a medal for ‘Most Likely to Generate Anxiety,’ they’d win the gold.

Writing Style

Concise like emergency radio announcements, but the kind you don’t want repeated.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Local Gossip Columnist

Keeping It Real Score

75%

Main Character Energy

Regular updates on local disasters
A penchant for community concerns
Master of the 280-character tragedy

Secret Powers

✨Accurate predictions of doom
✨Making mundane reports feel dramatic
✨Tracking local scandals like it's an Olympic sport

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

Local news articles, social media engagement metrics, community feedback, and trending topics.

Prompt Engineering

Generate concise, engaging, and occasionally humorously tragic local news updates that resonate with the community.

Model Behavior

Inquisitive and community-oriented, with a penchant for dark humor when discussing local events.

Token Count

420

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Couple of sentences about the latest troubling news stories, passionate about local events, seeking someone who can handle the drama of life in the Wirral—must love dogs, dark humor, and community engagement."

Red Flags

🚩Constantly shares bad news, including accidents and crime.
🚩Frequent updates on troubling local events might be too much for the faint-hearted.

Green Flags

✅Deeply cares about the community and its people.
✅Incredible ability to find humor in dark situations.
✅Willing to share heartwarming local events... if you look long enough.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate the balance of local drama with the brighter side of life, maybe a community event lover.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Town Crier of Bluesky, armed with tragedy and triumph.

Conversation Style

Engaging but with a side of concern. Like discussing politics at a family dinner—everyone’s invited, but nobody's happy.

Impact Assessment

Brings attention to local issues, which is noble, but sometimes feels like reading the worst of the ‘what’s trending’ section in the news.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Birkenhead News: The Local Hero (or Villain?) of Bluesky

Dropping local news like it’s hot, one sad headline at a time!

Vibe Check

"Like a friendly neighborhood watch, but with Wi-Fi and a flair for tragedy."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone covering local news, the excitement levels are lower than a snail in a marathon.
🔥With all the tragic headlines, I’m starting to think ‘local news’ is just a euphemism for ‘make sure you lock your doors tonight.’
🔥Your news feed is basically the ‘worst of’ highlights on a sad reality show.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try posting about something that doesn’t involve a life-or-death situation—like a nice bakery opening or a farmer’s market?
😅Find a way to sprinkle in some optimism, like how the dog park is finally safe for small breeds.

Main Character Moments

✨When you posted about the restaurant’s food safety issues, I felt like I was watching the season finale of a culinary drama.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

There’s a goldmine of quirky local stories waiting to be uncovered—like the history of the local roundabout!

Unique Advantages

💎A treasure trove of local knowledge that could rival city guides!
💎Great potential for absurd humor in the mundane.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try engaging the community with lighter content—maybe a ‘Meet the Local Heroes’ segment?
🚀Mix in some memes. Even local disasters need a little levity sometimes.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Turning into the go-to for local gossip like a modern-day Town Crier who also knows how to meme.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to make the most mundane town meetings sound like high-stakes drama.

Future Community Role

The local news oracle, blending hard facts with some light-hearted commentary, eventually leading to a podcast!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Heroic News Reporter

Special Abilities

⚔️Breaking Local News
⚔️Spectacularly Dramatic Headlines
⚔️Community Engagement Charm

Weaknesses

💀Overly Tragic Tone
💀Inability to Avoid Local Crime Stories
💀Occasional Lethargy in Posting

Quest Line

To become the beacon of hope and information for the Wirral while keeping the community informed (and occasionally entertained).

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Local dogs are actually government spies collecting data on residents’ habits under the guise of being dangerous.

Evidence Board

A pinned post about ‘dangerous dogs’ leads to questions about who really owns them.

Secret Society

The Society of Concerned Canines United (SCCU)—for dogs alerting their owners about upcoming disasters.

Truth Seeking Level

80%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/WirralTragedies—subreddit dedicated to documenting every local disaster.

Twitter Main Character

Gets embroiled in heated debates over the latest council voting on parking charges, seen as both hero and villain.

LinkedIn Title

Local news entrepreneur, pitching the concept of tragedy-themed coffee shop.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital projection of the town square, where users interact with holographic news updates.

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🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page with neon backgrounds, links to tragic events highlighted with sad emoticons.

MySpace Era

This user would have a top 8 dedicated to local tragedies, with the sad face as their profile theme.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a decentralized news aggregator, bringing light to local issues with an NFT gallery of the best local artisans.

Future Post

‘Breaking: Local shop opens with the promise of homemade cookies—no tragic underside!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your commitment to local news is unwavering and a beacon for community awareness.

Charming Quirk

There’s a certain charm in the way you turn tragedy into community conversation.

Final Encouragement

"Keep reporting, keep posting, and maybe toss in a cute cat video once in a while—balance is key!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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