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    Black Cloud Six

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    🇨🇦 Army (armour, 25 yrs, 4 x tours, injured & medically retired), MA Strategic Studies, hate partisan politics. Defence, national security, Ukraine & intl affairs. NAFO Fella. My serious commentary is on Substack: https://blackcloudsix.substack.com

    Black Cloud Six: The Political Commentator We Need (But Probably Don’t Deserve)

    A blend of military insight and meme-ification that feels like a thoughtful roast at a barbecue.

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    Picture a serious dad at a family function, slipping in political jabs while flipping burgers—both engaging and mildly alarming.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    89%
    National Security
    85%
    Canadian-American Relations

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    National Security89%

    When it comes to threats, Black Cloud Six treats them like a buffet—picking out the juicy bits about Ukraine and smothering them in spicy justifications.

    Canadian-American Relations85%

    His posts are a masterclass in diplomatic frustration, calling out the US like it owes him money and refusing to let it off the hook.

    Humor and Memes75%

    He slides memes into serious discussions smoother than a cat on a freshly waxed floor, reminding us that serious topics deserve a laugh.

    Writing Style

    A mix of incisive commentary and biting sarcasm that dances between academic analysis and barroom banter, making it clear he’s the type who could write a thesis on whiskey.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Concerned Canucker

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Military veteran with a sharp tongue
    • Passionate about international relations
    • Cats, because who doesn't love cats?

    Secret Powers

    • Substack wizardry
    • Meme selection that would make Reddit jealous

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of military history, current affairs, international relations, and an extensive collection of cat memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create nuanced commentary while slipping in humor like it’s a well-timed joke at a family gathering.

    Model Behavior

    Like a hyper-aware GPT, but with a penchant for sarcasm and a soft spot for kittens.

    Token Count

    7998

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Veteran who loves deep discussions about national security, enjoys the occasional meme about international chaos, and fosters kittens to balance the madness. If you appreciate military strategy and don’t mind a sarcastic tone, let’s connect!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Has a tendency to roast trolls like they’re marshmallows at a campfire.
    • 🚩Might discuss geopolitics over brunch instead of small talk.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about international affairs, cats, and fostering community discussions.
    • Can turn a tense topic into a hilarious meme in seconds.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can balance serious discussions with lighthearted banter—bonus points for love of animals and a disdain for partisanship.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Signal Amidst the Noise

    Conversation Style

    Engages like a seasoned debater at a potluck—lots of opinions, but mostly a lot of side-eye towards Twitter.

    Impact Assessment

    His voice serves as a lighthouse for the navigationally challenged, guiding lost souls through the turbulent seas of international discourse.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Black Cloud Six: The Political Commentator We Need (But Probably Don’t Deserve)

    A blend of military insight and meme-ification that feels like a thoughtful roast at a barbecue.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a serious dad at a family function, slipping in political jabs while flipping burgers—both engaging and mildly alarming."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You post more about Ukraine than my grandma does about her cats, and that's saying something.
    • 🔥Your posts could intimidate a dictionary into shutting up—who knew national security could sound so dramatic?
    • 🔥You’re the only person I know who can make their cat seem like a political commentator.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Maybe try discussing something other than international politics once in a while—like, I don’t know, which Fast & Furious movie is superior?
    • 😅Your anger at partisan politics is commendable, but we all know you secretly scroll through them like they’re reality TV.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you posted about kittens like they were a diplomatic envoy, I nearly spilled my coffee.
    • That time you called out a troll like a bouncer at a club—applause-worthy!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If you dipped your toes into lighter subjects a bit more often, you could become the John Stewart of international relations.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Military background offers a unique perspective
    • 💎Ability to break down complex issues with a touch of humor

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider infusing more lighthearted content; you might just find your niche as the ‘Comedic Diplomat’.
    • 🚀Engage more with the community, perhaps host a meme review of international relations.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Black Cloud will evolve from serious commentator to the go-to ‘wise elder’ for up-and-coming political influencers, complete with cat puns.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning political rants into engaging narratives that everyone shares and no one can ignore.

    Future Community Role

    The beloved sage dispensing both wisdom and wit—sort of like Yoda, but with more memes.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Diplomat

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Meme Mastery
    • ⚔️Political Insight
    • ⚔️Cat Whispering

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Tendency to overanalyze
    • 💀Slightly too serious at times
    • 💀Distrust of partisan politics

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous waters of international relations while fostering a love for cute cats.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world’s geopolitical chess game is actually directed by a council of cats with secret agents in every country.

    Evidence Board

    Every time Canada deals with the US, a cat appears to observe. Coincidence?

    Secret Society

    The International League of Concerned Cat Lovers in Politics (ILCCLP)

    Truth Seeking Level

    69.99%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatsInPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally tweets a thread during a world crisis, then spends the next 48 hours apologizing.

    LinkedIn Title

    The guy who connects veterans with cat rescue organizations while dropping hot takes on international security.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A wise cat-like figure who dispenses advice while lounging on a digital throne of international treaties.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Animated GIFs of cats with captions about the importance of military strategy—add some bad HTML and a Geocities background that screams 90s nostalgia.

    MySpace Era

    A profile decked out with military-themed layouts, a Top 8 featuring fellow defense analysts, and custom songs like ‘Eye of the Tiger’ to set the tone.

    Web3 Destiny

    As a decentralized influencer, sells NFTs of memes about global politics mixed with adorable cat pictures.

    Future Post

    ‘Just got back from the future: Spoiler alert: Canada still hasn’t figured out how to deal with Trump’s escalating threats. Also, kittens are still adorable.’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to engage meaningfully while maintaining humor is a rare talent in today's social media landscape.

    Charming Quirk

    Your uncanny knack for mixing serious issues with cat memes—because every conversation needs a sprinkle of cuteness.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep sparking those conversations, because your voice is a breath of fresh air in a world full of stale tweets."

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