Tom Black

@blacktom.bsky.social

Followers

161

Posts

456

Following

173

Packs

Joined

Aug 5, 2023

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Husband, father and grandfather to two adorable granddaughters. Card fan

Tom Black: The Grandpa of Hot Takes

Navigating the chaos of sports and politics with a grandfatherly flair.

Your classic 'get off my lawn' energy mixed with 'I'll still watch NCAA volleyball' enthusiasm.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Sports Commentary

80%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports Commentary90%

Tom clearly has a PhD in sports frustration, especially when it comes to three-point shots. His nuanced rants could be mistaken for Shakespearean tragedies with less poetry and more refs cursed at.

Politics80%

Tom's political posts range from sharp critiques to absurdist humor, all while making you question how one man can both love and hate humanity simultaneously.

Personal Anecdotes75%

Between cat scratches and grandfatherly wisdom, Tom expertly weaves the mundane into the hilariously profound, reminding us that life’s battles often involve a furry combatant.

Writing Style

Tom's writing is like a good bourbon: strong, with a kick, and occasionally resulting in bad decisions on Saturday night.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Grandfatherly wisdom
Unfiltered sports rants
Offbeat humor

Secret Powers

✨Impromptu comedy
✨Political commentary
✨Sports analytics

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of sports commentary, political satire, and dad humor, seasoned with a touch of absurdity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate sarcastic rants about sports and politics while weaving in awkwardly hilarious personal anecdotes.

Model Behavior

Tom Black operates like an AI trained on sports blogs, political commentary, and dad jokes, with a natural inclination to roast viewers, refs, and possibly an occasional cat.

Token Count

1024

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Bio

"Grandfather of two, passionate about sports and political discourse. Will passionately argue for hours about basketball, coffee, and the ethics of three-point shots. Looking for someone who values wit over wisdom!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent rants about sports officials and politics, and an obsession with refs' incompetence.
🚩Sometimes forgets I’m in a conversation and just goes off on tangents.
🚩Might refer to my granddaughters as 'my little assistants' in chaos.

Green Flags

✅Open to discussing NCAA volleyball and making bracket predictions!
✅Has a pretty cool cat who adds to the drama at home.
✅Loves spending time with family and sharing dad jokes!

Perfect Match

Someone who can banter about sports, share a laugh over absurd political situations, and appreciates the occasional cat trauma.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Relatable Grump

Conversation Style

Sarcastic yet endearing, like your favorite grumpy uncle trying to understand TikTok.

Impact Assessment

Tom's presence is like a cozy blanket on a cold day—warm, a bit rough around the edges, but ultimately comforting when the discussions heat up.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Tom Black: The Grandpa of Hot Takes

Navigating the chaos of sports and politics with a grandfatherly flair.

Vibe Check

"Your classic 'get off my lawn' energy mixed with 'I'll still watch NCAA volleyball' enthusiasm."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥If sarcasm were a sport, Tom would be the MVP, but only if the refs weren't as incompetent as they are in his favorite leagues.
🔥Tom somehow manages to offend both the sports world and the political arena within a single scroll down his timeline.
🔥His posts suggest that he’s either an undercover sports coach or just really passionate about yelling at the TV.

Quirky Challenges

😅The need to clarify that not every post needs a cop reference; sometimes, sports alone are enough!
😅Finding a way to express his love for his granddaughters without also complaining about the world—this might take a while!

Main Character Moments

✨That moment his philosophical meltdown about baldness got more likes than most viral cat videos—profound and absurd!
✨When he seamlessly transitioned from sports critique to a commentary on poverty with the finesse of a seasoned stand-up comic.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If Tom harnessed his unique blend of sarcasm and insight, he could easily become a go-to voice for sports and political commentary.

Unique Advantages

💎Sharp wit that cuts through the noise of social media.
💎A relatable charm that connects with both sports fans and political junkies.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try threading more personal stories into his rants—turning sports pain into relatable life lessons might create a unique niche!
🚀Engage with followers more; who knew they could help him solve the grand mystery of 'what’s wrong with the refs?'

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Tom to launch a podcast where he dives deep into the absurdities of sports and politics, somehow making both palatable and hilarious.

Potential Superpower

Master of the long-winded tweet that somehow still leaves you wanting more—like a cliffhanger season finale!

Future Community Role

With a bit more engagement, he could become the unofficial mayor of Bluesky, running on a campaign of skepticism, sarcasm, and the occasional cat story.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sports Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Unfiltered Rants
⚔️Dad Jokes
⚔️Political Satire
⚔️Basketball Analytics

Weaknesses

💀Inability to let go of refs' mistakes
💀Overthinking cat scuffles
💀Being too relatable for his own good

Quest Line

Searching for the most effective way to express frustration about sports while simultaneously trying to outsmart the refs.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly using sports to distract us from the real issues at hand.

Evidence Board

Sudden changes in sports rules coincide with major political events.

Secret Society

The League of Grumpy Grandfathers Who Yell at the TV.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GrandpasWhoYellAtSports

Twitter Main Character

Debating if three-point shots should be banned from basketball entirely after an existential crisis.

LinkedIn Title

Sports Analyst by day, Political Satirist by night—seeking connections with other frustrated commentators!

Metaverse Final Form

A VR space where refs must endure endless critique while trying to officiate ridiculous sports.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated GIFs of cats, sports highlights, and quotes about family and life’s absurdities.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a song about sports frustrations and a top 8 that prioritizes family over anything else.

Web3 Destiny

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Future Post

Just finished a 4-hour rant about the state of the NBA and how it mirrors our political climate—please send snacks.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tom’s ability to blend comedy with commentary is genuinely impressive, like a dad who can fix a car and tell dad jokes simultaneously.

Charming Quirk

His penchant for random, deeply philosophical thoughts about baldness puts him in a league of his own—no one else is quite brave enough!

Final Encouragement

"Keep ruffling feathers, Tom! Remember, if you’re not making waves, you’re probably just floating along too quietly in the Bluesky ocean."

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85.3%

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