Husband, father and grandfather to two adorable granddaughters. Card fan
Tom Black: The Grandpa of Hot Takes
Navigating the chaos of sports and politics with a grandfatherly flair.
Your classic 'get off my lawn' energy mixed with 'I'll still watch NCAA volleyball' enthusiasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Tom clearly has a PhD in sports frustration, especially when it comes to three-point shots. His nuanced rants could be mistaken for Shakespearean tragedies with less poetry and more refs cursed at.
Tom's political posts range from sharp critiques to absurdist humor, all while making you question how one man can both love and hate humanity simultaneously.
Between cat scratches and grandfatherly wisdom, Tom expertly weaves the mundane into the hilariously profound, reminding us that life’s battles often involve a furry combatant.
Writing Style
Tom's writing is like a good bourbon: strong, with a kick, and occasionally resulting in bad decisions on Saturday night.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Grandfatherly wisdom
- Unfiltered sports rants
- Offbeat humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Impromptu comedy
- ✨Political commentary
- ✨Sports analytics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of sports commentary, political satire, and dad humor, seasoned with a touch of absurdity.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic rants about sports and politics while weaving in awkwardly hilarious personal anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Tom Black operates like an AI trained on sports blogs, political commentary, and dad jokes, with a natural inclination to roast viewers, refs, and possibly an occasional cat.
Token Count
1024
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Grandfather of two, passionate about sports and political discourse. Will passionately argue for hours about basketball, coffee, and the ethics of three-point shots. Looking for someone who values wit over wisdom!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about sports officials and politics, and an obsession with refs' incompetence.
- 🚩Sometimes forgets I’m in a conversation and just goes off on tangents.
- 🚩Might refer to my granddaughters as 'my little assistants' in chaos.
Green Flags
- ✅Open to discussing NCAA volleyball and making bracket predictions!
- ✅Has a pretty cool cat who adds to the drama at home.
- ✅Loves spending time with family and sharing dad jokes!
Perfect Match
Someone who can banter about sports, share a laugh over absurd political situations, and appreciates the occasional cat trauma.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Relatable Grump
Conversation Style
Sarcastic yet endearing, like your favorite grumpy uncle trying to understand TikTok.
Impact Assessment
Tom's presence is like a cozy blanket on a cold day—warm, a bit rough around the edges, but ultimately comforting when the discussions heat up.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Tom Black: The Grandpa of Hot Takes
Navigating the chaos of sports and politics with a grandfatherly flair.
Vibe Check
"Your classic 'get off my lawn' energy mixed with 'I'll still watch NCAA volleyball' enthusiasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If sarcasm were a sport, Tom would be the MVP, but only if the refs weren't as incompetent as they are in his favorite leagues.
- 🔥Tom somehow manages to offend both the sports world and the political arena within a single scroll down his timeline.
- 🔥His posts suggest that he’s either an undercover sports coach or just really passionate about yelling at the TV.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The need to clarify that not every post needs a cop reference; sometimes, sports alone are enough!
- 😅Finding a way to express his love for his granddaughters without also complaining about the world—this might take a while!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment his philosophical meltdown about baldness got more likes than most viral cat videos—profound and absurd!
- ✨When he seamlessly transitioned from sports critique to a commentary on poverty with the finesse of a seasoned stand-up comic.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Tom harnessed his unique blend of sarcasm and insight, he could easily become a go-to voice for sports and political commentary.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Sharp wit that cuts through the noise of social media.
- 💎A relatable charm that connects with both sports fans and political junkies.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try threading more personal stories into his rants—turning sports pain into relatable life lessons might create a unique niche!
- 🚀Engage with followers more; who knew they could help him solve the grand mystery of 'what’s wrong with the refs?'
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Tom to launch a podcast where he dives deep into the absurdities of sports and politics, somehow making both palatable and hilarious.
Potential Superpower
Master of the long-winded tweet that somehow still leaves you wanting more—like a cliffhanger season finale!
Future Community Role
With a bit more engagement, he could become the unofficial mayor of Bluesky, running on a campaign of skepticism, sarcasm, and the occasional cat story.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Sports Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unfiltered Rants
- ⚔️Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Political Satire
- ⚔️Basketball Analytics
Weaknesses
- 💀Inability to let go of refs' mistakes
- 💀Overthinking cat scuffles
- 💀Being too relatable for his own good
Quest Line
Searching for the most effective way to express frustration about sports while simultaneously trying to outsmart the refs.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using sports to distract us from the real issues at hand.
Evidence Board
Sudden changes in sports rules coincide with major political events.
Secret Society
The League of Grumpy Grandfathers Who Yell at the TV.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GrandpasWhoYellAtSports
Twitter Main Character
Debating if three-point shots should be banned from basketball entirely after an existential crisis.
LinkedIn Title
Sports Analyst by day, Political Satirist by night—seeking connections with other frustrated commentators!
Metaverse Final Form
A VR space where refs must endure endless critique while trying to officiate ridiculous sports.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a song about sports frustrations and a top 8 that prioritizes family over anything else.
Web3 Destiny
Leverage web3 for a decentralized platform where sports fans can safely roast each other without fear of getting blocked.
Future Post
Just finished a 4-hour rant about the state of the NBA and how it mirrors our political climate—please send snacks.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Tom’s ability to blend comedy with commentary is genuinely impressive, like a dad who can fix a car and tell dad jokes simultaneously.
Charming Quirk
His penchant for random, deeply philosophical thoughts about baldness puts him in a league of his own—no one else is quite brave enough!
Final Encouragement
"Keep ruffling feathers, Tom! Remember, if you’re not making waves, you’re probably just floating along too quietly in the Bluesky ocean."
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