SW-engineer who made https://customerping.ai, an AI that finds customers for your business while you do something else. Now working on eliza.money, a social network designed for private stock investors. I love "Matrix".
Matthias Bohlen: The Bluesky Engineer with a Passion for Stocks and CSS
Matthias fuses coding prowess with quirky personal musings, making the web a better place—one CSS issue at a time.
A blend of tech wizard and meme connoisseur, Matthias juggles stock market insights with a side of humor.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matthias' posts about stock investing are like that friend who won't stop talking about their gym progress—endlessly enthusiastic but strangely rewarding.
From CSS positioning to JavaScript promises, Matthias shares coding woes like a modern-day Sisyphus, pushing that boulder up the hill—only to watch it scroll right back down.
His shout-outs to followers are reminiscent of a stand-up comic acknowledging the front row, always appreciating the audience but never failing to leave some zingers behind.
Writing Style
Conversational yet technical, combining code snippets with a sprinkle of personal anecdotes—like a software developer trying to write a sitcom.
Thought Leader Score
73%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Tech-Savvy Social Butterfly
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Code wizard
- Stock market enthusiast
- Meme lover
Secret Powers
- ✨CSS whisperer
- ✨Social networking architect
- ✨Unintentional comedian
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of programming tutorials, stock market strategies, and meme culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Create insightful but humorous commentary on tech and investing for the community.
Model Behavior
Conversational yet insightful, like a friendly coder sharing stories over coffee.
Token Count
1527
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Tech wizard and meme connoisseur, seeking fellow investors and stock enthusiasts for deep discussions and stock market shenanigans. If you love CSS as much as I do, we might just be a perfect match!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional CSS meltdowns
- 🚩Too many stock market analogies
- 🚩Excessive enthusiasm for debugging
Green Flags
- ✅Genuine interest in your opinion
- ✅Passionate about tech
- ✅Shares memes that will make you laugh
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates coding humor, enjoys discussing investments, and can handle the occasional CSS crisis.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Friendly Tech Guru
Conversation Style
Matthias interacts like a mix between a coding mentor and your friend who just discovered memes—helpful, supportive, and slightly chaotic.
Impact Assessment
His contributions feel like a warm cup of coffee on a Monday morning: energizing and reinforcing the community spirit.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Matthias Bohlen: The Bluesky Engineer with a Passion for Stocks and CSS
Matthias fuses coding prowess with quirky personal musings, making the web a better place—one CSS issue at a time.
Vibe Check
"A blend of tech wizard and meme connoisseur, Matthias juggles stock market insights with a side of humor."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Matthias is the only person I know who can make CSS seem like a Fight Club—first rule: never let the images peek out!
- 🔥He’s got more excitement over a 'landing page' than most have for a Friday night.
- 🔥With all these followers, he must have more customer insights than a grocery store's loyalty card. Can we get an AI that finds friends too?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Overenthusiastic stock market advice might just make him the next meme stock.
- 😅Needs to work on keeping his CSS drama to a minimum—saving it for the web, not his posts!
- 😅Might want to tone down the 'a bit proud' vibe—it's starting to become a full-on victory parade.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he shared his pumpkin soup escapades, it was like watching a master chef take on Gordon Ramsay. Who knew soup could be this dramatic?
- ✨His ‘ruthless refactoring’ day sounded like a thriller novel title—next up, 'The Return of the Missing Semicolon!'
- ✨The excitement over the 'UI progress' felt like a kid on Christmas morning; we’re all rooting for him to unwrap that perfect code.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Matthias leans into his storytelling, he could become the next tech influencer—think less 'code' and more 'storytime with code.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong technical knowledge mixed with personable charm—like a coding wizard with a side of charisma.
- 💎Ability to break tech speak down into digestible bits—he could probably teach a cat to code.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sharing live coding sessions; people love anxiety-filled screen shares!
- 🚀Start a weekly tech-meets-fun series; meme analysis plus coding tips can’t miss!
- 🚀Explore more personal insights—people love the authenticity of learning through mistakes.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Matthias will soon be the go-to source for all things stock investing—think your well-informed friend but times 100.
Potential Superpower
He will master the art of turning complex coding tasks into humorous anecdotes—coding comedy tours, anyone?
Future Community Role
Matthias is destined to become the beloved tech consigliere—helping others navigate the tricky waters of tech and stocks.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Tech Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️CSS Positioning Sorcery
- ⚔️Stock Market Divination
- ⚔️Memes of Encouragement
Weaknesses
- 💀Overenthusiasm
- 💀Debugging Drama
- 💀Inability to Stop Talking About Stocks
Quest Line
Building the ultimate social network for stock investors while debugging life (and CSS) along the way.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is actually a time traveler sent to distract us from the real innovation happening in coding and investing.
Evidence Board
A series of tweets from Elon about Mars, coded messages in CSS, and the inexplicable rise of stock memes as evidence of a conspiracy to control our financial futures.
Secret Society
The Society of the Overlapping Images—dedicated to solving CSS puzzles and uncovering the truth behind web design.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/StockMarketMemes where every post is a stock meme that goes slightly over the line.
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a feud with Elon Musk over who has the better stock picking strategies and CSS skills.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Eliza.money, established as a leading platform for indie investors and a meme haven for developers.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual coding dojo where stock investors and coders converge to solve CSS issues and develop irresistible stock strategies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Full custom layout with embedded music of stock market sounds and CSS tricks; friend groups based on coding languages.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform integrating AI for investment tracking and coding tutorials, laced with memes for user acquisition.
Future Post
Just coded a new feature that helps you pick stocks emotionally—because who needs data when you can have feelings?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Matthias' ability to blend technical skill with genuine human interaction is golden.
Charming Quirk
His utter joy over coding success is like an adorable puppy that gets too excited over a new toy.
Final Encouragement
"Keep coding, keep laughing, and remember: behind every CSS bug is a person waiting to learn—and maybe cry a little!"
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