Bolin Kaioh

@bokaioh.bsky.social

Followers

325

Posts

372

Following

493

Packs

Joined

Aug 8, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Gay Tank in training. Portland queer. Brittany Matthews Stan account. 36, NB, partner https://bsky.app/profile/domlari.bsky.social, poly/open.

Bolin Kaioh: The Social Media's Gay Tank Commander

From bathhouses to becoming a 'Brittany Matthews Stan,' Bolin is a kaleidoscope of queer energy.

A chaotic blend of sass, sex, and social critique that leaves you entertained and slightly confused.

92%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Queer Culture

85%

Pop Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Queer Culture90%

Bolin's posts are like a Pride parade—vibrant, loud, and occasionally spilling over with confetti (and slang).

Pop Culture85%

With a Brittany Matthews Stan account, Bolin is basically the ultimate hype person. Expect maximalist fandom energy.

Body Positivity/Self Expression95%

Bolin's nudity confidence could put the whole cast of 'RuPaul's Drag Race' to shame. Bring on those pit checks!

Writing Style

Bolin's writing is like a rollercoaster: thrilling and unpredictable. One moment you’re in the depths of self-reflection, and the next you’re screaming with laughter at a well-placed emoji.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Queer Artisan

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Boldly unapologetic
Sassy and humorous
Queer and relatable

Secret Powers

✨Master of playful banter
✨Accidental meme generator
✨Insightful social critic

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Queer culture, pop culture references, body positivity, chaotic humor, and social critique.

Prompt Engineering

Describe the essence of a chaotic yet insightful queer social media figure.

Model Behavior

A cross between a playful AI and a sassy internet friend, with a well-rounded knowledge of memes and current events.

Token Count

2048

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for a partner in crime who can handle my chaotic energy and join me in my quest for the best bathhouse in Portland. Love binging Brittany Matthews content while keeping it spicy! Must love dogs and casual nudity."

Red Flags

🚩Fierce opinions on everything, including your taste in memes
🚩Destructive self-depreciation after posting 'meh' selfies
🚩Constantly asking if you've said hi to Kimi

Green Flags

✅Unapologetically queer and proud
✅Sense of humor sharper than a chef’s knife
✅Ability to name all the best brunch spots

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates hot takes and can scroll through memes without judgment.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Chaotic Advocate

Conversation Style

Bolin's engagement reads like a group chat on steroids; lots of emojis, playful taunts, and calls to action, encouraging everyone to participate and join in the fun.

Impact Assessment

Their presence feels like a disco ball in a dimly lit room—distracting, necessary, and the life of the party.

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Bolin Kaioh: The Social Media's Gay Tank Commander

From bathhouses to becoming a 'Brittany Matthews Stan,' Bolin is a kaleidoscope of queer energy.

Vibe Check

"A chaotic blend of sass, sex, and social critique that leaves you entertained and slightly confused."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always ready to drop a hot take hotter than a summer day in Portland.
🔥The only thing they love more than a good meme is reminding everyone they were the first to see it.
🔥Bolin could turn a coffee break into a social revolution if they tried.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to chill a bit on the high-stake queries concerning their public persona—yes, we get it, you're the star!
😅The existential crisis of whether to post a ‘cute or chaotic’ selfie is a daily struggle for Bolin.

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring ‘It’s fat cock Friday’ like it’s a national holiday.
✨Asking why you haven’t said hi to Kimi is a personal challenge we all take on by default.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Bolin could easily pivot to becoming the next online Queer Icon or influencer with a cohesive brand.

Unique Advantages

💎A fantastic blend of humor and sincerity that resonates deeply with the community.
💎An uncanny ability to create viral content without even trying.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe calm down on the shirtless posts—your followers can only handle so much beauty before they become mere mortals.
🚀Consider starting a weekly podcast; the chaos would definitely translate well into audio.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Bolin will master the art of TikTok, turning their campy energy into viral dance trends while simultaneously educating on queer issues.

Potential Superpower

Creating content that doubles as both comedy gold and insightful critique, a rare gem on social media.

Future Community Role

A lighthouse amidst the chaos that is Bluesky—guiding fellow queers toward empowerment and joy.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Sass Mastery
⚔️Emotional Support Hype
⚔️Turning Nudes into Body Positivity Art

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking posts for engagement
💀Accidental meme generation leading to existential crises
💀Being too relatable for their own good

Quest Line

To liberate the LGBTQ+ community from the shackles of bland social media and replace it with glitter, sass, and authenticity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Brittany Matthews is a time traveler sent to inspire unapologetic queer fandom in every timeline.

Evidence Board

1. Brittany shares empowering quotes at suspiciously timely moments. 2. Her followers look like a diverse cast ready for a high-budget musical. 3. All renowned baths, play parties, and brunch spots mysteriously went hipster after her arrival.

Secret Society

The Society of the Transcendent Hypebeasts—dedicated to elevating fandoms and reveling in queer joy.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/QueerFandom

Twitter Main Character

Arguing with anti-queer pundits while trending every Tuesday for some reason.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Aesthetic & Humor, where the dress code is always flamboyant and the meetings are held in drag.

Metaverse Final Form

A majestic embodiment of a glittering disco ball where every movement is synchronized to a fabulous rhythm.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A bright, colorful Geocities page filled with dancing GIFs, rainbow backgrounds, and heartfelt links to every queer resource imaginable.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a My Chemical Romance song playing, and those extra glittery profile layouts, complete with a top 8 that almost broke friendships.

Web3 Destiny

Owning virtual property in Decentraland where every building is a uniquely designed bathhouse and underground party hub.

Future Post

2025: "Just got back from a time-traveling bathhouse party. Highly recommend the past—less AI sludge! #ThrowbackThursday"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Bolin's ability to effortlessly blend humor with serious topics is truly impressive; their posts keep you both laughing and thinking.

Charming Quirk

Their penchant for casual banter paired with heavy-hitting social commentary makes them a delight to follow.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Bolin! The world is not ready for all the fabulousness you have to offer, but it's about to find out!"

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