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    I write about tech. Journalist @blick.ch ☎️ threema.id/2Z2BS34Z Story? > [email protected]

    Tobias Bolzern: The Bluesky Whisperer

    A digital conjurer mixing tech insights with a sprinkle of absurdity.

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    Like a curious cat with a penchant for data and a flair for the poetic.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    75%
    Tech Innovations
    60%
    AI and Journalism

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Tech Innovations75%

    When he's not pondering the meaning of life, he's wondering if WhatsApp can speak Swiss German—classic Tobias!

    AI and Journalism60%

    His love-hate relationship with AI reads like a telenovela, filled with drama and the occasional 'I told you so'.

    Local Swiss Culture55%

    Whether it's reminiscing about Google Zürich's humble beginnings or lamenting about trash bag shortages, he's our resident Swiss connoisseur.

    Writing Style

    Witty, with a sprinkle of intellectual musings that make you feel both seen and slightly confused, like trying to understand Swiss German.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Tech-Savvy Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Curious about the intersection of tech and life
    • A knack for engaging storytelling
    • A love for Swiss culture and humor

    Secret Powers

    • Podcasting on a whim
    • Decoding tech jargon for the common folk
    • Finding humor in tech mishaps

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A unique blend of Swiss culture, tech insights, and existential musings.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful commentary infused with humor about the tech world and its intersection with daily life.

    Model Behavior

    Curious yet slightly sarcastic, often delivering nuggets of wisdom wrapped in playful banter.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Tech journalist searching for someone who appreciates the existential dilemmas of technology. Must love Swiss culture and be fluent in sarcasm. Let's ponder the mysteries of WhatsApp together!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Has 50 tabs open about BIOS updates.
    • 🚩Thinks Swiss German is the epitome of language.
    • 🚩Dedicates entire afternoons to analyzing AI articles.

    Green Flags

    • Witty with a side of intellectualism.
    • Knows how to make tech fun and relatable.
    • Loves a good Swiss chocolate break.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys deep conversations about tech while also being down for spontaneous podcasting sessions.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Tech Guru

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and inquisitive, like that one friend who always asks you about your latest existential crisis.

    Impact Assessment

    He’s the quiet observer in the corner, sipping his coffee and dropping truth bombs about tech, while everyone else is busy tweeting their meal prep.

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    Tobias Bolzern: The Bluesky Whisperer

    A digital conjurer mixing tech insights with a sprinkle of absurdity.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a curious cat with a penchant for data and a flair for the poetic."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥You tweet about WhatsApp like it just dropped a new album.
    • 🔥That BIOS tweet? Calling it for this generation’s Shakespeare—if Shakespeare were into tech.
    • 🔥Congrats on your engagement metrics! So you’re telling me you’re not just talking to a wall?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Find a balance between tech jargons and relatable humor—you're not building a rocket here!
    • 😅Don’t let your bio be the most exciting thing about you; we need more than just 'I write about tech'—give us a storyline!
    • 😅Less is more; sometimes, the subtlety of a single emoji can be just as potent as an entire paragraph.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time he declared 'BIOS update for the soul' like it was the latest self-help book.
    • When he celebrated Bluesky’s 20 million users, it was like he personally invited each one to a dinner party.
    • Turning a mundane trash bag comment into a rallying cry for suburban warriors.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your insights on tech could easily lead to a podcast that becomes the next viral sensation—don't sleep on this!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong understanding of Swiss culture and tech scenes
    • 💎Ability to simplify complex topics for a larger audience
    • 💎A unique blend of humor and insight that sets you apart

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage more with your followers—ask them questions and create polls.
    • 🚀Diversify post formats, perhaps with threads, visuals, or even memes to attract more attention!
    • 🚀Share more personal anecdotes related to tech; people love a good yarn!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    A podcast empire where tech insights meet Swiss Swiss humor, enticing a global audience!

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of creating engaging threads—who knew tech could be this fascinating?

    Future Community Role

    Becoming the beloved local tech bee, buzzing around and pollinating ideas throughout the community.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Tech Sage

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Swiss Humor
    • ⚔️Information Alchemist
    • ⚔️Podcast Whisperer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Procrastinates on memes
    • 💀Overanalyzes WhatsApp updates
    • 💀Tends to spiral into tech jargon

    Quest Line

    Unearth the secrets of tech while navigating the absurdities of daily life in Switzerland.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    WhatsApp is secretly collecting our coffee preferences to create personalized advertisements.

    Evidence Board

    - WhatsApp updates that include coffee emoji. - Sudden surge in coffee-related ads post-WhatsApp discussions.

    Secret Society

    The League of Overthinkers—gathering tech enthusiasts who parse through every update with extreme caution.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TechPhilosophy—debating the meaning of technology and life.

    Twitter Main Character

    That one person outraged over a tech outage while simultaneously broadcasting their gourmet lunch.

    LinkedIn Title

    Founder of ‘Tech & Tacos’—a consultancy specializing in combining tech insights with culinary arts.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Spaghetti Code—where tech dilemmas are solved over virtual spaghetti dinners.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with under-construction GIFs, tech rants, and a guestbook begging for validation.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace layout decked out in pixel art and blog posts about the esoteric nature of technology.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating a DAO for tech enthusiasts who want to discuss Swiss culture while investing in virtual cheese.

    Future Post

    ‘Just discovered a new WiFi signal named after my favorite Swiss cheese; it’s a Gouda connection!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to dissect tech issues is unmatched; you’ve got the mind of an engineer and the heart of a storyteller.

    Charming Quirk

    Your posts often feel like tech haikus, balancing brevity with the weight of wisdom.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep bringing that Swiss flair to tech discussions, and who knows? You might just break the internet (or at least get a few laughs while trying)!"

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