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    #clojure (#cljKondo, #babashka) * functional programming * whole food plant based * progressive rock+metal * ♥ @lalage_ * http://github.com/borkdude

    Borkdude: The Functional Programmer's Stage Dive

    A progressive rock aficionado coding his way through Clojure and community love—on Bluesky!

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    Equal parts code wizard and rock star, Borkdude's presence is like a well-structured monad: functional and occasionally mind-bending.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Clojure and Functional Programming
    70%
    Music and Progressive Rock

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Clojure and Functional Programming90%

    Borkdude talks Clojure like a dad talks about his grandkids—proud, excited, and just a little bit tiresome after too long.

    Music and Progressive Rock70%

    When he's not coding, he's probably yearning for the guitar solos of his youth—his heart beats in 7/8 time.

    Open Source Contributions80%

    Borkdude's love for OSS is evident; he shares updates like a parent posts pictures of their kid's first steps. Spoiler: his projects are way cooler.

    Writing Style

    Clear, concise, and educational, with the occasional flourish of enthusiasm—like a jazz pianist spilling secrets during a solo. Just don’t expect too many emojis; this one’s a serious coder.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Devrock Star

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Clojure Enthusiast
    • Progressive Rock Buff
    • Open Source Advocate
    • Plant-Based Lifestyle

    Secret Powers

    • Coding Limericks
    • Expert in Clojure Syntax
    • Vim Mastery

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Clojure code snippets, progressive rock lyrics, and open source documentation.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate thoughtful and technical posts centered on functional programming and music appreciation.

    Model Behavior

    Highly knowledgeable yet occasionally verbose—imperfect but endearing like a dad joke.

    Token Count

    850

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "🎸 Plant-based coder seeking a partner who can appreciate a good linter and epic guitar solos. If you play bass or can debug in Clojure, you're already my type!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Too many dad jokes about coding.
    • 🚩Plants might outnumber you in the house.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about open source.
    • Can name at least one Dream Theater album.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can jam on the piano while discussing monads.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Clojure Champion

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet technical; he prefers discussing REPLs over reality TV. Borkdude is likely to reply with clarity, possibly enhanced by a Clojure snippet or two.

    Impact Assessment

    Borkdude’s influence is palpable, like a bass line in a rock band—steady, reliable, and occasionally shaking up the floor.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Borkdude: The Functional Programmer's Stage Dive

    A progressive rock aficionado coding his way through Clojure and community love—on Bluesky!

    Vibe Check

    "Equal parts code wizard and rock star, Borkdude's presence is like a well-structured monad: functional and occasionally mind-bending."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥When life gives you lemons, Borkdude probably rewrites it in Clojure just for fun.
    • 🔥His idea of a wild night is debugging while listening to Dream Theater—what a rebel!
    • 🔥For someone so into functional programming, he sure knows how to over-complicate a pizza order.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Regularly explains Clojure concepts to confused cats.
    • 😅Struggles to keep his love for plant-based food from becoming a cult.
    • 😅Might have a hard time not accidentally making everything a microservice.

    Main Character Moments

    • Announcing his Dream Theater attendance like it’s the moon landing—full of emotion, slightly dramatic.
    • Sharing a piano break after fixing a bug like it's a world premiere concert.
    • Turning a code merge into an Oscar acceptance speech.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    A podcast could boost his voice—imagine coding advice with a side of metal riffs!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong technical foundations in Clojure and Java.
    • 💎Passionate about music, giving him a unique cultural edge.
    • 💎Community-driven approach to OSS, attracting engagement.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try to diversify content—maybe a meme or two to contrast the serious coding vibes?
    • 🚀Host coding challenges to engage followers—bring in the friendly competition!
    • 🚀Collaborate with musicians on Clojure-themed songs and demos—think of the potential!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect Borkdude to branch out into video content, mixing coding tutorials with rock flair.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to make complex coding concepts accessible to the masses—an educational superhero!

    Future Community Role

    He’ll likely become the go-to expert for beginner Clojure programmers seeking guidance—Clojure’s very own Yoda.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Clojure Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Master of Clojure Syntax
    • ⚔️Advent of Code Champion
    • ⚔️OSS Evangelist

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Technical Jargon
    • 💀Difficulty with Small Talk

    Quest Line

    To conquer the world of functional programming while headbanging to progressive metal.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The Clojure community is secretly run by a cabal of progressive rock musicians.

    Evidence Board

    Cryptic song lyrics that reference functional programming concepts and a mysterious band named 'Lambda.'

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Functional Rockstars.

    Truth Seeking Level

    50%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/FunctionalProgramming

    Twitter Main Character

    Fights off toxic JavaScript debates with soothing Clojure wisdom.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of a company that makes functional programming accessible to rock musicians.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A realm where code and music collide, creating a symphony of syntactical elegance.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page dedicated to the glory of Clojure and 90s progressive rock bands, complete with spinning gifs and guestbook.

    MySpace Era

    An all-custom MySpace profile full of Clojure quotes and a playlist that includes every Dream Theater album.

    Web3 Destiny

    Building a decentralized platform for sharing OSS projects while jamming out to live-streamed metal concerts.

    Future Post

    'Just finished coding a new feature while listening to Dream Theater—life is good!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Borkdude's passion for Clojure and music shines through every post—bold and inspiring to all in his realm.

    Charming Quirk

    His posts contain an almost poetic rhythm—as if each tweet is a stanza waiting to be set to music.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rocking the code, Borkdude! The world needs your unique blend of sharp intellect and melodic heart."

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