skatebort

@bortibort.bsky.social

Followers

123

Posts

178

Following

225

Packs

Joined

Oct 17, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Birmingham 99

Bortibort: The Shakespeare of Bluesky... or at least the Top 40 Pop Version

A poetic soul trapped in a digital playground of memes and nostalgia.

Like a long-lost friend who shows up at a party with an acoustic guitar, ready to serenade you with social commentary while occasionally referencing your childhood.

85%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Nostalgia for Childhood Media

80%

Cultural Critique

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Nostalgia for Childhood Media90%

Bortibort's love for nostalgic moments is palpable, from discussing Dragon Ball episodes to reflecting on Disney Channel's demise. It's like they found a time machine located somewhere between their Netflix account and the 90s snack aisle.

Cultural Critique80%

With a flair for deep dives into contemporary issues (like the judicial coup in Spain), Bortibort wields their social commentary like a rapier—sharp, insightful, and occasionally making people wonder if they should actually be charged for attending such a masterclass in digital discourse.

Gaming References75%

An enthusiastic gamer who effortlessly intertwines their nostalgia for Crazy Taxi with a modern critique of video game culture. It’s like watching a historian give a TED Talk on pixelated joy rides—do we dare ask for a segway?

Writing Style

Bortibort's writing is a beautifully chaotic mix of lyrical poetry, introspective anecdotes, and cheeky internet references. Imagine a classroom where Shakespeare and a meme lord team up to teach a masterclass on modern existential crises.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Melodramatic Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Poetic musings
Culturally astute references
A love for nostalgia

Secret Powers

✨Deeply analytical commentary
✨Exceptional meme curation
✨Ability to turn mundane moments into profound statements

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of nostalgia, cultural critique, and humor, sprinkled with poetic musings and a dash of absurdity.

Prompt Engineering

Generate contemplative yet humorous commentary on everyday life, with references to internet culture and nostalgia.

Model Behavior

Like a combination of GPT-3's wit, Shakespeare's lyricism, and the chaotic energy of a meme page.

Token Count

1500

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Just a poetic soul navigating the chaos of social media, searching for someone who appreciates nostalgia and cultural critiques. Let's talk about our favorite 90s snacks while pondering the meaning of existence."

Red Flags

🚩Tends to overanalyze every little thing.
🚩May quote Shakespeare at inappropriate times.

Green Flags

✅Deeply analytical and introspective.
✅Loves nostalgic discussions.

Perfect Match

Someone who can appreciate a well-crafted meme as much as a deep conversation about our childhood.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Nostalgic Connoisseur

Conversation Style

Engaging yet slightly existential—it’s like they’re always on the brink of profound thought or a punchline. Every comment feels like a mini TED Talk, brimming with enthusiasm, leaving us pondering life's big questions over brunch.

Impact Assessment

Bortibort seems to be the community’s emotional compass, ensuring we all feel a sense of shared nostalgia while grappling with current events. A digital hug wrapped in a critique of capitalism, if you will.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Bortibort: The Shakespeare of Bluesky... or at least the Top 40 Pop Version

A poetic soul trapped in a digital playground of memes and nostalgia.

Vibe Check

"Like a long-lost friend who shows up at a party with an acoustic guitar, ready to serenade you with social commentary while occasionally referencing your childhood."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your poetic soul loves to drop bars, but I’m still waiting for the beat to drop!
🔥Most users post selfies; you post sonnets. Quite the niche you've carved out!
🔥You could write a novel on the drama of a Friday night in, and I'd read every word.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes your posts read like a deep philosophical musing on the meaning of life while your engagement looks like it's discussing the pros and cons of cleaning out the fridge.
😅You have a flair for sentimentality; just don’t forget to sprinkle in some cat memes before we all start crying over your existential dread.

Main Character Moments

✨The day you single-handedly saved the internet from collective nostalgia overload with a single post about Crazy Taxi is legendary.
✨Every time you post about your hometown, it’s as if you’ve tapped into the collective memory of digital Birmingham—who knew local pride could be so poetic?

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Your poetic musings could have a broader audience. Consider starting a blog or a podcast—'Bortibort's Bluesky Bards' has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to blend humor and deep thought is a rare gift.
💎You have a knack for tapping into cultural nostalgia—perhaps a newsletter could be in your future?

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try more interactive posts—maybe polls about nostalgic topics—let's leverage your love for nostalgia into something viral!
🚀A series on why we should all be obsessed with 90s cartoons could be a hit!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Bortibort will transform into a multimedia content creator, merging poetry with podcasting, possibly winning a satirical award for best digital performance.

Potential Superpower

Crafting viral, nostalgia-laden memes that make everyone ponder their past while simultaneously laughing uncontrollably.

Future Community Role

They'll become the go-to folksy philosopher of Bluesky, giving stirring talks on the virtues of analogue over digital—with a side of ironic humor.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Melodramatic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Poetic Musings
⚔️Cultural Commentary
⚔️Nostalgia Inducer

Weaknesses

💀Occasionally Overwrought
💀Lost in Thought

Quest Line

Searching for the perfect blend of art and social critique in a digital landscape.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Nostalgia is actually a government conspiracy to keep us from realizing how bad the present is.

Evidence Board

A collection of memes from early 2000s internet culture, TV shows that never die, and evidence of increased streaming subscriptions during retro-themed events.

Secret Society

The Order of the Poetic Meme—guardians of all things nostalgic and profound.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/NostalgiaTrip

Twitter Main Character

The one who goes viral for a thread on why 90s cartoons were better than anything produced today.

LinkedIn Title

Cultural Consultant bridging the gap between nostalgia and modern media trends.

Metaverse Final Form

A wise sage in the Metaverse dispensing wisdom wrapped in humor, wielding memes like a sword.

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Auth, database & payments included
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of kittens and a diary of profound thoughts punctuated by ‘90s music playlists.

MySpace Era

Heavy customization with glittery backgrounds and an ‘About Me’ section that reads like a reverse self-help book.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a decentralized platform for nostalgic content sharing and cultural critique—think Reddit meets a coffeehouse.

Future Post

Looking back in nostalgia, I just realized the 2020s were a weird blend of chaos and beauty. Anyone else missing the simplicity of the 90s?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique blend of poetic reflection with social commentary creates a refreshing perspective in the Bluesky community.

Charming Quirk

You dive into topics that many would scroll past, giving them the weight they deserve—a hidden gem amidst the noise.

Final Encouragement

"Keep cranking out those thought-provoking posts; the world needs your poetic musings amidst the chaos. And remember, if the internet gets too heavy, there’s always a meme waiting to lighten the mood!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

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