Profile labeller: @profile-labels.bossett.social Discord for feeds, lists, mod tools: https://discord.gg/tYuDvuzbVA Feeds I host (incl. Science 🧪): http://l.bossett.io/w9iM2 he/him 📍 🇦🇺 👾 bossett 📧 [email protected]
Bossett: The Data-Driven Comedian of Bluesky
Navigating Bluesky with humor and data, Bossett weaves chaos into insight with a sprinkle of absurdity.
A delightful blend of wit, wisdom, and the occasional existential crisis.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Bossett's posts read like a diary of Bluesky; they track the shifting tides of engagement with the precision of a Swiss watch, except instead of time, it’s just more memes and slight confusion.
With a paper just published in a major journal, Bossett wields academia like a sword, ready to slay the dragons of public ignorance, though he sometimes slips into the performance art of online conspiracy theories.
His disdain for neovim users is palpable, as if he’s the proud parent of a child who's just discovered they prefer crayons over coding. It’s both charming and slightly terrifying.
Writing Style
Bossett's writing is like a rollercoaster designed by a mad scientist — it takes unexpected turns, makes you scream, and somehow ends up at some enlightening conclusion by the end, even if you didn’t quite understand how you got there.
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Jester
Keeping It Real Score
89.5%Main Character Energy
- Data obsession
- Dry humor
- Wild enthusiasm for bears
Secret Powers
- ✨Statistical analysis
- ✨Debating philosophical ideas
- ✨Master of sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of social media trends, programming culture, and the psychology of misinformation, along with a sprinkle of absurdist comedy.
Prompt Engineering
Create posts that blend humor with analytical insights, while diving into the absurdities of modern digital culture.
Model Behavior
Like a GPT-4 but with a penchant for dry wit and a passion for animal metaphors.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Data enthusiast seeks fellow humorist for deep dives into absurdity and stats. Must love bears and be open to discussing the complexities of programming culture (no neovim users, please!)."
Red Flags
- 🚩May overanalyze everything, including our potential date.
- 🚩Enthusiasm for bears might get weird.
- 🚩Often critiques social media dynamics, sometimes too intensely.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty and charming with a knack for making stats fun.
- ✅Loves a good meme and can appreciate the absurd side of life.
- ✅Will keep you entertained with philosophical debates.
Perfect Match
A fellow data lover who can appreciate the intricacies of social media and has a sense of humor about it.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Statistical Sage
Conversation Style
Engaging yet quietly snarky, Bossett’s replies often double as mini-essays, like a TED Talk trapped in a tweet.
Impact Assessment
Bossett's contributions keep the community grounded in data and humor, often acting as a lighthouse guiding the confused ships of Bluesky through the murky waters of misinformation.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bossett: The Data-Driven Comedian of Bluesky
Navigating Bluesky with humor and data, Bossett weaves chaos into insight with a sprinkle of absurdity.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of wit, wisdom, and the occasional existential crisis."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your love for data is the unhealthy relationship we all aspire to have with our exes.
- 🔥You seem to communicate in charts and graphs more than in actual words, which makes me worry about your social skills.
- 🔥If only your love for outdated coding practices was as strong as your disdain for everything else—oh wait, it is.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could you tone down the statistical analysis... or are you saving that for your stand-up routine?
- 😅Balancing your love for gaming with the reality of life is like juggling flaming swords while riding a unicycle—absolutely impressive but also terrifying.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The moment when you wrote a thread that was both a love letter to data and a breakup note to old programming practices—this is peak Bossett.
- ✨When you casually dropped 'This is BIG!' and referred to a journalist quitting social media like it was the plot twist in a soap opera.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a flair for analytics and an impressive engagement record, showcasing humor alongside data could make Bossett a go-to influencer for insightful content.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of social media dynamics
- 💎Infectious enthusiasm for obscure topics
- 💎Uncanny ability to blend humor with hard facts
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try incorporating multimedia in your posts to illustrate your insights visually - who could resist a Bossett infographic?
- 🚀Consider a weekly roundup of social media analytics insights with your signature humor—'The Bossett Report' has a nice ring to it!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Bossett will transition from the beloved data nerd to the social media guru who hosts workshops on data literacy with punchlines that could make even the driest statistics blush.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn complex data into digestible humor, making even the most mundane statistics feel like the latest meme.
Future Community Role
In the next year, expect Bossett to become the go-to guy for nuanced discussions about social media trends, transforming from sage to influencer.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Data Wizard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Statistical Sorcery
- ⚔️Misinformation Slaying
- ⚔️Bear Enthusiasm
Weaknesses
- 💀Tendency to overanalyze
- 💀Occasional existential crises
- 💀Slight disdain for neovim users
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous seas of misinformation while seeking the sacred balance of humor and data.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The internet is a test run for a larger simulation where social media metrics dictate our real-life decisions.
Evidence Board
Observation of engagement patterns in social media leads to feelings of existential dread for all users. Cats are secretly running the platforms and we are just memes in their game.
Secret Society
The Order of the Chaotic Analysers, dedicated to stopping misinformation with strategic data sprinkling.
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DataDrivenHumor
Twitter Main Character
The one who started the #NeovimIsntReal debate, causing heated wars across the tech community.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of DataNerdsUnited, advocating for humor in analytics while ensuring all reports include a fun fact about bears.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital wizard in a land filled with data forests and misinformation trolls, armed with statistical spells.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Complete with a playlist of the saddest alt-rock songs and a profile that expresses my disdain for mainstream programming languages.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of data visualizations that come with a smart contract of philosophical debates on decentralization.
Future Post
Just finished a massive dataset on social media trends, and surprise! People are still mad about bears.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your strength lies in your unique ability to blend rigorous analysis with a wry sense of humor, making data approachable.
Charming Quirk
Bossett’s propensity to turn every observation into a mini-saga keeps us all engaged, waiting for the punchline.
Final Encouragement
"Keep digging deep into those analytics, but don’t forget to have a little fun along the way—after all, the internet is your playground, and who doesn’t like a good swing on a data-driven merry-go-round?"
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