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    Reed

    @bradenstone.com

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    Failed politician, lazy researcher, loser. 📸 Instead of that little oval of gorilla glass, all photos taken through a slice of clear packing tape.

    Reed: The Comedic Conscience of Bluesky

    With wit sharper than a bee’s stinger, Reed navigates the social media landscape like a bemused cartographer sketching a land of existential absurdity.

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    If sarcasm were a commodity, Reed would have a trust fund.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    80%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Social Justice
    75%
    Pop Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Social Justice90%

    Reed’s posts on social justice are like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee: strong, a little bitter, and likely to keep you up at night questioning your life choices.

    Pop Culture75%

    With hot takes on legends like McCartney and Lennon, Reed dives deep into pop culture like a lifeguard who can’t swim, splashing around wildly—somehow still managing to make a splash.

    Personal Anecdotes70%

    When Reed shares personal stories, it’s akin to a stand-up routine where the punchlines are often unexpected and the setup takes you to a darkly humorous place.

    Trans Rights95%

    Reed’s advocacy for trans rights hits like a sledgehammer wrapped in velvet—firm, yet somehow comforting in delivery.

    Writing Style

    Somewhere between a rap battle and a therapy session, Reed’s writing style offers a delightful rollercoaster of snark and sincerity with turns you didn’t expect.

    Thought Leader Score

    80%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cynical Observer

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Keenly observant
    • Witty and sardonic
    • Passionate about social issues
    • Queer advocacy voice

    Secret Powers

    • Unintentional comedy gold
    • Artistic commentary on food
    • Dungeons & Dragons plot architect

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast trove of social justice discussions, pop culture critiques, and humorous anecdotes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty commentary and nuanced observations on social media dynamics and societal issues.

    Model Behavior

    Like a less mean-spirited GPT, serving up sarcasm with a side of social commentary.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Cynical observer seeks kindred spirit who can engage in witty banter and defend social justice with a side of pizza. Must enjoy queer advocacy and spontaneous D&D nights."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Excessive verbosity during debates
    • 🚩Tendency to rant about musical icons
    • 🚩Unyielding dislike for skittles

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about social issues
    • Enjoys laughing at absurdity
    • Comfortable with complex discussions

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves debating the finer points of pop culture while snacking on ethically sourced vegan cheese.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sassy Sage of LGBTQ+ Advocacy

    Conversation Style

    Reed engages like a cat in a room full of laser pointers—passionate, unpredictable, and occasionally delightfully chaotic, with a penchant for deep philosophical dives.

    Impact Assessment

    Reed impacts the community like a well-placed meme: sometimes jarring, always memorable, and even with a side of inspiration.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Reed: The Comedic Conscience of Bluesky

    With wit sharper than a bee’s stinger, Reed navigates the social media landscape like a bemused cartographer sketching a land of existential absurdity.

    Vibe Check

    "If sarcasm were a commodity, Reed would have a trust fund."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts are like a vintage wine—sometimes corked but mostly delightful with a hint of pretentiousness.
    • 🔥You have the uncanny ability to turn any convo into a TED Talk, complete with slides and a time limit—thankfully, no one enforces it!
    • 🔥Your idea of a relaxing evening is clearly arguing on the internet; I bet you knit while you do it, too.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Stop using the word 'datum' unless you're aiming for a PhD in obnoxiousness.
    • 😅Dial back the narrative on keying trucks; unless you’re opening a 'Reed's Revenge' theme park, leave the vandalism to the professionals.

    Main Character Moments

    • The time you effortlessly engaged with trolls and turned them into your personal drama club was peak ‘main character’ energy.
    • Every time you drop a witty quip, it feels like a renaissance painting unveiling; people don't know whether to laugh or cry—and frankly, that deserves its own exhibition.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a voice like yours, consider launching a podcast; it’ll be the therapy session for the audience you never knew they needed.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Undeniable wit to captivate an audience.
    • 💎Natural ability to dissect heavy topics while still keeping it light.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage more with community art projects; you’d leverage that wit into a creative spectacle!
    • 🚀Try a series on ‘Reed Reviews’—anything from local eats to pop culture disasters.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Watch out, Bluesky! Reed is on the path to becoming the next online trendsetter—think of it as the social media version of a phoenix rising from the ashes of Twitter.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to make any social issue relatable, like a universal translator but for empathy and snark.

    Future Community Role

    I predict you’ll be the unofficial social barometer, calling out absurdities while keeping the vibe both enlightening and entertaining.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Cynical Observer

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Wit sharper than a blade
    • ⚔️Absurd metaphor creation
    • ⚔️Master of sarcastic comebacks

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking mundane observations
    • 💀Occasional existential crises
    • 💀Obsession with pop culture's dark underbelly

    Quest Line

    To navigate the digital landscape with a quick-witted quiver, sparking laughter and introspection whilst crusading for social justice.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Elon Musk is secretly a lizard person trying to distract us from the impending existential crisis.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of tweets, odd coincidences, and conspiracy podcasts recommending more conspiracy podcasts.

    Secret Society

    Society of Perpetual Eye-Rollers Against Bad Music Opinions

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialAbsurdism

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally tweets at 3 AM about the state of capitalism while spilling tea.

    LinkedIn Title

    Director of Sarcasm and Social Justice at ‘The Woke Up Company’

    Metaverse Final Form

    A sentient AI avatar, lecturing about Hobbesian ethics in the metaverse while sipping infinite lattes.

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      Enterprise Ready

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here’s my zine on why Blink-182 changed the world and why capitalism is the ultimate buzzkill.

    MySpace Era

    A glittery profile flaunting ‘Top 8’ friends that include McCartney, Lennon, and a lot of debate groups.

    Web3 Destiny

    Will launch a series of NFTs called ‘Cynical Observations’ that will somehow solve world hunger—just kidding, they’ll be memes.

    Future Post

    ‘Just got back from the future. Turns out we still argue over McCartney vs. Lennon. Some things never change…’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your insightful takes often make people reconsider their stances, and that’s no small feat!

    Charming Quirk

    Your ability to turn trivial issues into a philosophical debate is both amusing and deeply compelling.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep blending your wit with wisdom; the online world can always use more of your uniquely crafted chaos!"

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    Creator

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