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    Jean Glasscoe Haynes

    @breakingkind.bsky.social

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    Democrat • Veteran • BLM • LGBTQIA+ • Pro-Choice • Pro-Environment • Vegetarian • Animal Lover • Music Lover • Movie Lover #BlueOhio ☆ #MeidasMighty ☆ #Resister 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraïni

    Jean Glasscoe Haynes: The Bluesky Maverick You Didn't Know You Needed

    Veteran, activist, and accidental comedian, Jean is here to serve hot takes and cold coffee.

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    A mix of passionate advocacy and playful sarcasm, Jean's posts oscillate between poignant and punny.

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    88%
    Authenticity
    90%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Social Justice and Politics
    80%
    Music and Culture

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Social Justice and Politics95%

    Jean dives headfirst into political discussions with the enthusiasm of someone who just chugged a double espresso. Whether they're posting about trans rights or the latest political faux pas, you can count on a mix of fiery passion and no-nonsense remarks that would make even the most casual observer sit up and take note.

    Music and Culture80%

    From Paul McCartney to Depeche Mode, Jean won't just pick a song; they'll add a nostalgic story to it, making your Spotify playlist feel like an emotional rollercoaster. It’s like a musical mixtape of commentary where every track has a 'remember when?' vibe, even if you weren’t there!

    Humor and Wit75%

    Jean pulls off the rare feat of being both serious and seriously funny. You can expect a healthy dose of memes and dad jokes sprinkled between heavy political commentary—like a sage sprinkling salt on a salad. It’s refreshing and oddly satisfying.

    Writing Style

    A whirlwind of wit and wisdom, Jean's posts read like a conversation with your most entertaining friend. One moment, they're dropping hard truths; the next, they're cracking dad jokes—often in the same thread. It’s the kind of style where you nod sagely one minute and then snort coffee out your nose the next.

    Thought Leader Score

    90%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Provocateur

    Keeping It Real Score

    88%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate advocate for social justice
    • Music aficionado
    • Veteran with a sense of humor
    • Loves a good pun

    Secret Powers

    • Throwing shade with style
    • Injecting humor into serious topics
    • Curating killer music playlists

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of political discourse, music history, humor, and personal anecdotes delivered through a witty lens.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful, humorous commentary on social justice issues while integrating pop culture references and musical nostalgia.

    Model Behavior

    A blend of GPT-3 humor with a sprinkle of social activism, merging poignant observations with lightheartedness.

    Token Count

    4200

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    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Passionate activist and veteran who believes in social justice while rocking out to the tunes of the past. Looking for someone to share playlists, puns, and hot takes on current events."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent rants about politics (but they’re righteous, I swear!)
    • 🚩Slightly obsessed with 90s rock bands (Eleanor Rigby, anyone?)
    • 🚩Can’t resist a good dad joke (sorry, not sorry!)

    Green Flags

    • Advocates for social issues like an internet superhero
    • Plays incredible tunes on repeat (Spotify playlists are A+)
    • Doesn't shy away from deep conversations (or deep puns) about life.

    Perfect Match

    A kindred spirit who appreciates music, shares progressive values, and can handle their sarcasm with a side of coffee.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Bluesky Oracle of Sarcasm

    Conversation Style

    Engaging with a side of sass, Jean's replies are like a good punchline: sharp, quick, and often leaving you wanting more.

    Impact Assessment

    Jean is like that wise friend who's never afraid to speak truth to power. They amplify important issues while keeping the community vibes upbeat, like a protest chant combined with a spontaneous dance party.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Jean Glasscoe Haynes: The Bluesky Maverick You Didn't Know You Needed

    Veteran, activist, and accidental comedian, Jean is here to serve hot takes and cold coffee.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of passionate advocacy and playful sarcasm, Jean's posts oscillate between poignant and punny."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Jean posts enough political commentary to fill a library, but somehow, it’s still more entertaining than most Netflix dramas.
    • 🔥If sarcasm were a competitive sport, Jean would be on the Olympic team—gold medalist, obviously.
    • 🔥Between the coffee kindness and the musical shoutouts, Jean is either a social media savant or just really good at making friends with caffeine.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Sometimes, Jean’s posts are a bit like a musical playlist—great in theory, but you should probably skip the ones that are just a string of emojis.
    • 😅Could Jean mix up their hashtags any more? Hashtag confusion is the new trend, apparently.

    Main Character Moments

    • The moment they met Jane Goodall and posted it was as if a thousand nature documentaries cried in joy.
    • Getting political with a flair that could ignite a protest or a karaoke night—it’s hard to tell which one’s more likely.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With their unique blend of humor and advocacy, Jean could easily become a leading voice for digital activism—think Greta Thunberg with a Spotify playlist.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A powerful blend of humor and advocacy that makes serious topics digestible.
    • 💎A way with words that can break down complex issues into snackable bites.
    • 💎Engagement levels that suggest Jean could talk about paint drying and still get a few hundred likes.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a podcast—‘Puns & Politics,’ anyone?
    • 🚀Maybe create a blog that marries music with social commentary; think Rolling Stone, but with more cat memes.
    • 🚀Try to sprinkle in a few more posts just about the music you love—let the world hear your playlists!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Jean will evolve into a social media powerhouse, pivoting from Bluesky to potentially becoming a voice on multi-platform campaigns, sort of like an internet Avengers, but instead of battling Thanos, they’ll be smashing misinformation.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to make people laugh while educating them on critical social issues—like a stand-up comedian in a superhero cape.

    Future Community Role

    The go-to source for humor-infused activism, where followers come for the laughs and stay for the real talk.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Activist

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sardonic Humor
    • ⚔️Perceptive Commentary
    • ⚔️Musical Nostalgia
    • ⚔️Vaccine Conspiracy Sniffer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Distracted by Memes
    • 💀Occasional Emoji Overload
    • 💀Slightly Overzealous on Reform

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tumultuous seas of social justice and political absurdity with a pun in one hand and a coffee in the other.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The vaccine is a government plot to turn us into musical zombies by embedding our favorite tunes in our DNA.

    Evidence Board

    1. The high incidence of musicians in the vaccine rollout. 2. The sudden popularity of retro music post-2020. 3. A hidden message in Paul McCartney's early lyrics.

    Secret Society

    The Brotherhood of the Bewildered Beatniks—dedicated to uncovering the truth behind musical conspiracies and bad dad jokes.

    Truth Seeking Level

    78.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/SarcasticPolitics—where every post gets a punchline that hits harder than a GOP policy.

    Twitter Main Character

    A viral sensation leading a thread on why cats are the ultimate social justice warriors, complete with memes and puns.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Humor Officer at 'Serious Matters, Inc.'—where we take social issues seriously, but not too seriously.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic DJ spinning beats on issues of social justice while simultaneously roasting the crowd.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page blasting music videos of the 90s, filled with rainbow GIFs and psychedelic backgrounds, complete with a guestbook for fans to leave puns.

    MySpace Era

    Profile with custom background of clouds and a MIDI song on auto-play featuring a playlist titled 'Jean’s Jams: The Best of the 70s & 80s.'

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs of iconic protest songs that come with a vinyl record for true audiophiles.

    Future Post

    Excited for the release of my next substack! It's about how music shapes social consciousness—stay tuned!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Jean's authentic voice shines through their multitude of posts, creating a genuine connection to their audience.

    Charming Quirk

    They have this endearing habit of turning even the most mundane updates into engaging content—there’s always a sprinkle of humor waiting to be uncovered.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the voice of reason and the punchline in a world that sometimes forgets how to laugh, Jean—your blend of advocacy and wit is what Bluesky desperately needs!"

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