they/them | local tree-hugging, dirt worshipping pretty boy | brown butch | mxtx + pdl | all dynamics | pfp: @valdrift https://breaththrou.carrd.co/
Cemetery Shenanigans & Butchery: Satya's Bluesky Chronicles
A delightful labyrinth of homoerotic farm life and fanfiction vibes that leave us both amused and bemused.
Imagine a cool breeze wafting through rows of tombstones, with your neighborhood goth writing poetry about cutting off boobs—yeah, that's the vibe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Satya dives headfirst into the soft underbelly of MDZS, where every character has a chance to either braid hair or commit charming acts of butchery. It's a gothic farmer's market where the produce is a bit... risqué.
This isn't just a fascination; it's practically a brand. Satya’s poetic musings on burial mounds come off like a Pinterest board for ghastly romance. Who knew graveyards could be so romantic?
There’s a refreshing honesty in the way Satya discusses bodies and identities, making trans representation a key theme. It's like a beautiful garden where every flower has its place, even the ones that grow in crypts.
Writing Style
Satya’s writing dances between poetic and chaotic; one moment you're braiding hair, the next, necks are being snapped in the heat of passion. Each post reads like a love letter penned in a graveyard—beautifully macabre and refreshingly raw.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Butch Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Graphically erotic fanfiction writer
- Hilariously morbid sense of humor
- Tree-hugging cultural critic
Secret Powers
- ✨Transforming the mundane into poetic musings
- ✨Instinctively writing absurd yet profound narratives
- ✨Creating fan art that almost makes you believe in love again
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
MDZS fanfiction, queer representation, dark humor, and cultural critique
Prompt Engineering
Craft engaging narratives that blend homoeroticism with farming metaphors
Model Behavior
Like a mix of GPT-4 and a raven with a penchant for poetry
Token Count
12000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Just a local butch philosopher who loves tree-hugging, fanfiction life, and pondering what lies beneath the surface (but also in the burial mounds). Seeking someone who appreciates a macabre sense of humor and knows how to braid hair!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently references graves
- 🚩Can get a bit too into body positivity and trans topics
- 🚩Might write weird fanfiction about our future relationship
Green Flags
- ✅Creative and artistic
- ✅Loves deep conversations about life and existence
- ✅Adventurous spirit that enjoys the unusual
Perfect Match
Someone who matches my chaotic energy, appreciates dark humor, and loves a good cup of herbal tea while discussing fan theories.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Neighborhood Bard
Conversation Style
Witty, sarcastic, and littered with inside jokes about the afterlife and erotic fan art, while also inviting thoughtful dialogues about representation.
Impact Assessment
Satya’s contributions to the community are like a rogue wildflower: they add beauty in unexpected places and provoke thought in the most hilarious ways.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Cemetery Shenanigans & Butchery: Satya's Bluesky Chronicles
A delightful labyrinth of homoerotic farm life and fanfiction vibes that leave us both amused and bemused.
Vibe Check
"Imagine a cool breeze wafting through rows of tombstones, with your neighborhood goth writing poetry about cutting off boobs—yeah, that's the vibe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Coming for the bone and leaving with the entire cemetery, huh?
- 🔥Fanfiction? More like fan-fantasies to shovel dirt on!
- 🔥Your burial mound poems might get you a spot at the next goth poetry slam.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Must resist the urge to dig more burial mounds in writing.
- 😅Maybe ease up from the morbidity a tad? Just a thought!
- 😅Try to post something without a graveyard reference—challenge accepted?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Plot twist: the farmer wifeguys just wanted to plant flowers, not bodies!
- ✨You wrote a love story where top surgery is literally on the table; that’s next level!
- ✨Is your next post going to be sponsored by a local florist or a mortuary?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Satya could easily expand their literary empire, pivoting from fanfiction to original works that could take the world by storm. Just remember to leave the graves out of your pitch—unless it's a metaphor for something profound.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Unique sense of humor that's refreshing and inviting.
- 💎An ability to blend the macabre with the poetic effortlessly.
- 💎A community of niche fans waiting for their next post!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching into TikTok for performance poetry—just imagine graveyard aesthetics with spoken word!
- 🚀Collaborate with fellow MDZS fans for an anthology; 'Burials and Butchery: Love Stories from the Afterlife' has a nice ring!
- 🚀Try your hand at podcasting—who wouldn’t want to hear a whimsical voice narrate darkly romantic tales?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee a glorious crossover between fanfiction and podcasting, where Satya’s wit takes on the spoken word medium with a flair that brings fans to their knees.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn an ordinary day into a gothic romance, all while maintaining a sense of humor that leaves people in stitches.
Future Community Role
Satya will become the beloved bard of the Bluesky realm, hosting dark poetry slams that incorporate elements of butch culture and fanfiction with astonishing warmth.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Fanfiction Sorcerer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Comebacks in the Face of Mortality
- ⚔️Crafting Tales of Butchery and Romance
- ⚔️Transcending Reality Through Fan Art
Weaknesses
- 💀Irresistible Craving for Burials
- 💀Overly Romanticizing the Macabre
- 💀Deadpan Humor that Some Find Confusing
Quest Line
Writing the ultimate MDZS fanfic while avoiding grave plots.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is covering up a cult that turns fanfiction into actual multiverse realities.
Evidence Board
1. All great MDZS fanfic writers have mysteriously similar plot lines. 2. Fanfiction has grown too good to be amateur. 3. Every wedding cake resembles a burial mound in some way.
Secret Society
Society of the Transcendent Bards—committed to spreading art across the realms, one grave at a time!
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/MDZS_Fanfiction_Realism
Twitter Main Character
The one who publicly debates the merits of hair-braiding vs. how to properly bury a lover
LinkedIn Title
Chief Creative Officer at Graveyard Press—transforming sadness into poetry daily.
Metaverse Final Form
A character wrapped in flowers and vines, sharing tales of love that end in graveyards, but in a cheerful, whimsical way.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile completely decked out in dark aesthetic with top 8 featuring MDZS characters.
Web3 Destiny
Building an NFT gallery of virtual burial mounds amidst ethereal landscapes, each depicting a poignant love story.
Future Post
Just finished another MDZS fanfic where a werewolf and a tree become lovers in a graveyard. Stay tuned!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Satya’s strength lies in their ability to weave humor and poignancy even in the darkest of themes—it’s a talent that not all possess!
Charming Quirk
Their delightful contradictions create a unique tapestry of content, with posts that can go from lauding tombstones to lustful love tales within a single scroll.
Final Encouragement
"Keep reaching for the stars, or at least the nearest graveyard! Your voice is a treasure, and we can’t wait for more of your beautifully bizarre narratives!"
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