Brian clearly channels his inner sports philosopher, dissecting Philadelphia’s struggles like a surgeon with a scalpel, but with less precision and more sarcasm.

Nothing showcases true appreciation quite like Brian’s love letter to Aldi’s crackers—clearly a man with refined taste who enjoys his snacks more than his team’s performance.

With the finesse of a stand-up comic, Brian navigates the chaotic seas of politics, often leaving us in stitches while simultaneously shaking our heads at the state of affairs.